Photo: @italoferreira
Photo: @italoferreira

Surf fans grow increasingly concerned as former champion Italo Ferreira transforms into freakish Marvel Cinematic Universe-esque incredible hulk!

Thunder down under.

2019’s World Surf League champion Italo Ferreira is, deservedly, much loved by the general surf enjoying population. His origin story, learning this Sport of Kings on an esky (or Igloo) lid, his effervescent personality, his ridiculous ability, desire to charge have earned him a place of honor in many hearts from the United States to Australia.

Though with robust appreciation comes many eyes and much attention.

Light parental concern.

Like… what is this?

@italoferreira
@Italoferreira

Are those human thighs?

Purple feet?

The left quad seriously looks like an abdomen.

Are you worried?

Is his longtime shaper Timmy Patterson?

Imagine glassing for that.

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justiceminister
justiceminister
3 years ago

Italo Ferroidra. His airs will be extra t high from now on. Will shoot clean out the surf ranch arena.

Dovakin
Dovakin
3 years ago

Jordy is such a whinny little bitch.

Matt Warshaw
Matt Warshaw
3 years ago

The purple feet though

Michael Flatlately
Michael Flatlately
3 years ago

What is the Troll working towards? Will we one day hear your incessant whistles from the scaffold? Or, perhaps a podcast where your daughter tells all, specifically how she’s had to re-learn to love surfing, citing a day where the waves were perfect, the water crystal clear, just her and her pops, but that she’d hated every moment of it because of the pressure she’d felt to perform from the Troll?

Grease
Grease
3 years ago

You’re cute when you write heart-warming comments

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
3 years ago

Someone who rides switch stance really well.

channelbottom
channelbottom
3 years ago

The thigh’s the limit!
One thighs fits all!
It’s not the thighs that counts, it’s how you use it!

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
3 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

It’s not the thighs of the dog in the fight…

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
3 years ago

More quads than the special olympics

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

thxs, coach!

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
3 years ago

He started off on an esky lid, but now that they’re giving them away for 10’s, he’s nowhere near getting one. Voodoo curse or something.

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
3 years ago

Timmy is the most interesting shaper on planet earth!

Glassing isn’t so bad.

Most sanders get another job very quickly!

Pmsl

Hippy
Hippy
3 years ago

Ambiguous feelings. Check.

Gender fluid influences. Check.

Submissive in head lock.

Check.

Hippy
Hippy
3 years ago

Serious question, no googs.

Does George Zimmerman look like Kyle Rittenhouse?

Cannabis-Creativity
Cannabis-Creativity
3 years ago

A new measurement of thigh, like the German leg.

Disco
Disco
3 years ago

“That wave was 6 German legs high and 8 Italo’s thighs thick!”

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

911 to 5 South via Hwy 405…right on Basilone. pay the fee~check out thighs!

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx….

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
3 years ago

Might go toward explaining the “roid rage” Italo has been directing at the judging of late

Filipe’s Fat Tire
Filipe’s Fat Tire
3 years ago

Realization… they’re trying to become athletes. It’s a power struggle…

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
3 years ago

I can see your point, Chas. I’d be concerned too if I was 28 and had still yet to grow any hair on my legs.

c4
c4
3 years ago

Saw some pics of offshore wind barra from a couple days ago. . Guy from up here took his Cessna down there on a surf trip.

Firelipe Torpedo
Firelipe Torpedo
3 years ago

Meatalo

J H
J H
3 years ago

Juicealo.

Steven Rees
Steven Rees
3 years ago
Reply to  J H

Dying your hair is done to evade drug testing.

J H
J H
3 years ago
Reply to  Steven Rees

Oh yeah?

I knew about testing hair for drugs (thanks, Brittney!) but I didn’t realize that coloring the hair would hide substances.

Steven Rees
Steven Rees
3 years ago
Reply to  J H

Yeah, they did it a bunch on pro cycling

J H
J H
3 years ago
Reply to  Steven Rees

Interesting.

I’ve got to look that up.


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