GOAT jumping.
Very sad news broke, today, that football’s greatest of all-time, one Tom Brady, and his wife, the Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bündchen have each hired divorce lawyers. The two, married since 2009 and sharing two children, have been at the highest peak of Mt. Power Couple for years and have seemed to live in a fairytale though rumors of discord began percolating this year.
Per Page Six:
As previously revealed, the couple have been living separately for the past couple months following an epic fight — and they’re now apparently looking at dividing up their multimillion-dollar empire.
“I never actually thought this argument would be the end of them, but it looks like it is,” one source in the know tells Page Six.
“I don’t think there will be any coming back now. They both have lawyers and are looking at what a split will entail, who gets what and what the finances will be.”
And, again, very sad though surf fans, ever vulgar, are quietly rubbing their hands in glee, lighting candles in the hope that a newly single Bündchen may just might rekindle her flame with professional surfing’s greatest of all-time Kelly Slater.
GOAT jumping.
Students of our sport’s history know that Slater and Bündchen enjoyed a year long romance from 2005 through 2006, two seasons he maybe not coincidentally won World Titles.
While Slater is currently in a relationship with a girlfriend he describes as “Chinese,” stranger things have happened than two old lovers connecting after decades of separation.
See: Ben Affleck and J-Lo.
Where’s your head at in all this?
More importantly, I suppose, where is your heart?
She’s going darker than KS
“what’s your sign?” https://youtu.be/M-rXEMFuB40
Stupid discussion!
No surprise l find this article offensive when they speculate on the rekindling of a former relationship Slater had and at the same time are so rude to only refer to Kalani Miller as being “Chinese”. Meanwhile did they fixate on the ethnicities of Slater and Bundchen?
The only thing more offensive is Beach Grit’s repeatedly poor writing and selection of topics that pander to the lowest form of discussions.
Welcome to BG. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out chump.
Oh Jeff very sorry to offend but “Chinese” is how Kelly describes his gal. Not me. I would never.
LOL I had no interest in the story but I love seeing it trigger your neuroses.
Let the hate flow through you.
Remember that your mental health issues aren’t yours. They are all caused by Beach Grit articles.
These antics must highly amuse his “Chinese” girlfriend. What a creep.
Tom I can’t say if this is the biggest issue between the two of you. Bit….. you should have quit when you were ahead. Rumors swarmed few years back you were going to retire and your wife would again persue her career. Football or family.
I can’t imagine how tired she is of listening about heats he lost and why. Especially the ones where she was there watching.
Female long boarders quite graceful..
GoatGrit
Well done Chas.
mens health/
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We got Beniffer, will it be Kesele or Giselly?
syrians…Prince!
A Fairy Tale Ending
The prince grew up amidst the chaos of the 1960s…in a somewhat densely populated, yet somehow isolated beach community…his longings were to find the woman of his dreams, marry and settle down…on a distant island shore…Here the prince would provide for his wife and family amidst lush tropical forest, rich with edible fruits…rich with traditional native fishes. The Prince would gladly, and on a daily basis, hunt successfully and bring home the catch to his eager and ambitious young children…which would only please his loving wife…Children would learn of the wonders of nature, far away from the madding crowd, the world with which the prince knew…He was not pleased with what he had seen.
She’s done some soul searching, as she did during the Leo DeCrap Reo period, I believe she’s over the drama of everything, I can see some very regular dude with a nice and slightly above average schlong getting very lucky.
who’s wagging you?
Chas… without a doubt your greatest clickbait piece of 2022… have to believe the GOAT would even appreciate this surf journalism… keep up the work my man…
read jenn again/
In the salt mines daily.
Are you actually watching professional longboarding? Should we have live commented?
power out…tune to AM690…shoots!
No
Tell Kelly, who tries to act enlightened about race while putting foot in mouth, that Chinese is a nationality, not a race, and his girl is not his pr prop.
He now looks like a shard loving porn actor.
Why do they think 70s porn is a good look on them? https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Not sure but it’s been popular with cops for decades.
The RHCP have never been the height of good taste, in fact, the polar fucking opposite.
under the bridge…kid’s play