Disappointment as lavish surf retreat of Red Hot Chilli Peppers’ surfer-bass-player “Flea”, built amid secluded sand dunes on remote Australian coastline, sells for half-a-million dollars less than price guide!

"You will love spending your time just relaxing in a spot that is virtually unknown except to the very very lucky few."

The bass-player-cum-clown of funk-rock act The Red Hot Chilli Peppers, a first-class band with a savage vitality that was formed in Los Angeles in 1982 and has shifted 120 million records over thirty years, has sold his beachfront compound on NSW’s far south coast, a joint designed for the express purpose of Keeping the Master Happy At His Work; or, more bluntly, indulging the small child that lurks within every creative man.

The Australian-born Flea, lesser known as sixty-year-old Michael Balzary from Melbourne, bought the half-acre beachfront spread at 775 Congo Road, Congo, five hours drive south of Sydney and halfway to the Victorian border, almost thirty years ago in 1994.

Flea and New Zealand architect Malcolm Cheadle designed the five-bedder with the roof designed to look like a cuttlefish and with wooden floors sourced from the old Parliament House in near-ish by Canberra.

“It has a rock-star vibe to it but also a relaxed holiday feeling that is really suited to the village of Congo,” selling agent James Hamilton said.“Flea has written a lot of music at the property and has had band members, jamming in what was the music room downstairs. It has a contemporary Californian design that sprawls out towards the ocean with amazing views and really compliments the natural environment.”

(Ed’s note: A subsequent email from the architect’s daughter Paloma said “an incredible team of craftsmen came together to build that house. That stunning copper staircase was made by a Calabrian blacksmith from Sydney Francesco Petrolo.” Also RHCP-adjacent is Malcolm Cheadle’s relationship with the band’s frontman Anthony Keidis.  “Anthony seemed to have a very natural, energetic fit with New Zealand. They spent quite a bit of time searching for the perfect coastal site on the Coromandel peninsula, but Anthony ended up buying the property on the Kaipara that he wrote about in his autobiography.”)

Shoot Hoops Tween Surfs.

If you’d peeled open the marketing brochure you’d learn the place was,

“Situated in Congo on 2946sqm (approx. half an acre) of land and bordering National Park on one side and beach on the other, you will love spending your time, just relaxing in a spot that is virtually unknown except to the very very lucky few. The custom-designed home opens to a magnificent entry with a bespoke spiral copper and steel staircase connecting two double-storey wings. Beautifully maintained, the property has undergone extensive updates over the past years. Its features include an open fireplace with stone detailing and a master retreat featuring a luxe ensuite with a mosaic-tiled plunge bath. Bi-fold doors open to an alfresco terrace with views across the property. There is also a multipurpose sports court.”

With a price guide of three-million Australian dollars, a sale figure somewhat north of that was expected despite Australia’s plunging property market.

However, you get what you get, and when you remove the rabid desperation of a housing bubble, which ended six months ago, buyers become remarkably subdued.

After a little to-ing and fro-ing, 775 Congo Road, sold for $2.475 million, Australian dollars, one point seven US.

A screaming bargain.

775 Congo Road, Congo

 

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Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
3 years ago

You go fornicating all weekend with women of ill repute whilst ingesting questionable substances and turn in this rot on a Monday morn’? Well played cunt xox

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

take a number/

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

the intersection of Chevy Chase Drive and Congo Road and the failed mission to Flea’s open house and backyard concert..30 years ago?

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx….

Otto
Otto
3 years ago

Trannies are their sacred cow. Or maybe their sacred bull that thinks itself a heifer.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  Otto

think cote & lemon & classic cars/

smokes_glue
smokes_glue
3 years ago

I no longer read the articles.. just go straight to comments.

Andy C
Andy C
3 years ago
Reply to  smokes_glue

They’re are articles here?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  smokes_glue

no pudding until you eat your meat!

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
3 years ago

Well with the money he saved he can fix up that staircase… Exposed unfinished marine grad plywood .. Yuck! Possible leak as well where two of the sheets meet. Not to mention the copper work that looks like it was done by the local high school sheet metal shop.

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
3 years ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

Spiral staircases are tedious. Always see them as floorplan cop-outs.

justiceminister
justiceminister
3 years ago

The Getaway turned into a steal away.

Stick man
Stick man
3 years ago

2 Fleas at the bottom of a hill…”ya wanna walk or take a dog?”

@surfads
@surfads
3 years ago

If you’re ever in that neck of the woods, the Air Raid Tavern in nearby Moruya is a must visit. The publican is an old surf hag, last time I was in there he had all these brilliant / cheesy 70s surf art and photography along with a drawing room that he has dedicated to self-painted portraits of Princess Margaret. Or maybe it was Princess Anne. He also never charged us for a drink.

Nickthegreek
Nickthegreek
3 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Michel only takes cash, only open Thursday and Friday usually.
Clay from up the Deua put the royal display together – has some great royal pics.

Also check out the Monarch up the road which is run by his son / 95yr old dad (Michel snr), and has a phychadelic beer garden. The interior there is top notch.

Andy C
Andy C
3 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Did ya root said hag?

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
3 years ago

DR- thoughts on the fight?

Nickthegreek
Nickthegreek
3 years ago

Interesting. Went for a ride and missed the action. Things slowing down.

Tom
Tom
3 years ago

I guess the potential slated sea rise knocked the price down??

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
3 years ago
Reply to  Tom

Its kinda weird how its not rising, must be very dissapointing for the climate crazys

Dim Sim
Dim Sim
3 years ago

First fire. Then flood.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  Dim Sim

don’t make the call!

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
3 years ago

The climate crazys keep buying beach front…..awkward

Craven Morehead
Craven Morehead
3 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

Like Obama in Hawaii smh

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
3 years ago
Reply to  Tom

I think the fact it’s in the middle of bun Fucken nowhere and cold as fuckkkk 70% the year, plus all the stairs took the $$$ off it.


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