"Beaches closed due to dolphin and shark fight."
A surf lifesaving carnival was cancelled and beaches along Sydney’s prized northern beaches were closed today after a pretty lil dolphin, those goofy ready-to-play golden retrievers of the sea, was mauled by a pack of bull sharks at Manly’s Shelley beach.
The fatally injured dolphin beached itself as three bull sharks waited patiently just offshore and competitors lined up for the start of the Manly Open Surf Carnival.
“The shark just literally swam straight past them and headed for the dolphin,” a spokesperson for Surf Life Saving NSW told ABC. “We’re not sure whether [the dolphin] was ill and died of natural causes or was attacked and died of those injuries. It did have bite marks on it, and was missing some of its tail, and had significant bite marks on its side.”
Ain’t great seeing a dolphin cop it but a bull shark’s gotta eat, am I right, and a succulent three-hundred pound dolphin is grinds for days.
The meat, surprisingly, is beef-like due to the dolphin being a warm-blooded mammal and is delicious sautéed in butter report fans, a method unavailable to the shark but perfect for humans seeking a delicious, protein-and-mercury rich treat.
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go stand in the corner…then go to the balckboard and write something over & over & over…til you get it write.
then whip out the measuring tape, capture, and move to shore for the weigh-in…new Guiness Book World Record?
they called him Flipper!
This kind of wisdom is what keeps me coming back for more.
Hopefully with some breaks to drop a deuce?
Something else to consider are the currents. Do you want your feces to disappear out to sea, grace the lineup or surprise people on the inside.
We do eat roos but lookout for the drop bears. Bloody deadly.
ha , the real art of shitting is about what you ate last nite…so as you have options
1) the wet fart spurt
2) the splatter gun affect
3) the Lumpus turdicus
4) The Loggus cable long
just create a 2nd account and argue at yourself. quite a few here do it already.
ask SupaKangaman!!!
Not sure why this doesn’t have more upvotes–it’s a perfect BG comment, really.
Stunningly BG have not covered the story of a 15″ GWS at Bells 2 x days ago…..even vision from the boat…..FFS guys we are traumatized down here and need recognition of our local man eaters and how we surf amongst them every day!!!!
https://au.yahoo.com/news/f…
They just aren’t doing their jobs properly!
Up here we are facing daily deaths by jellyfish sting but all your going to hear from Chas is “ do you think Elo ass looks fat since he grew a beard “.
They are only one strong nor’easter from being found in the Noosa points-
https://au.news.yahoo.com/g…
ah rejection of our sharks down here could and probably will lead to BG being charged with Shark vilification…..the only way we will get recognition down here is to let em loose during Easter , and send out Elo to check it’s safe?
they do in Japan, with green Turtle soup , and whale Tail!
Bull shark Burgers now that’s what we should be learning to cook…..not to be confused with Koala Bear Burgers which have a high fat content and should only be eaten once a week!
we’ll never know what we’re REALLY eating. fish is chicken, cow tonsils are shrimp, and oxtail is roo…
yes some of us , as Kangaroo meat is he worlds healthiest meat….and when you eat it you can then hop over buildings in one big bound!
https://k-roo.com.au/nutrit…
Lol
Its all in the prep
You all good Jack? Glad you stuck around.
Poor Paul needs the bitch or sensitive cunt badge.
WHERE IS NEGATRON?
A recipe for eating Dolphins? The Golden Retrievers of the sea…Fahk off cunts!
eat Willy, free Flipper!
Hopefully the dolphin was given to the descendent adjacent locals so they could cook it and feed the village for a ceremonial feast, as would’ve been done in days of yore.
A bit of a waste otherwise.
Unless they dug it into a garden to grow some vegetables that would accompany a nice bbq platypus…
Gotta watch you cook the poison glands proper..
now you tell us!!!!!!