Liberation returns!

In stunning switcharoo, randy surfers exempted from Bali’s sex ban as backlash threatens future of holiday paradise, “I want to emphasise… please come… you will not be charged!”

Full sexual freedom returns to Bali!

In a wild ol switcharoo, the governor of Bali, has exempted tourists from Indonesia’s puritanical new sex laws. 

Last week, you’ll remember, Indonesia passed sweeping legislation that approved jail terms for up to one year if an unmarried person’s sexual energy became such you had no choice but to come, full blast, into a woman, man or beast.

Live together, unwed, and you’re behind bars for six months. 

Adultery has long been illegal, of course, in sunni Muslim Indonesia. In the more progressive provinces of northern Sumatra, lashings are common for adulterers and homosexuals.

Pointedly, no exemptions. 

“The new code, which also applies to foreign residents and tourists, bans cohabitation before marriage, apostasy, and provides punishments for insulting the president or expressing views counter to the national ideology.”

Now, following fears a significant percentage of the sixteen million tourists that visit Bali each year would go elsewhere, the island’s Governor  Wayan Koster has taken the extraordinary step of announcing local authorities would not be breaking down the doors of hotel rooms, demanding wedding certificates and so forth. 

“Bali is Bali as usual, which is comfortable and safe to be visited,” Koster said. “There will be no checks on marital status upon check-in at any tourism accommodation … nor inspections by public officials or community groups.”

Koster, aware or not of the glorious double entendre, added, ““I want to emphasise… please come… you will not be charged!”

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Sean Connery
Sean Connery
3 years ago

But they can do as the police in Mexico do perhaps

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
3 years ago

Good opportunity for the local police to make some extra $

Stick man
Stick man
3 years ago

Pay to come

Wotusay
Wotusay
3 years ago

I will come but not go.

Howling Jack
Howling Jack
3 years ago

thank fuck,,,

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
3 years ago

DR was this your favorite thing to write for 2022?

Hippy
Hippy
3 years ago

Can you imagine enforcement alone?

Com Turren
Com Turren
3 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

I’d like to believe that there’s a crusty Indonesian beat cop out there who gets things done because he doesn’t always do things exactly by the book who’d be capable of enforcing this law alone without any backup because he’s just that badass.

JSC
JSC
3 years ago

Although the new laws are not scheduled to be implemented for at least three years, Governor Koster should be aware what he is saying is in direct contravention to national law in Indonesia and that Bali is part of the Republic of Indonesia?

Could Bali secede from the Republik Indonesia and become an independent country?

Developing story.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  JSC

she wears the shoes in the fam…amilda!

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
3 years ago
Reply to  JSC

No one wants to be the poster child for any law so I will bring my wife instead of my girlfriend to Bali. So sad!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

high heels…tossed my fanning’s…free shoes?


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