Billy Kemper, Kai Lenny, Ian Walsh (pictured). Surf journalist just out of frame.
Billy Kemper, Kai Lenny, Ian Walsh (pictured). Surf journalist just out of frame.

Following warrior path of Kai Lenny, Billy Kemper, Ian Walsh, brave surf journalist dusts off gun and paddles into menacing jaws of “historic” swell!

Fortune favors the bold.

The text came in early from a great friend. “Just dropped kid at beach summer camp. D Street is cranking.” And just like that, history had arrived on my very doorstep. As you are well aware, that same history has been lashing the Hawaiian Island chain’s south facing shores. Videos emerging of two-story condominiums getting completely barreled, weddings washed away, much wailing and gnashing of teeth as the largest south swell in decades steamed in from the deep.

18 – 24 foot faces.

678 – 986 foot Surfline.

Our heroes, wearing names like Kai Lenny, Billy Kemper, Ian Walsh, though, were undaunted, took the bigger boards and treated the world to a spectacular spectacular.

Inspiring.

And so I got out of bed, knowing that D Street was cranking, wondering if my spine would be steeled enough.

Thankfully, as a recently transitioned biathlete, I’d been both surfing and running and hoped my body could take it as local San Diego newspapers were whispering of possible 8 foot sets. No telling how many Surflines.

I waited for the tide to dip, dropped by daughter off at ballet intensives then headed to the garage and carefully slid my 6’10 Channel Islands gun from the racks.

Breathing heavy.

Not wanting to overthink, I had decided to surf out the front, wandered down, hopped the tracks, scampered across the Pacific Coast Highway and studied the carnage. Lines of whitewater stretching from Swamis down to the Cardiff Reef.

No mercy.

I closed my eyes, thought of Kai Lenny, Billy Kemper, Ian Walsh and, then and there, decided to etch my name alongside theirs in the annals.

The water was warm, due the southern nature of the swell, and I regretted my 2 mil short-arm almost immediately though was also quietly thankful for the buoyancy it would give me and the mental security it might provide.

My wetsuit of armor.

The paddle was lightly tiring, as I had to duck dive four or five waves, but then I was in a lineup that hadn’t been so thin in months. Just five hellmen alone together.

One was on a single-fin Lightning Bolt, crimson and yellow.

Most of the sets were closing out but I managed to claw into a left, towering frightfully above my shoulder, and looked over its feathering lip to see if my comrades had seen it too.

Kai Lenny, Billy Kemper, Ian Walsh, Chas Smith.

History.

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Dead Beat
Dead Beat
4 years ago

I thought Nick Carrol was the only surf journalist in the world

DavidC
DavidC
4 years ago

I always thought, “Chas is a Waterman”

Working Class Hero
Working Class Hero
4 years ago

Swell in North County SD= one big, but small close out. I’ve never wanted to quit surfing more than I have since moving to SD. Place has killed my surf boner. Until moving here I really thought I’d be jabbing and thrusting that hardon until the wheels fell off.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
4 years ago

Clueless if true.

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago

Land of close outs.

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago

First time in history that someone surfing Slo Elijo is claiming big wave credit.

Surfed twice yesterday, best day of the year hands down.

Hope you all got some too.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
4 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

I’m a big wave pioneer.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

keep doing the voodoo thang! with regular check-ups/

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
4 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Stoked for you Hippy. Legend

samwaters
samwaters
4 years ago

The waves (the Oceans), are the ‘real’ heroes, (metaphorically), saving our lives (and sanity), at times.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
4 years ago

Over shoulder high is a thing!

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
4 years ago

Oh you wouldn’t know a biathlete if she bit you on the bottom!

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Derek’s writing style is influencing you CS.

That will get you into different trouble next time you visit war torn Yemen.

Hey, did you ever write a script for that adventure? With all the crap Hollywood green lights, your book would blow them fucks away.

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
4 years ago

Hello everyone, I am surf poor. My name is Gil not from Iraq. I am 38. I am very tired because I am surf poor and I want help because I am tired of surfing, depression and deprivation. I don’t have a surf brother and my father hasn’t died. My family and I live in poverty because of the surf conditions of deprivation in my country. It does not help me because the surf is militias and gangs that steal rights and lefts. Please help me because I don’t live with my brothers and my mother@chas

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

da plane, boss…da plane…treasure island?

@surfads
@surfads
4 years ago

You etched your name in Kai’s annals?

Cannabis-Creativity
Cannabis-Creativity
4 years ago

This is so good but felt it could have been longer. Nice job writing, nice job overcoming the apprehension. When you picked up your girl after all of that, you must have felt like quite the studly dad. 🙂

Gino
Gino
4 years ago

Surely there is mouth footage.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago
Reply to  Gino

Foot in mouth maybe.

Gino
Gino
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Surely

Manuka
Manuka
4 years ago

Waiting for that swell to arrive to my local, in the SW if Europe.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
4 years ago
Reply to  Manuka

Interesting, please explain…

Manuka
Manuka
4 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

Unless it washed over the Americas, it will never arrive. I’m relieved I don’t have to chase those rhinos. Don’t want to be part of “Leny, Kemper, Walsh and Smith”.

astro
astro
4 years ago

Lenny, Kemper, Walsh and Smith.
Lawn mowing and Pool maintenance.
Free Quotes !

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
4 years ago
Reply to  astro

Attorneys at Law

astro
astro
4 years ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

Their parents could only dream about that.
These ones are from Retardo.

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
4 years ago
Reply to  astro

Lol

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

Limited Liability Corporation (’cause potential for grom grooming exists) LLC.

Stephen Wolfram
Stephen Wolfram
4 years ago

On a bum ankle no less. Respectful and reserved golf clap for sure.

Barrelled
Barrelled
4 years ago

Did you wake up from your slumber after the thoughts/dreams of Lenny, Kemper and Walsh?

J H
J H
4 years ago

Is a bi-athlete above or below a trans-athlete when drawing public scorn and ridicule?

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
4 years ago
Reply to  J H

From my personal experience, above.

J H
J H
4 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Not a Bottom.

Good…

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
4 years ago

Good on ya, Chas! Hope you let out a big hoot at the end, paddled back out with a feral grin, and got 10 more.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
4 years ago

4.5 more! Lully!

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
4 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

6 more than I’ve caught today…


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