"I’m surfing like Apocalypse Now come (too close) to life."
There’s considerable heat on the streets of the Mexican state of Sinaloa tonight following the arrest of Ovidio Guzmán, alleged major mover of Fentanyl into the US and son of the wonderfully cinematic drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzmán.
The Americanos have been trying like hell to get El Chapo’s kid extradited back to the US since 2017 when the old boy got life in a Florida pen for “drug trafficking with intent to distribute, conspiracy association, organized crime against health, money laundering, homicide, illegal possession of firearms, kidnapping, and murder in Chicago, Miami, New York, and other cities.”
“It’s a reality that drugs destroy,” said El Chapo. “Unfortunately where I grew up, there’s no other way to survive.”
And, now, a five-mill reward offered by the US government has seemingly persuaded one brave soul to snitch on the kid.
After the arrest of Guzmán, who, authorities claim, was moving up to five tons of fentanyl a month into the US and who also allegedly ordered informers killed, as well as a popular Mexican singer who refused to sing at his wedding, the Sinaloa capital, Culiacán, has gone up in flames, literally.
The Sinaloa cartel have set up road blocks all over the joint, they’re firing at Mex air force planes with 50-caliber machine guns, cars and trucks are on fire and new arrivals at the airport are huddling under their seats.
And, just a couple of hours south, in surf-soaked Mazatlan, surfers have been told not to move from wherever they’re staying.
In a missive sent to the noted surf journalist Ben Marcus one wrote:
“I’m down in Mazatlan surfing at Olas Altas beach when the Mexican federales captured cartel boss Ovidio Guzman this morning and the cartel goes into reprisal mode and Culiacan and Mazatlan are locked down; the city here is absolutely silent and deserted with choppers flying overhead—and I’m surfing like Apocalypse Now come (too close) to life.
“And now we’re hiding out in our apartment with no water or food wondering what the night will bring down. All a bit too weird. Hope you’re well!?”
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Bunch of drug addicts and if you followed the whole oxy pandemic created by pharmaceutical companies you would understand how fent became so widespread in the USA.
The strangest part about this story is someone staying in Mazatlan to surf olas altas. Everything else kinda checks out.
Its fine here, would take a pirate of Laird Hamilton’s constitution to climb up the legs.
Mind you our boats have to put mannequins all over the deck in order to fool the pirates into thinking there’s a watchman at every vantage point. The guys told me they were there “for pirates to shoot at!”
I went aboard a few months ago and we had to do anti pirate drills like in Captain Phillips. Go down into the engine room and lock this huge hydraulic door behind us. Even here on the rig all the exits are bolted shut except for two, and we’d bolt them shut too if we get invaded. But it’s no way as bad as Nigeria.
She was born this way
Nah, jackup rig.
Nah i drill for it. The rig is going to morocco next i think. Though i wont be on it.
From where you’d rather be..
Im offshore mexico at the moment. Got a chopper out of villahermosa. Its calm here but still get pirates. One of our supply boats got raided and they couldnt find anything valuable to steal so pinched all their fire extinguishers. Maybe they thought dry powder = cocaine?
What is your boat fishing for?
Oil!
Lol.
Youre the real pirate
Stealing our future
How dare you!!
Dude you been eating pizza again?? 😀
Only the box
El Chapo is doing life in a U S prison, maybe his son will join him soon— no one, really, ever gets away with anything’ — there is always a price to pay…
There’s twenty more El Chapo’s waiting to take his son’s place.
So there’s twenty more waiting to go to prison for life .
Thousands more. It’s not winnable.
Nope. Not likely.
Go get em Sam, just stroll right into Mehico and grab all 20. You got this buddy!
A stern samwaters talking to would solve this whole mess
With a post talk screening of Free Ride.
Maybe Sam can live stream the event.
Maybe the cartel will shoot Biden during his visit and give the USA an excuse to invade and kill off the cartels.
Note to self, if caught in the middle of a drug war while attempting to surf right point breaks, Ben Marcus may have all the answers to life’s problems. I think he was a commentor here at one point?
He was always good for a laugh at his own expense. But then he’d forget to take his medication and lose it. Within hours there’d be deleted posts galore as he sobered up.
That leaves several questions. I thought BM might have been banned or said he was self-banning? How does DR come about missives originally sent to BM? How do we know BM didn’t fake the missive? How do we know we haven’t been reading BM articles all along penned under pseudonyms? Are we in BM’s universe where he controls our minds with tales of Slater, sharks, and salaciousness? Why BM, why?
Sometimes I miss him and James b
Eliminates the twitching when the baggy runs out.
And here I thought the articles were secondary to the comment section which generates the clicks that matter for ad revenue…
Its getting rough.
“In a missive sent to the noted surf journalist Ben Marcus one wrote:”
Is that supposed to make sense? Would have made much more sense if you simply wrote:
“The whiny little bitch Ben Marcus emailed me from Mex hoping to get back into my good graces so I would publish his articles again.”
turns out Marcus lists his personal email and phone number on his website (along with a very lengthy and rambling bio, of sorts) so guessing this poor Mazatlan refugee was just trying to find contact info for anyone outside Mexico…
There should be more women running Cartels, equalty please.
What the fuck is equalty Bex?
Thers no i in equalty
The spelding police have spoken!
Typt
5 tons of fentanyl a month!?!
Americans whine about Mexico and it’s problems and holler on a coke buzz in the next breath.
So
Is that as opposed to cuntry’s other than the US?
Who doesn’t love a good drug war, right?
The only problem is that this one will probably stop before one side is able to win a decisive victory.
At least then the US wpuld only have one set of gangsters to deal with and not two.
But no such luck.
As long as politicians in DC keep buying coke for their page boys and girls, their love interests and their spoiled kids the drug wars will not end. And with shrooms being decriminalized in Oregon and Colorado who needs coke?
Sam waters needs shrooms!
he & EW!
aye!
So do I! But I am deeply saddened Sam I Am down voted my post as my very being is tied to upvotes…