“The former news anchor was clad in a black string bikini and a matching sarong as she palled around with (Hamilton) on the vessel."
I still remember the moment Laird Hamilton strolled into frame on a flat day at Sunset Beach. I was finishing an interview with the lifeguard Darrick Doerner, a fierce living desperado who had ridden thirty-foot Waimea Bay alone on Super Bowl Sunday in 1988, when a glossy man of great strength and beauty seized my attention.
Although aloof through the mandatory introductions, I understood immediately his alpha status and admired the blonde waterfall that cascaded arrogantly over his forehead, its opulence beyond dispute.
Even now, as Hamilton edges towards sixty he is a man of epic proportions and as has been reported, “he has a beautiful heart, beautiful courage, a beautiful intelligence, everything about him is beautiful, his smile, his expression, his face.”
Congratulations, obviously, are warranted for the magnificent robustness of his appearance.
Cut to a balmy November night two years ago and we find Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos, his then new gal Lauren Sanchez and rubber-faced Hollywood star Leo DiCaprio involved in a friendly tete-a-tete at the 10th Annual Los Angeles County Museum of Art Art and Film Gala.
Footage captured of the brief meet suggested Sanchez was prepared to cuck Bezos there and then for Leo and the internet, understandably, revelled in the tiny billionaire’s humiliation.
Leo is Mr. Steal Yo Girl pic.twitter.com/PkwcRcoFvS
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) November 7, 2021
“Find you someone who looks at you the way Jeff Bezos’ girlfriend looks at Leo DiCaprio,” was a popular meme.
Despite tabloids trying to drum up a little heat between the pair (“The former news anchor, 53, was clad in a black string bikini and a matching sarong as she palled around with their guest on the vessel… Hamilton, 59, was shirtless and wearing swim trunks”) Sanchez kept her gaze seaward and far away from the forceful torso and the crotch where the nylon of his surf trunks, likely the Pro Performance short from Laird Apparel, bulged intriguingly.
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The headline is supposed to read “sexiest” not “sexist” right?
A rare typographical misstep!
Bezos a cuck for sure! He was caught in a moment of sexual angst, anticipating Leo stretching his babe while he sat locked in a cage…
Something about periods, and something….oh yeah, bleeders and sharks
release the sex tapes, right?
he needs to release the sex tapes to boost his coffee creamer sales…that sure has worked for everybody else!
It’s widely known that it’s imperative to show the proper respect for someone with a boat that costs more than the combined wealth of a couple hundred millionaires. That’s why I always pop three or four Cialis to ensure that my bulge is presented properly for the paparazzi, the billionaire girlfriend, or the rich little cuck themselves!
best drug on a boat for the ladies? dramamine.
Because it retards ejaculation?
T M I.
You had me at curly locks, I meant blond waterfall.
opposite. no vomit on me!
Hahahaha. DR generating one of the most random pointless things on this entire interweb, but still got a chuckle out of me.
Gabby digs volleyballs.
Sanchez digs gold.
after along day & night on the boat, here’s the wake-up call!
I was heretofore unaware that Liard has his own clothing brand, and that Laird, like Kelly, also likes turtles https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Everyone knows nylon supresses bulges. That’s why I wear latex, D.
short term effects: nylon & cold water = shrinkage (not by choice)
long term effects: surfer’s ear, ptyridiums, and inguinal hernias causing, respectively, loss of hearing her moans, missing her g-spot, and needing to push below the belt to keep the kids in the sack = abstinance (also not by choice)