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Conan and his beloved ex-prez.

“Investigations ongoing” into RCVA co-founder and former top pro surfer Conan Hayes following arrest of three election officials and allegations he dressed as a “computer nerd” and used falsified ID to make copies of election software!

Conan Hayes "at the center of many of the most critical points of Trump's effort to undermine democracy.”

If you’ve been following the travails of Conan Hayes, you’ll know his jagged trajectory from tamer of giant Cloudbreak and Teahupoo to toy merchant to detective uncovering electoral frauds.

(You can slide in there his busy courtroom schedule, too, dealing with a felony charge and various lawsuits.)

Three weeks ago, the NY Times revealed Conan was a major player in an “election denial network” who was paid $200,000 by Donald Trump’s legal team, and  who allegedly went undercover to make copies of election software, searching for evidence the Dems stole the show from the Grand Old Party in 2020.

Now, following the arrest of a third Mesa County election official, Colorado’s The Daily Sentinel has revealed investigations are “ongoing” into Conan’s role in the alleged scheme to make copies of election software.

A little background. 

Back in March, Mesa County Clerk Tina Peter was indicted by a Mesa County grand jury on seven felony and three misdemeanor counts of election tampering and misconduct after Colorado officials said she “allowed an unauthorized person into a secure facility during an annual upgrade to the county’s election equipment software, compromising the equipment.”

That person, it’s alleged, is Conan.

Per the Sentinel,

Though previous court documents hinted at his identity, the affidavit names that person, California resident Conan James Hayes. So far, no charges have been filed against him or others cited in the affidavit, such as Garfield County resident Sherronna Bishop, but it indicates investigations are ongoing.

“Brown conspired to misrepresent the role and identity of the person — Conan Hayes — who they intended to use, and did use, to copy the hard drive by using the identity of Gerald Wood,” Cannon wrote in the affidavit.

“Brown’s actions, statements and/or inactions were a — successful — attempt to influence the public servant’s decisions and actions before and during the trusted build through Sandra’s misrepresentations,” Cannon added. “Wood no longer is a target of the investigation. The person who completed that computer services using Wood’s identity is still under investigation.”

A story in Vice on the “MAGA Army profiting off Trump’s election lies,” described Conan as being “at the center of many of the most critical points of Trump’s effort to undermine democracy.”

He was part of Byrne’s “Bad News Bears” team in D.C. in the weeks after the election, working to find voting anomalies. Then he was in Antrim County, Michigan, as part of a team flown in by Byrne to examine Dominion voting machines. The resulting report, written in part by Hayes, was held up by Trump in the Oval Office as proof of voter fraud, the former Attorney General Bill Barr told the January 6 committee.

Then, Hayes was reportedly in Phoenix for the bogus Maricopa County recount effort led by Cyber Ninjas. And in August, QAnon influencer-turned-congressional candidate Ron Watkins claimed that Hayes was the person who took hard-drive images from Dominion voting machines in Mesa County, Colorado, where clerk Tina Peters is currently facing felony charges for tampering with election equipment.

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Lemon Next to the Pie

The movie has been done: Conan the Barbarian.

Ricky Spanish

Has Kelly graced the world with his 2 cents about his fellow momentum generation alumni? If not it’s odd, cause that guy is always offering his unsolicited opinion on pretty much everything else.

Hippy

someone please tweet kelly

Frontwards Fin Frank

I could see him saying he “understands where Conan is coming from” or insert similar statement that has shock value / garners attention..

Hippy

How hot was Malia Jone’s anyway??? Wow. Full ice cream cone.

Hippy

we know better……

RQ.

“I’m going to surround myself only with the best and most serious people,”
– Sentient Bag of Orange Gibbon Faeces. 2015.

Hippy

as long as they pledge allegiance to me or are a close relative.

Barrelled

You forgot the real estate fraud on his “short sale” house

tim_nelsen

nice. i’m with the latter. there is no ‘luck’ in that either. if there’s one ting learned, Federales aren’t any delta from IRS, State Police, FBI, Dept of Justice, court of pop opinion…case in point…buddy got thrown in the slammer outside Hussong’s Cantina in the 70s…had $50 in my wallet for the weekend surf trip…”Si senor, cincuenta dollares!” Barely made it home, but not until after catching him and my girlfriend making out in the green VW van. Never got paid back, but did flaunt hooking up with her 20 years later…in his face, in front of his wife…”He might still be in jail if not for me, dear…” Although Conan’s actions may been scripted out of context…I wrote the script on the above. And have been in hiding ever since…from the tyranny of the ex…assets from the IRS…to avoid getting entangled in the web of hypocracy which is…The American Legal SSSystem$$$!

Hippy

How good was Monday DSS?

toofattosurf

no otto, no lgr around yet… had nega a ban spree lately?

NEGATRON

Nah only ban the bland, boring and mundane.

tim_nelsen

I’d don’t blame Conan, Otto, Hot Stuff, SSD, VOR, VS, Pic, Dane, et al, for leaning right…the team spirit looks very inviting…especially to us young capitalists with large eggplants. FJB and Vamos Branden!

Barrelled

I see a couple problems here. First off, referring to yourself in the 3rd person is about as douche-y as it gets. And you are no Otto or Bexy, more of a wannabe who can’t quite get there. VONR is in a different category as he actually makes sense most of the time.

John Non John

FU; NonJohn is not even drunk, yet.

Is that OK use of a semicolon?

tim_nelsen

“Wag The Dog”, “Deep Throat”, “Manchurian Candidate”, “All The Presidents Men”…
all been done…

Wasn’t Conan in “Midnight Run”? as either the laundering thief or the guy busted for smuggling hashish…rots in prison?

Hippy

Chas is taking over the homoerotic writing.

Hippy

Well, this explains why Otto has been absent, he’s been indicted for election fraud in Arizona.

tim_nelsen

and using Ukranian avators to mock the serious discussions we have on anything…I miss him too.

NEGATRON

Otto sent me a cry-time email apologising for his behaviour here over the past year or so. He’s working on being a better human and taking a break from spaces that bring out his darkness.

Billy Hunt

While I’m often challenged by Otto’s views I appreciate his contrarian opinion and BeachGrit is a richer place for his input. You should be more supportive Negs, if he’s reaching out…

Huli Opu

It’s no wonder why nobody wants to comment here anymore. There’s a huge crack in the BG time-space continuum and its getting bigger. Negatron, along with his one-trick-pony and badge-buddy Pauly, constantly trolling everyone with their hateful remarks to commenters. The irony is extra rich esp when Nega shits on commenters who happen to express an opinion on content, politics, etc and then he buttinskis with some version of “Hey it’s a BG open forum, whatta expect?”. Then, this cunty arbiter of what’s acceptable, will derisively and personally attack commenters whose viewpoints don’t jive with his own.
Otto, LGR, SSD etc etc, they all can take the heat, but I would imagine only for so long esp when you have the moderators constantly pissing all over the very contributors who pay BG’s rent. I’m sure that Otto must be stoked that Negs shared with everyone his personal email.
Rory, Dobbsy, Lemon, N Carroll, Longtom, Phat Wanker, Ben Marcus, C4 etc, etc, etc and even Hippy are either long gone or have all dialed it way back. Jen See has pretty much left the building too. I’ll occasionally upvote but I stopped submitting any substantive comments or stories below the line.

Barrelled

Isn’t Negs et al entitled to put their own opinions in here? Sure they need to moderate fuckheads like Ben going on racist rants but the opinions are as valid as anyone else’s. It’s all the political bullshit that takes it into the sewer. And these types of forums always swing up and down in terms of participation. You list of peeps will be back someday.

Hippy

Negs was joking Huli

NEGATRON

I teased him the other day about his missing t-shirt. Hate to see what he’d do if I kicked his puppy.

Pauly Matt War-Shore

Hateful remarks? Oh boo-hoo. I only troll people that use actual hate speech.

Lemon Next to the Pie

To be fair, I blocked the people who shat me. Sure it was frustrating dealing with obvious lies being peddled by people I have some respect for. It got boring, they got blocked. And if you mean by “take the heat”, whining, changing the subject and/or ‘what about me-ism’, then sure, they could take the heat.

The main reason I cut back was that too much time was spent online, and I needed to get back to more of the real world stuff. The fact that it has coincided with one of the most frustrating periods of surf activity is balanced by how much happier the dog is with longer walks on the beach.

NEGATRON

I was nice. But the dude did need a break.

Pauly Matt War-Shore

Really? hahhah

Hippy

How does everyone get your email? Ben, Otto, Bexy….

tim_nelsen

prevent massive bleeding with max=pads

Hippy

lucky that my old dog has a pile of diapers within arm reach thank you mrs Hip.

bleeding is the least of our diaper worries.

tim_nelsen

(d30)

NEGATRON

[email protected] if you’re feeling left out… but I tend to ignore the hate mail.

Barrelled

Yeah, but maybe not (I must admit I read that wrong at first)

Wave Wizard

It’s tempting to see some of these Trump supporters as easy marks for making a buck. My buddy sells Trump gear online and he’s not political at all. He even donated some of the profits to a local democratic politician as a joke.

Lemon Next to the Pie

I saw an interview with a guy selling Trump printed shirts and hoodies at rallies for many times his cost price. “Man, these guys will pay just about anything. I’ve almost paid my tuition fees for college.”

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Lock him up!…

The ven diagram overlap of dumb surfer and dumb as fuck MAGA cult member, is sadly fairly large.

FL Skunk Ape

I would venture to guess that qotards do not even know what a venn diagram is…

tim_nelsen

that would be on a ‘bell curve”…

Barrelled

Except one is circles and one is curve in the shape of a bell. Nothing alike really

FL Skunk Ape

How many standard deviations from the mean? I’m guessing that Bell has a pretty fat tail on the front end.

tim_nelsen

objective,,dig in!

Com Turren

and lock up anyone else who actually wears RVCA clothing, surf team included. Sorry Asher and Barron, but you’ve made your choice.

tim_nelsen

and anything Prince Harry wears as dictated by his Princess Megan!

RS

Add a QAnon circle, which will also have significant overlap.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Same difference as MAGA.

Lemon Next to the Pie

Have you heard the Qanon mission statement? Any day now.

channelbottom

CTE

Picard Madeoff

And no comment about Tina’s near arrest for heading to Vegas for a bender?

Barrelled

Not too sure about exciting, more like the Three Stooges. Conan is certainly on the path of hero to zero, quickly.

janeausten

Dekka, I love you like a brother, but this piece reads like an English-as-a-second-language translation of the rules of Cluedo…who’s “Brown”, who’s “Sandra”?

Barrelled

Explaining that would require some research and effort. You have been here long enough to know the boys try to keep it light, cut and paste style.


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