"Take this filth away!"
One of the most shocking break-ups in this the year 2022 has been that of Mark Zuckerberg and surfing. Months ago, the Facebook founder and CEO was in love’s full bloom, using surfing, or his favorite surfing-adjacent activity foiling, to roll out the “metaverse.” There he sat next to BFF Kai Lenny before paddling in and absolutely crushing a flipped Teahupoo.
Before that, Zuckerberg enchanted podcasters with tales of his big wave exploits, foiling up and down his island of Kauai’s coast, celebrating America’s freedom by foiling a lake.
No cloud darkened that beautiful sky… until mixed martial arts reared its cauliflower ear’d head.
Zuckerberg instantly left our surfing behind, beguiling podcasters with stories of his training, leaking PDA-filled sessions with new BFF Khai “The Shadow” Wu, sitting octagon-side after reportedly renting out UFC Fight Night 211, mouth open, lusting.
Surfing goodbye’d.
Surfing jilted.
Except maybe surfing lingering as the sweetest “what-might-have-been” in the heart of his wife Priscilla Chan. The philanthropist and former pediatrician, sitting next to Zuckerberg, was forced to shield her eyes in horror as men bloodied each other on the mat. Vicious. Vicious and vile and ugly. Nothing like the pure wholesomeness of surfing.
The G-rated clean of handsome Kai Lenny.
Do you think Chan was thinking of Lenny whilst covering her eyes? Trying to sort out a way to reunite her husband and his former flame?
I’d have to guess probably.
Kai Lenny, truly, has no weakness in defenses.
Ideal in every way.
More as the story develops.
when Zuck leaves surfing – maybe he can just take Elo with him
Hey mum, Rodney is commenting shit again on that shit that dad keeps commenting on, that that beachgrit fella keeps posting…..why?
was a dish dawg at mama’s for one week in early 70s…no leftovers went to waste…paid for another week worth of surfing…got The Lane!
You are twisted! Thank You
code red rendition (Patagonia *) Surfline premmie memberships coming soon…is that ketshup?
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I saw he taking surf lessons everyday for over a month.
I think she probably surfs better than him
It’s National Taco Day…
A couple of meaty ones will cure all ills…some nationalities use ketshup instead of salsa…and that’s OK!
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Shaka Tacos is right up the road from me.
ono or mahi or moonfish? I’d go for an octo pus taco…(nothin deviant here, just have never had one and just saw on Diners, Dive-In & Dives; aka Fieri’s show.) Do you know a local bartender named Steve W? We played b-ball in the 70s. Seriously funny guy!
I don’t know Steve, but have been sober for close to 30 years, so not a bar person. The GF and I are going to Shaka Tacoz tonight for dinner.
Good to hear your success with your sobriety. Admirable.
She makes that same face when he comes home from the barber.
I’d prefer to see Charles Smith vs Jamie Lynn.
How about the long overdue rematch: Chas vs. Ashton?
Ummm….ok