After ultra-green World Surf League inks deal with Chinese manufacturer of cheap SUVs, other unfairly tarnished industries consider partnership: “Big Tobacco would love to share its message of health and wellness through the surfing experience!”

A tsunami of change.

It ain’t all just a bed of roses for industry out there in the 21st century western world. Sure, profits are soaring while wages remain relatively stagnant but messaging is becoming more and more difficult what with a “woke” mob gathered at every corner, pitchforks raised. Most behemoths, like Disney or Walmart, are able to pivot relatively easy by “stopping” and “listening” then releasing statements detailing that stopping and listening followed by a emotionally impactful commercials.

Others, like Big Tobacco or the Association of Whites-Only Country Clubs, have a rougher go.

Who will partner with them to get their message of health and wellness or inclusivity in front of a misinformed public?

Well, hope grew unexpectedly in micro-plastics factories to coal mines when the ultra-green World Surf League recently announced its pairing with Great Wall Motors, a Chinese manufacturer of inexpensive internal-combustion SUVs and trucks.

As previously reported, WSL APAC General Manager Andrew Stark announced, “World Surf League sees a great synergy in this new partnership with GWM. GWM produces vehicles that are robust and suitable for the outdoors and the surfing lifestyle so WSL sees it as a partnership that makes sense.”

Fantastic and imagine what organized professional surfing at the highest level could do for the tarnished image of child powered sweatshops, high-school-adjacent vape pen distributors or even community organizations like the Ku Klux Klan.

Riding a wave of change, indeed.

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AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago

Great Wall aren’t a bad car. The secret is too trade them in when they need new tyres.

Gino
Gino
4 years ago

Sure does

Crazy Lary
Crazy Lary
4 years ago

I think he was really saying make America great Britain again

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
4 years ago

Real men smoke Camel Wides, unfiltered. Reds are weak and for people who smoke with their pinky out.

Mads Naeraa
Mads Naeraa
4 years ago

Sampoerna would be my dream sponsor.

Oh, and Auchentoshan whisky.

Eesha Williams
Eesha Williams
4 years ago

excellent article

Gino
Gino
4 years ago

Amen. I need mine to keep an eye on climate change.

Popvaditecclesiae
Popvaditecclesiae
4 years ago

Wait, its the Brandens who are in bed with the Chicoms. Catch up, Hunter had a lap top to go along with his drugs. Hey, how come Hunter aint on this BG thing? He would fit right in.

Crazy Lary
Crazy Lary
4 years ago

Trumps truth is chicom funded. Chinese r hedging their bets.

Popvaditecclesiae
Popvaditecclesiae
4 years ago
Reply to  Crazy Lary

The laptop has proof. You got nada.

J H
J H
4 years ago

I’ll take one of the F-22’s that they are supposedly taking out of service.

J H
J H
4 years ago

First it was 5th generation fighter jets and now it’s cars…

J H
J H
4 years ago

Is this how the ChiComs plan to make ammends for The ‘Rona?

Isn’t fentanyl enough?

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
Reply to  J H

Warming up the market for the CCP Surf Industry and its eventual forced colonization of almost every single island in the Pacific west of of Hawaii.

J H
J H
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

The Solomon Islands approve this message.

Aaron Wilkison
Aaron Wilkison
4 years ago
Reply to  J H

You mean the CDC and FDA

J H
J H
4 years ago
Reply to  Aaron Wilkison

Hahaha…them, too!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
4 years ago

I always take a reusable bag to the supermarket, and get a 2nd hand board every 5 years.
Problem solved

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
4 years ago

so now they go full chink and rickshaw the champ up the beach instead of trad shoulder chair…

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
4 years ago
Reply to  toofattosurf

…reckon the trend lingo nowadays is chicom?

J H
J H
4 years ago
Reply to  toofattosurf

ChiCom is my preferred nomenclature.

german_surfer_007
german_surfer_007
4 years ago

A mediocre chinese automobile is an accurate metaphor for competition surfing, no? I liken “Great Wall” to 3 Devid Silva backhand snaps (at drone angle) for a 7.33 ride.

Doobalachy
Doobalachy
4 years ago

Stark for ceo

@surfads
@surfads
4 years ago

As if ‘the Black Sea Pro brought to you by Gazprom’ doesn’t have a nice ring to it.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
4 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

30-6 also has a nice ring to it

@surfads
@surfads
4 years ago

Fucken refs. Manly milking more than a dairy farm. The game is a disgrace.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
4 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

That’s a shame

Gino
Gino
4 years ago

Advertising people have their job cut out for them trying to tie Chinese junk in with surfing. Will be interesting to see if anybody takes a stand against China and it’s use of slave Labor.

M.
M.
4 years ago
Reply to  Gino

Judging by the last 20+ years the answer’s a firm no.

Black Rubber
Black Rubber
4 years ago

I thought I was supposed to surf a Jeep. Confused.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

For authenticity, the ‘In Memory of Andy Irons’ comps could be sponsored by drug manufacturers/dealers (both legal and street), and have all staff and competitors out of it on various chemical concoctions, kinda like Kaipo at Pipe and Strider in Portugal etc…

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Yeah the Sacklers’ are missing a trick there for sure.

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
4 years ago

I’d imagine that at least a couple of Mexican drug cartels would love to be the official cocaine sponsor for the WSL.

Black Rubber
Black Rubber
4 years ago
Reply to  Occ Topus

I think they already are.

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
4 years ago
Reply to  Black Rubber

If not, ELo could make it happen.


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