"It's the most upset I've ever seen him."
The greatest surfer ever Kelly Slater has been bundled out of the Tahiti Pro by the Brazilian world title contender Yago Dora in a buzzer beater boil-over. It brings, likely, an end to the Champ’s thirty-year professional surfing career.
Yeah, there’ll be a wildcard here and there, definitely Pipe, possibly Tahiti, but you ain’t gonna see Slater on the tour full-time, in 2024.
There’ll be no complaints about Slater’s performance in Tahiti. The 11-time world champion controlled the heat with Dora until the very last minute with a series of imposing rides, a seven-five and a six-nine-three pinning the Brazilian against the ropes. It was a masterful performance given his frantic odyssey from Namibia to French Polynesia just to surf.
Needing a 7.76 and holding priority with two minutes left, Slater, a man in his fifty-second year, gives his twenty-seven-year-old foe an inside drainer, a wave Dora expertly threads. There is shock as judges barely give it a five.
Slater uses priority and threads a smaller wave. The man whose popularity is such that it has shattered any other surfer is assured of his place in the next round.
As the clock runs out, the best wave of the heat appears and Dora, angry, insulted by the previous low score, puts the result beyond any question.
Still, the judges only give the wave an eight, but it’s enough to end Slater’s career, the pain clear, probing his insides, the heart going out of him along with the blood.
As the numbers were read out, delivering the fatal blow, Slater sat in the channel, head bowed, appearing to weep.
It’s the most upset I’ve ever seen him,” said WSL commentator and long-time friend of Slater’s, Strider Wasilewski.
More at the completion of the day’s play.
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“appearing to weep” : when a poor journalist try to destroy a legend !
Ever seen a grown man naked?
will check it out. ’86, boat out of Manaus up the Rio Negro for a week, deep into places civilization hadn’t reached. Still vivid memories of laying awake in a hammock while a big band of howler monkeys passed back and forth through trees overhead.
Kelly got beaten by Mickey Dora? Fuck? and I though he was dead?
But, he’d fucken love that headline Dez!
Will Slater get an invite to join the Florence Brothers Slab Tour?
I haven’t read but I have respect for Wade by proxy of Dennis McKenna who I interviewed in a previous life for an ethnopharmacology course I set up. What’s your take on Wade?
Nah he will prob at least make semi’s at pipe in Feb 24′ and have another go.
Then win that regional comp in Puerto Rico to get in the Olympics
Sad trombone noises
Bet he will release the saudi wave pool one day after Yago clinches his world title.
You quote Linkin Park, you win.
Ha, Tahiti 2016.
He needed help in the early rounds of his wondrous Pipe victory.….
bless this mess…
I cant see Yago’s last wave being scored so high. It’s basically all the extra claiming and not wanting to hurt the poor Brazos feelings. Slater won. I also believe Florence didn’t deserve a 9 on his last wave either.
Yago was viciously underscored earlier in the heat. The judges, as they keep doing, had to make up for it.
Lmao
SWAT me/
Well least he went out and gave it a real good crack.
Got drafted to pitch for Myrtle Beach…From early Surfer mags, I’d prefer Virginia…
I must admit I read that as Vagina and i’d much prefer that too. Good call
Hmmm… thought he had it wrapped up & in a hurry to get back to his phone to send out more bullshit? https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
1:30 on the clock with Slater holding priority and the goat gets greedy and makes a huge priority mistake by catching a shit wave with ample clicks on the clock left for Yago.
It didn’t look like Yago sold him but nonetheless Baldy should of known better and sat on Dora like a fly on shit.
Dora didn’t win the heat. Slater gave it away.
Great take.
Did not see, work.
Then got to watch Yago’s wave in its entirety. There’ll be sleepless nights for the goat.
Slater probably took that wave as a premature victory lap.
Number 11 looked inform. Yago’s whole “Voila” claim thing with his hands please stop. Let your surfing do the talking..