A heroine has risen.
These days have not been kind to professional surfers. What was once a career path that led to much wealth and wellness, home ownership, generational prosperity, has shriveled into a parent-funded pursuit for oh so many. Quiksilver, Billabong, Volcom, RVCA etc. used to dish out millions to local heroes, qualifying series mainstays and championship tour bottom dwellers alike. Now, they are all part of the same company and have re-evaluated cost to benefit.
You can imagine, then, the buzz of excitement rippling through the ranks when, hours ago, ultra-influencer Kim Kardashian announced that her popular body positivity brand SKIMS was releasing a “surf inspired” collection.
According to Good Morning America, “The latest collection features a mock-neck top, a high-neck top, a cheeky swim bottom, a swim long pant, a full-length catsuit” and comes in sizes all the way up to XXXXL.
But which of our bereft heroes would give the “Surf’s Up” drop the credibility it needs?
Liam O’Brien?
Matthew McGillivray?
Maxime Huscenot?
Making it all even more enticing, the pieces come in a shade of pink that is ideal seeing that Barbiecore is continuing to trend.
Micheal Rodrigues?
I just went and tried to look at the Brazilian regular foot’s Instagram to see if he needs a sponsor but realized that I am still blocked from the Açaí-gate coverage four years ago.
The blood feud that just won’t die.
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Lest we forget.
Acai’
Remember the fallen.
Don’t mention XXXXL anything , even clothes, around Toledo. You’ll send him running
fashion…cosmetic or structural? aviator glasses & ZnO2 and now i know why i sleep on a water bed…BTW, there are some bad doses of sport’s shorts goin ’round…
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So going full circle back to glory days when rich kids ruled the pro circuit, tearing through mom n dads cheque books faster than Stu Bedford Brown could chop up a line of coke.
The Spartan may have to come of retirement ?
The delight of refractory refraction.
Surf’s Up – “Give youself a mean wedgie!”
Gettin me a full-length cat suit and paddling directly into the main peak lineup, should be fun!
None of those guys have fat asses. Jackson Baker might have a chance.
Tough times. But Matthew McGillivray seems nicely kitted out with Vissla nowadays and he’s too nice to even block Chas from IG.
Ya why mention MM rsek man!
Huh. I get MM. But what the fuck does ‘rsek’ mean? Really bad with acronyms (and memes).
That lil weiner blocked you ?
Hahahahahahahahar
What a dick.
Blocked both BG and me personally!
A thoroughly nasty piece of work.
Heard your sidekick/podcast partner is coming east. You tagging along?
“Girls with Grit…”
The Ventura County Fire Department is sponsoring what they are calling a “Girl’s Fire Camp” this weekend to give young women a chance to learn what it takes to be a firefighter.
Thirty girls will attend the two day camp at the department’s regional training center at Camarillo Airport.
The instructors are women firefighters from throughout the west coast and it is designed to help the attendees become what it described as “Girls with Grit”.
The camp will teach them about fire behavior, firefighting tools and training, CPR, nutrition, fitness and interview techniques.
The training sessions will include rope operations, ladders, search and rescue, extrication, forcible entry to structures, emergency medical skills, and how to use fire hoses and nozzles.
Note: Proof of Womenhood required!
It’ll take two of them to carry me out of a burning building
Dear Kim: Can you get me and my mom out of prison for that drug dealing charge?
Sincerely,
Willie T
ps. Who y’all ballin now? Give T a chance…here’s my selfie…
https://images.bonanzastati…
Kelly could wear a Kardashian skinsuit instead of wasting time shaving his body hair. It would give him more time to shred and do more self wellness care.
Sooooo KK!