Time to put the umbrellas away?
The Hurley Pro Sunset Beach is on hold today as the World Surf League stands with Hawaii’s puppet government in order to celebrate its United States of America oppressors, on this Presidents’ Day, which gives us a quick breath to ponder higher level surf thoughts. For example, will this actually actually be Kelly Slater’s last year on tour? Is Strider Wasilewski the hardest working color man in sports? And, maybe most importantly, has the Brazilian Storm finally blown itself out?
That most exciting weather event first burst upon our then semi-parched professional surfing landscape exactly one decade ago, for it was in 2014 that the menacingly handsome Gabriel Medina seemingly came out of a video game to clutch the cup. The subsequent ten years saw no less than six Brazilian championship tour wins, spread between Adriano of Souza, Ítalo Ferreira and Filipe Toledo.
Surfing’s very first Olympic run was also gold medaled by a Brazilian, though Owen Wright’s bronze was most inspirational.
It seemed, in any case, that the Storm was here to stay… forever. Like a beautiful dystopian film wherein the sun fails to shine due some naughty science tinkering.
Brazil to the moon.
But a funny thing happened on the way to forever. It seems, this year, that the clouds have evaporated.
2024 got off to an ignominious start for the land of order and progress. The big three came out very much off. Medina, thus far, looks out of whack and indifferent, Ferreira just plain weird and Filipe Toledo scared. The Storm-ettes, Doras, Pupos, etc. are still doing their thang but certainly will not threaten for a title and while Joao Chianca could, hopefully, heal up in time for the Olympics, Brazil’s shot at a back-to-back gold is fading hard.
Yago Dora is currently the highest ranked Brazilian at equal 9th, though he will drop after an early Sunset exit.
Medina is next at 17th and he will also drop.
So, the question. Is that it or is there a new secret crop of wave slayers being groomed in the other down under?
Thoughts?
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Poo stance, 360 air reverse era has come to an end. Thanks Eton for making us look bad…
Good intel!
Brazilians are known for their dynamic personalities and flexibility. It’s quite possible they may have Blown Themselves… out…. more as the story develops….
Sans three ribs.
Xox
Poor ciao gets overlooked as part of the storm as he’s too short to see.
Dear James B
SUCK SHIT CUNT
Let’s just wait a second, and call the Brazilian Storm off after potential failures at Peniche.
They are all beloved in Portugal. You never know…
Haha, the Brazillian storm has blown itself.
Xox
Gabby could post a photo of a penis weight on instagram and earn more than a full year salary of the average brazo. Look at his urge to compete in shit waves compared to Caio.
Aussies have been down this road a while back, but with the death of huge contracts and real chance of being sponsor-less, we are seeing a resurgence in white men having incentive to win.
last puff of the storm ended in the Pipeline competitors area toilet
yes! ended with cowardly act
I never got the hate for Adriano. He seemed like a cool enough fella.
Maybe people can dislike his style but that’s just a matter of perception and, as far as I know, he earned his title in the water and not through any judging irregularities.
A couple hours ago, I attempted to note that Chas said the exact opposite in January — ‘Brazil owns surfing! (see here: https://beachgrit.com/2024/… )
I have been advised by the bots in control that my comment was alerted as possible ‘spam’ and therefore censored — pretty suspicious, I have to say. Then again, BG never seemed to care too much about internal consistency so not sure why they would suddenly start now.
Cognitive dissonance is defined by belief that one or more beach grit articles may be true!
March headline: “Portuguese New Global (Surf) Language!”
Aussie fart brewing!!
“Pull my finger.”
Wait until the Carlsbad Storm hits. We have a top-tier college QB coming out of Carlsbad High, we have the slowest surfable wave on planet earth (Terramar), we have an outlet mall, we have Bressi Ranch, we have a Subaru dealership, we have flourescent green bike lanes all over the place, we have flooded freeways, we have a Dave & Buster’s and we have dominant youth soccer.
Boooooooom!
Chas is you ever tire of Cardiff we have some lovely single family abodes in Robertson Ranch just off El Camino and Cannon. I believe I saw one the other day for $3.5 on Redfin that even had a garage and a small patio.
Might have to change your directional heading.
I wanted to change my handle to Vuori-Lulu-Alo-SprinterVan but Chas said no dice.
A visit is now on my bucket list.
We welcome you with open arms and bottomless wings at Buffalo Wild Wings.
Who needs the French Laundry?
I love BWW
Julian Sayin will regret turning Bama down
Damn, I thought he enrolled at Bama early.
I did as well. He was a beast for CHS.
he did, but transferred out when Saban left. Went to Ohio State presumably to follow Bill O’Brien, who left Bama and went to Ohio St as OC, but then BOB left for Boston College and Chip Kelly came from UCLA as the new OC at Ohio State. And we thought Sunset was a wild ride.
must be in the alkaline water
As alluring as Carlsbad and its masses of budding engineering savants and their theme park may be, my money’s on Waco … some kid born in a cow field, bred in the world’s best air pool — tailor made for the new WSL world order, salt water be damned.
Have you surfed the Legoland wave pool? It gets good with a south wind. I scored it with my 7 year old with about 2,000 midwesterners last summer. It smelled of Sun Bum sunscreen and urine. I rode my Firewire WavePool Tuesday 7’6″ with 195 liters of volume.
good choice. The WavePool Wednesday at 210 liters would have been a little much.
I did take my 3 yr old out at the queen on an 8-0 wave storm not too long ago … smelled of pretentious trust fund hippies and stale 805 lager
January BG: “Brazil owns Surfing!!” (https://beachgrit.com/2024/…
February BG: “Brazil takes Nothing and Likes It!!”
Stay tuned for next month’s exciting headline: “The New Global Language is Portuguese!!”
Whether some kind of abatement is on the cards or not, the word storm hasn’t really been appropriate for a good few years now. Brazilian dominance is what’s happened. Using the word storm was just wishful thinking with flecks of jingoism and dare I say it racism.
I think the WSL extinguished the fire within at the last pool comp.
I think the ranch last year made it pretty clear via the judging that the WSL is looking for, eh…..a new “demographic” too be the world champion .
Is that cryptic enough without saying the truth?
Is Italo boofing a Red Bull in that pic?