"So you're saying there's a chance?"
Spring is usually considered the season of love but half of BeachGrit resides in Australia, in bloom right now, and so it makes sense that amour has filled these pages of late. Surfers lighting candles for a much-hoped for reunion between the world’s greatest champion Kelly Slater and his onetime honey, Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bündchen. Surfer hearts soaring when imagining the world’s sexiest man Brad Pitt strolling normally chill San Diego area beach towns.
Alas, as is the way with love and its wild heights, depressing lows, those surfer hearts crashed, yesterday, when those same surfers, residing in normally chill San Diego area beach towns, were unlikely to behold Pitt’s glory.
He was supposed to come to Encinitas thanks its most famous first daughter, Emily Ratajkowski and their rumored connection. He was supposed to wander the aisles of Seaside Market, dine at the Union Kitchen Tap or, at least, drink an IPA.
Then, no, as Ratajkowski was spotted smooching a New York disc jockey and not even in neighboring Leucadia but rather New York itself.
Major depression… until today when, in a new interview, the one-time Hurley model declared that she was considering hopping on dating applications.
Per Page Six:
Emily Ratajkowski is angry, but believes she’ll “be OK” after her split from husband Sebastian Bear-McClard.
“I feel all the emotions,” the model, 31, told Harper’s BAZAAR for the magazine’s November cover story, released Thursday.
“I feel anger, sadness. I feel excitement. I feel joy. I feel levity. Every day is different,” she continued.
“The only good thing I know is that I’m feeling all those things, which is nice because it makes me believe that I’ll be OK.”
Ratajkowski – who was recently spotted making out with DJ Orazio Rispo – admitted that she has “gone on dates,” but isn’t on the apps.
“But give me time,” she added.
“Give it time?”
“So you’re saying there’s a chance?”
San Diego area surfers back in the game, Brad Pitt no longer necessary!
David Lee Scales, anyhow, discussed this glorious spring and also the beauty of one wave surf sessions and burritos. Listen below while you are crafting your dating app profile.
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Beach Pitt
kinda looks like she is feeling that deckgrip
she lights up the room. here’s me trying to get at her: https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx….
my new avatar/date app name: manholecover (defined earlier on BJ King blog)
*cum
Emily is my oyster!
https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx….
There is a reason you never see her smile.
Dunno… She dances pretty well too, in that “Blurred Lines” abomination of a song’s film clip. Actually, I don’t remember her dancing skills, but I do remember those 10’s bouncing around all unleashed. Goddam!
I can now see the temps in Australia on my weather app in Fahrenheit. Looks like nice weather has arrived. Couldn’t make sense of that Celsius stuff.
10 chilly
20 nice
30 hot
Had no idea it got so cold in the winter there. I figured all the lizards and spiders would freeze to death. Pretty similar to our winters.
Nah man.. it gets super cold here. Not like, Euro cold, but pretty dang chilly.
I checked it out over the winter and Melbourne gets cold! No wonder Brutus is always so grumpy. Sydney seems about like SF. Probably not the water temps though.
Sydney Much warmer water than SF
3 MILL max in winter, no boots gloves etc
Boardies, rashy in summer
Sounds mental.
Yeah
Sydney is the bom.
Youd luv it
Yeah Melbs sucks ass. Fuck a 3/4! I’ve never needed nor wanted more than a 2/3 in the depths of our coldest month. Water really only gets down to about 15 degrees which is about 60F yeah?
Water temp gets down to 52 degrees here . I don’t know what that is in Celsius. That’s summer water temps also. Doesn’t warm up in the summer.
Take the celsius number double it then add 30
20 c
40
70f
52 f is about 10c, fuken freezing.
I wouldnt go out wouldnt be fun
Yea not fun when your hands are so numb you can’t unlock your car door.
Not only do you use Celsius, but you also use reversed wetsuit thickness? It’s all about 4/3s and 3/2s in Seppomerica
I think it’s that way everywhere and I’m a tard!
40 + = cuntly
Maybe in England.