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Tyler and coach Kekoa Bacalso watch Pipe from balcony of Rip Curl house, "Yeah, nah, ain't going out," says Tyler.

Two-time world champ Tyler Wright breakout star in opening gambit of Apple TV series Make Or Break; slams surfing’s chronic misogyny, “Look at the first event, boys are at Pipe, women are at Maui… at the same time, fuck, it’s Pipe”

“It’s a high-risk wave. Personally, as an individual, no, I don’t want to go and surf Pipe."

There is no more compelling story within pro surfing than the Wright family.

Even the most cursory examination reveals myriad story lines: the two-time world champ Tyler who won a tour event at fourteen, qualified at sixteen and who threw it in briefly before returning to the tour and carving and plating her two titles.

Owen? Returns from a catastrophic brain injury, bleeding on the brain, paralysis and (temporary) inability to speak to win his first event back on tour one year later and return to his normal position as a world title contender, although this year’s mid-year cut is proving troublesome. 

Mikey? Hot and salty and greasy (like a sunbathing German) and a sometime wildcard.

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And, all three of ‘em swindled for a total of $1.5 million after a family friend turned bookkeeper salted agambling addiction with the storied surfers’ cash.

A lovely field to plough. 

In the first episode of the seven-part Apple TV series Make or Break, we are transported back to December 2020, to the commencement of the 2021 tour. 

Tyler Wright is the hub upon which the episode revolves. Wright, often combative,  is curiously tranquil here, eyes with a new placid look, sheepish even, although she lights up when it comes to men etc. 

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“Surfing is sexist,” says Wright. “Look at the sexism within surfing. You do look at the first event. Boys are at Pipe, women are at Maui… historically, the women haven’t been allowed to have a permit at Pipe.” 

Wright’s wish for a Pipe showdown is granted when a man is killed by a shark at Honolua Bay during the event’s waiting period forcing tour organisers to shift the final from Maui to Oahu.

“I believe in the women on tour,” she says at a meeting to discuss the shift. “It’s an opportunity missed if we don’t show up. It’s a moment in women’s surfing history. At the same time, fuck, it’s Pipe.” 

Cameras follow Wright’s prep for Pipe final with Hawaiian Carissa Moore. Her coach is Kekoa Bacalso – the Hawaiian-born 2009 ASP Rookie of the Year; shaper is the wizard behind John John Florence’s boards, Jon Pyzel. 

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We sit on the deck of the Rip Curl house as Wright examines a four-to-six-foot day and admits she wouldn’t want to surf it recreationally. 

“It’s a high-risk wave. Personally, as an individual, no, I don’t want to go and surf Pipe… I’m happy not to go out just now,” she says. “Yeah, nah, ain’t going out…” 

Wright wins event, Carissa second. 

Episode shifts to Kelly and John John at Pipe. Ep two, Gabriel vs Italo. 

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Some Guy

Indeed

Some Guy

translator?

Some Guy

“Bitches ain’t nothin but hoes and tricks”

Ginko

Scroll through to see Tyler expelling water form her sinuses:

https://www.instagram.com/p…

Hoy

The guys on this show are all having mental breakdowns and their spouses are keeping them sane. All the comments here are about Tyler’s mental health and she’s not crying about her daddy or being a shitty parent or person. But why acknowledge reality.

Jeet

Wow the misogynists and homophobers are coming out in droves on this one. Dudes with low self esteem love to be sexist or racist – favorite tired, old sexist bs to feel better about your shitty selves. We know the story – losers hide behind tirades of hate, misogyny Bc they are still failures despite having white male privilege- always lame, predictable and unaware of how moronic they appear.

Ginko

I for one, am acutely aware of how moronical I amn’t.

Low wide stinkbug stance

Haha who invited you here? Go burn your bra somewhere else.

Some Guy

Show me your tits

Jeet

Wow the misogynists and homophobers are coming out in droves on this one. Dudes with low self esteem love to be sexist or racist – favorite tired, old sexist bs to feel better about your shitty selves. We know the story – losers hide behind tirades of hate, misogyny Bc they are still failures despite having white male privilege- always lame, predictable and unaware of moronic they appear.

Low wide stinkbug stance

We heard you the first time! Now go fetch me a beer.

Hippy

Do you remember Splash?

Too bad Stacey didn’t document all that shit.

Hippy

So fucked up. History is how we got here.

bruddah

And they summed it up well I though: “Make or Break is not about surfing. It’s about modern competitive surfing culture, and that’s just not that interesting.”

East of the 5

I remember when she painted something on the bottom of a board. Wait, never mind.

Dovakin

As a girl, I’m jsut gonna go ahead and say it…

I understand you guy’s frustration with Tyler, but jeeeez! just let it go already, guys.

Kasandra Mann

Medina and Pip are the stars of the show Tatti is well Tatti Sage Erickson calling her out was epic and the Italo transformation to douchebag is on display as well best thing the WSL ever did was allowing this to be filmed

bruddah
Chow MeJunka

You fuckers is just jealous cuz she surfs better and gets more pussy than ‘yall

Ginko

You’re right, she does get more pussy than me!

Hippy

ore house reference, ding ding ding.

Hippy

Man I got Topanga stories before the state park….. dang that era was free.

Hippy

Jay was a funny dude.

Hippy

BOYCOTT

Local Sewage Pipe

I made one comment bashing Tyler on STAB and the entire comment section came after me. It was very weird and political.

Hippy

Proving that their readers are gay.

Barrelled

Don’t comment on Stab. They pull down anything you post that is remotely controversial. I called Goggans a “sewer falcon” once and they pulled while sending me a message that said it was hilarious but he had to pull it.

K0o_o0K

borrowing

RQ.

“sewer falcon”
🤣

Hippy

I got banned on Stab for commenting on Andy’s death.

Go ahead Negs, I kept it clean.

If you see me around town, I’ll tell you the real story.

Barrelled

I try to avoid Linden.

Hippy

see you at the estuary bank then.

Occ Topus

Years ago, during her “mystery illness” (before coming out as lez), I made a comment on Stab that maybe Tyler was pregnant, and it got deleted.

Ginko

Did they block you for it?


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