The white monkey is being forced into retirement. A permanent enclosure will be built within the Uluwatu temple, complete with a pool and a garden.
The villagers of a traditional market that caters to surfers in Bali are dealing with a violent and very different sort of localism.
A large wild Macaque, having staked a claim in one of the empty stalls during the pandemic, is refusing to leave and is threatening anyone that comes near his “spot”.
“That thing has taken control of the fruit basket line-up, says” Surfer/Juice bar owner Sam Gavin. “He reminds me of those fuckin’ angry locals in South Oz that I know. Teeth baring and chest beating and all”.
And speaking of sacred apes, the sacred white monkey of Uluwatu can’t catch a break.
Since then he has also become a mascot to visiting surfers, who bring him bananas in hope of swell.
Anyway, an easy target.
And, when released, the white monkey was again jumped by marauding members of a rival troupe just outside the Uluwatu Temple.
Captured and treated, the sacred white monkey is being forced into retirement. A permanent enclosure is being designed for him within the Uluwatu temple, complete with a pool and a garden.
“Given that the white monkey’s new role is as a mascot for Pura Uluwatu,” says one temple official, “and has become a valuable tourist attraction, such a special enclosure is justified. The surfers love him.”
The latest is the job offer is for someone to become the white monkey’s security guard.
White Russians?
“complete with pool and garden”
D.R.s real estate vibe is spreading
Yup. Quality watch.
Speed-dial list? Awesome.
That’s going onto the TV this arvo for the kids.
Or stroll in with pants down and hope that ya wedding tackle swinging in the wind will be enough to scare them off…
What if they want to go for a swing?
Cover me when I run
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As if Hanumanji would need the help of some effing humans.
Probably not going to google that but thanks
Monkey King
The punkiest monkey that ever popped
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Mon(k)ey, so they say
Is the root of all evil today
Probably end up like this. With a harem of nubile mankey slaves. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Gotta say I’m actually enjoying the monkey war rabbit hole. Please, keep it up.
A great pastime is YouTubing animal fights. Think of any two random animals and chances are somebody has filmed them going toe to toe. The best of course being Battle At Kruger Park https://m.youtube.com/watch…
LOL
“Jumped” by marauding monkees? Ha!
That white monkey was gang-raped, like a tender white first-timer in a maximum security prison. Now the poor mofo is in PC. So sad.
Whites monkeys revered.
Twitterstorm!!!
But wait, how do the Russians factor into this?
The newly confined white monkey looks to be of Russian origin and had escaped out to Ulu’s from its usual home at Caangu, and now (even though being looked after) is being held against its will, inline with the confiscation of sanctioned Russian billionaires boats etc…
Is this whole white monkey saga some sort of extended allegory for Matt George’s surf career?
Are you implying that we are just outside the BG temple?
Thoughts and prayers 🙏 monkey. As a 37yo white male with a middle class income, I can completely relate to the caged oppression this monkey is suffering and will continue to suffer. Hang in there buddy. Hang in there.
Wait til you hit 50.
60+ I am invisible
My brother!
Looks like Mick
Similar story too…
It really does.
The monkey on the left resembles Italo.