Gasp.
The World Surf League, at the very cusp of a brand new Championship Tour season, is known for many things including, but not limited to, putting Martin Potter in a booth, “Backward Fin” Beth, fixing things not broken and Oprah Winfrey. Sexual provocation, though, has never been one of them.
Never until just yesterday, that is, with the release of a “Brazilian Storm fanny pack.”
Per the “global home of surfing’s” usually staid website:
Brazilian Storm Fanny Pack
Regular price
$40.00
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Rep the Brazilian Storm with this fanny pack, which has a small inside pocket, and adjustable straps.
• 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 9.56 oz/yd² (325 g/m²), weight may vary by 5%
• Dimensions: 6.5″ (16 cm) in height, 13″ (33 cm) in width, and 2¾″ (7 cm) in diameter
• Water-resistant material
• Top zipper with 2 sliders
• Small, customizable inner pocket without zipper
• Silky lining, piped inside hems
• 1¼″ (2.54 cm) wide adjustable straps with plastic strap regulators
Please note that returns on this item are only accepted for misprinted, damaged or defective items. See the full return policy here.
Do you know what fanny means in Australia?
Yikes.