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"Do I still have a job, Jessi Miley-Dyer? Tell me true."
"Do I still have a job, Jessi Miley-Dyer? Tell me true."

Beleaguered Challenger Series surfers examining upcoming schedule slip into depression, experience deep inner hurt, as multiple events ominously listed “tentative!”

Let them eat cake.

The sudden cancellation of the upcoming Quiksilver/Roxy Pro France sent shockwaves through the professional competitive surfing community. Many of those participating in the Challenger Series event had already purchased tickets, hotel rooms, dreams of making it to the “big dance” percolating in heads. Fans having already worked early autumn, or spring, work schedules around the holding period.

The Challenger Series is relatively new in our landscape, springing out of the blood of those professional surfers who fell below mid-year cut, fertilizing the earth.

Many, again, felt very angry about the chop, including but not limited to Owen Wright, but the World Surf League brass promised even more riches were possible for the minor league surfers as long as they “trusted the process.

Rising tide.

Crazy robust growth.

But now France has been burned, Senior Vice President of Competition, Head of Tours Jessi Miley-Dyer delivering the news in a very “let-them-eat-cake” sorta way and might other Challenger Series, and lesser point’d, events follow?

An examination of the upcoming schedule doesn’t exactly bolster confidence.

What are your thoughts?

Taiwan on the chopping block?

More as the story develops.

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Dovakin

The end is nigh.

Steffen Pate

Westworld Surf League

Wayne Lunch

Clearly time to get some transgender competitors and sharks in the mix otherwise the CS is doomed!

channelbottom

They should start a faux-punk label and call it Alternative Tentatives.

Boat Docks

You can make anything “professional”, bowling, beauty, even sewing. Doesn’t mean you should or that it will turn a profit

AI (for ever) .

If the sponsors aren’t going sponsor no more,

Dear lord, what will become of them?

Should bg start a wsl go fund me??

Chas Smith

Good idea!

Tom

seriously these clowns think they have endless budget from Ziff – how can 3 levels of QS Challenger and CT derive an income and be viable anyway ???
the biggest disappointment when this all falls over is that there will be nothing to laugh about in the ineptitude of these cunts

samwaters

Oh, if it happens, I think there would be something to laugh about…

AI (for ever) .

Are we totally sure Elo said pro surfing had grown by 300% and not gone backwards by 300% ?

astro

And that’s why he won himself a CFO.

Stanislav Franck

He’s just basing it on the statistics of kids and parents dumb enough to throw education away for a shot at a free pair of boardies and pro surfing dreams. You seen the little fuckers at beaches these days? You’d think surfing was on the cusp of burying golf and tennis under the Snapper sand there’s that many of ’em.

Don’t they ever look up from their TikTok likes to realise there’s more money in fingering a cat on TikTok?

Capt Sensible

Bring back the good old days , scrap all tours and events except the CT.
Any surfers with the financial backing can follow the tour and enter events .
With the (W)right amount of cash support you can make a entire career and never get passed the first couple of rounds ..believe me heaps did back in the day.

channelbottom

Xi has won that event every time it has run, and always will win it. Forever.

Danric

Wsl has become a joke. Jessie miley-dyer should resign.

Howling Jack

do you think it was Jessie’s decision?

Danric

She’s the so-called director of competition

Dovakin

Elo should resign. JMD is the fool he has running around doing his dirty work. I doubt she has any deciding power whatsoever considering what we’ve seen from Elo so far.

channelbottom

I’m still waiting hear about Zeke Lau getting “punched out” on the south shore as per the teasing mention on the podcast the other day.

Gil Gunderson

Was a misdirected Kanoa claim

channelbottom

“Listen kids. Always brush after meals. Look both ways before crossing the road. Don’t talk to strangers.

And NEVER EVER get in close proximity to a surfer performing a claim.”

c4

Heard it was Erin Brooks.

channelbottom

Is she Erin Brockovich’s daughter?

Perhaps related to Erin Onthesideofcaution?

Turtle

Let the meat cake.

Urchin Sepsis

Were they hoping to run Taiwan Open concurrently with the upcoming Chinese amphibious assault? Unabashedly a tribute to Francis Ford Coppola it seems. Kelly to play colonel Kurtz.

Cannabis-Creativity

“Go for it” is so dated and No Fear too. “Be tentative” –a slogan for our time.

RQ.

‘Easy Now’

channelbottom

‘Down with that sort of thing’

frank

“Never 100% Sure”

in olde English font, of course

AI (for ever) .

“Safety first”.

Billy Hunt

“I’m grumpy about everything” a slogan for BG

tim_nelsen

gonna quit this WSL rat race and spend more time with my cool gal pal…

My girlfriend is cool because:
1. She’s very sweet to my family and they all ended up loving her

2. She doesn’t make fun of me for listening to girly music

3. She lets me play with her boobs…

I can’t say that about any of the pro CT/Challenger series surfers!

Picard Madeoff

Some might be concerned you’ve lost your edge, but not me.

tim_nelsen

well, dumped Gillette USA and secured a Hatteker China multi-use…”only a lil dab will do ya…” is history.

Stanislav Franck

I think there are some pro boobs floating round a surgeon’s table somewhere. Not the one at HTs either!

tim_nelsen

he had a cartoonist and a big-breasted sec…tip my LA hat!

seahound

Was hoping to see some enthusiastic hopping to the shore break, and maybe even pier shooting from a few of the Challenger guys and gals – but no live feed? Hmm…

c4

Looks like there will be some kind of swell tomorrow for the broadcast at least.

Stick man

The global home of Comp-tentative surfing!

Stick man

They don’t call it the Challenger Series for nothing…it’s reallly fucking challenging.

NEGATRON

I think you really could’ve gone for a trifecta of killer comments.

Stick man

It’s top 2 nowadays… you have priority.

Mapski

Maybe they should have a live event feed to increase interest.

Chas Smith

Our WSL works in mysterious ways.

german_surfer_007

They doing us a favour I guess, watching a contest at 1-2ft huntington almost could be rock bottom of human existence.


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