Today, February 11, is Kelly Slater’s 51st
birthday. Last year, on his 50th, he was fresh off a Pro
Pipeline win, wearing the yellow jersey and feted by World Surf
League executives across multiple blue checked Instagram accounts.
This year, he is equal 17th heading into Sunset and there appears
to be no official love or recognition, leaving the door wide open
for this community, here, to show that we are with the Florida born
legend through thick and thin.
Do you have plans on how you will celebrate the milestone?
Gathering the family around the high definition television to
watch Kelly Slater in Kolor?
Let me make that easy for you.
However you decide to honor the day, please share in the
comments below so that we can do a better job on his 52nd.
Here’s to you, Kelly.
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World Surf League appears to troll Bethany
Hamilton, posts official “men’s championship tour rankings” after
Pro Pipeline as 1) Carissa Moore, 2) Tyler Wright, 3) Lakey
Peterson and so on!
The World Surf League is known for many things
included, but not limited to, hosting professional surfing
competitions, employing Joe Turpel, being owned by Harvey Weinstein
pal Dirk Ziff, having a “Chief of Sport” etc. Generally not
included in that list is “having a sense of humor” though it
appears one might be blossoming in the aftermath of Bethany
Hamilton-gate.
As you know, the world’s best known surfer took to Instagram,
less than a week ago, to decry a change in World Surf League policy
allowing for transgender women to compete at the very highest
level. Hamilton’s impassioned
questioning about why the move was done in secrecy, if
any of the tour’s current surfers have been consulted etc. has
since gone viral with mainstream headlines picking it up and
progressive TikTokers fighting back by
enlisting sharks as allies.
Culture World War III.
The League, though, has been deathly silent and I took that as
rabid petrification amongst proudly awake executives who didn’t
know if they should sacrifice women or other women. But could I
have been wrong?
Might Santa Monica have been stealthily crafting the most subtle
joke ever?
For hours ago, 22 at time of writing, the official WSL Twitter
account tweeted the “Men’s Championship Tour Rankings after the
#BillabongProPipeline” as 1) Carissa Moore, 2) Tyler Wright, 3)
Lakey Peterson etc. etc. etc.
Ha!
No?
David Lee Scales and I discussed the Hamilton v. WSL business,
anyhow, on our weekly chat that went on for a surprisingly long
time. I think you just might find as humorous as Jessi Miley-Dyer,
Erik Logan and gang.
I don’t know who that gang is and also take it back.
Nothing is as funny.
Listen here.
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Progressive TikTokers recruit shark as
“ally” in war against Bethany Hamilton after one-armed soul surfer
vocalizes frustration over World Surf League trans-inclusive policy
shift!
Bethany Hamilton may well be the best known surfer in
the world. The Kauai local, who burst on the scene as a
13-year-old after a nightmare shark attack took her arm, inspired
all with her courage, tenacity, unwillingness to quit. She
re-learned how to surf at a tip-top level, wrote an inspiring book
which became an inspiring movie and is impossible for all not to
appreciate.
Or, I suppose, was impossible for all not to appreciate
for progressive TikTokers have gone to war against the icon,
recruiting the aforementioned shark as an “ally.”
Less than one week ago, you’ll recall, Hamilton took to
Instagram in order to question the quietly changed
World Surf League policy that allows for transgendered women to
surf competitively. According to BuzzFeed
News, “The WSL’s new policy requires transgender women
to maintain testosterone levels lower than 5 nanomoles per liter
for at least a year, in addition to having a “female” or “X” gender
marker on a passport or national identity card.For transgender men,
the WSL does not state any hormone threshold and only requires
athletes to have a “male” gender marker on official identification
documents.”
Citing fairness, Hamilton sided with Kelly Slater and other
notable surfers in calling for a trans division.
Back to the progressive TikTokers. They are rage-filled at the
Soul Surfer’s “TERF” or “trans-exclusive radical feminist” stance
and are lobbing many micro-videos featuring the shark saying things
like “nom nom” on the popular Chinese spying platform.
What makes matters worse, TikTok is the most popular World Surf
League application leading some to wonder if Santa Monica is
quietly behind the attacks or, at least, tacitly approving.
More as the story develops.
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Tributes pour in for legendary surf
cinematographer Larry Haynes, dead of a suspected post-surf heart
attack, “Larry used his athletic talent, courage and oceanic
instinct to hold firm in the pit and then dodge potential
catastrophes!”
The beautiful Larry Haynes, Hollywood’s number one go-to when
it came to shooting anything in giant surf, has died of a
suspected heart attack while crossing the road after a surf at
Laniakea on Oahu’s North Shore.
Details are pretty brief, but Larry, a Californian transplant
who moved to the North Shore thirty years ago and who was in
his late-fifties by my estimation, was without peer,
seriously.
“Some horrible news tonight,” wrote Kelly Slater. “The man is a
staple in our lives…It’s hard to imagine a surfing world without
Larry in it always screaming us into waves and throwing good
vibes.”
Originally from Central California, Larry moved to Hawaii
decades ago and never looked back. On every major swell for over 20
years, he has been swimming with a heavy water-housed movie camera
in the heaviest conditions. And he does so with a refreshingly
positive attitude and a huge smile on his face.
Larry has every reason to be bitter and condescending, but
he’s not. He’s constantly stoked. He has been sand-bagged,
double-crossed, and taken advantage of in the business world, but
he keeps on spreading the aloha, and for that he should be highly
praised.
To me, Larry is a precious character in the surf world and a
living legend.
I have seen him shooting wide-angle in-water film at giant
closed-out Off The Wall, Backdoor, Maverick’s, Teahupoo, and
Waimea. I once was in Australia with him when he shot wide-angle
water movies at the sharky Easter Reef when the faces of sets were
25-foot. Before GoPro existed, Larry used to surf with a 10-pound
camera attached to his head—a camera that would break your neck if
the lip hit you unexpectedly.
The guy is a human bulldog.
Larry has used his athletic talent, considerable courage,
and oceanic instinct to hold firm in the pit and then dodge
potential catastrophes with the thinnest of margins for what seems
like forever.
No one is paying Larry Haynes a salary or providing him with
health insurance. He is a freelancer who shoots for the pure love
of it, and has routinely put his life at risk hundreds of
times.
Larry Haynes swims in the pit to get the ultimate shot, to
provide the viewer with an intimate view of the sport we all love
so much.
Together with an elite crew of still photographers, he
consistently puts his life on the line—not for piles of money, but
for love of his craft, and for love of the ocean.
Tributes have poured in for Larry, who caught some of the best
vision of the Backdoor Shootout and the Eddie Aikau Invitational
over the course of the past month.
“Love ya Larry,” wrote Kai Lenny. “We are sure gonna miss you
down here. God speed my friend.”
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Fury in “falsely mytho-poetically
rhapsodized” Byron Bay as former pro surfer almost killed by
leashless longboard, “I nearly bled out on the beach and nearly
lost my arm when someone dropped in on me at two-foot
Wategos!”
Now, following the near-death of former professional surfer
Matthew Cassidy on the pretty white sand of Wategos Beach after he
was belted by a leashless log, there have been renewed calls
for hipsters to
allow legropes into their
retro fantasies.
“The Pass is full of kids, and I think there have
been four incidents outside of mine in the last month or so,”
Cassidy told ABC. “How do you look your wife in the eye if you’ve
knocked a kid out just because you didn’t want to wear a
legrope?”
In a poignant message posted to Instagram Cassidy, who is
forty-nine, writes,
Two days ago I nearly bled out on the beach and nearly lost
my arm when someone dropped in on me out 2ft Watego’s without a
legrope.
After an hour on the beach being held together by some
absolutely legendary humans I was rushed via ambulance then
helicopter to GC where I’m currently awaiting specialist
advice.
I want to thank the following * the people on the beach who followed my instructions on how
to fashion a tourniquet and called 000 to get more expert advice.
Without you I would have bled out in 5 mins. You somehow kept
tourniquets in place for an hour. You saved my life. * To the people who kept me conscious and focused, thank you.
You saved my life. * To the first responders, the emergency teams, the doctors,
the nurses and the specialists, Thank you, you saved my
life. * To my friends who have gone above and beyond for me and my
wife, Thank you. You are my life.
And, want a little twist of the ironic?
A legrope used as a tourniquet saved Cassidy’s life.