Come and share your favorite memory.
But when was the last time you were utterly pounded? Ocean waves of “historic” significance stacking out the back with your human, all too human, heart heaving right up into your human, all too human, throat?
Breathing in the salty mist, one suck at a time, while digging for the horizon with arms built of noodle, with hands lightly muscled by typing up the latest exploit-adjacents of the world’s greatest surfer Kelly Slater?
Of his luxury watch nemesis Laird Hamilton?
For me it has been far too long but there I was, minutes ago, breathing, scratching, duck diving, repeating until out the back and breathing again but this time actually huffing and puffing.
Another ocean wave, more than historic, maybe even three German Male Lower Legs or 897654 Surfline feet, there and mocking, forcing ego to crash reality but which wins?
Ego or reality?
Ego always.
Spin, noodle scrape, limp to feet, catch lip in that all too human head and…
…roll in the brine.
Knees bouncing off skull dulled by the mundane, leash tugging on leg, an economical Thai massage.
Getting pounded is totally underrated.
Share your favorite memory below.
Well….there was this woman, and she said she was into “light bdsm…” and she asked if I knew what Pegging was….
Waco. 12 days ago. Got dragged on the concrete. Still all scabbed up.
ha charlie testing nega’s pudic mod m.o. over headline baited commentariat…
My wife had a very different take on this question.
THIS!
Did she get rash on her knees too? Brutal
Once in the supermarket a shopping cart hit me straight in the achilles tendon.
12′ to 15′ Laniakea
Wanted: lonely, lowely surf journalist looking for enthusiastic and humorous commentariat for witty and regular banter. Neglected by my trans loving “life partner”, looking for new endorsements and click bait topics, ready to listen now or later.
on a steel-wheeled skateboard…blistered the iron jaw…
pearling to my chin on either a knee board or an under deflated surf matt…bruised the ego…
opened the lens shop/
I’m surprised that Derek isn’t the one responsible for that headline.
Ode to that time Ashton gave a pounding
“to maximize the forces–one must minimize himself–the ego is a dead end”…..
Was alone in a peak field when I saw him…. walking with his kids toward my position, stop and leash up.
Of all the peaks he had to choose from.
Began reciting my rant in advance, had a very strong feeling he was going to say hi.
Literally, If I screamed, there was no one to hear except this guy.
Think the ocean sensed the building drama and unleashed a set upon my position. I still say “my” because my new friend was just half way out and probably didn’t notice the horizon turning dark.
Took the first left of the set and rode to the trench, sand’s been fucked up for ages and deep just off the shore break.
Rough trip back out, but once there I surveyed the beach and there were his kids, each holding a piece of his snapped long board.
Came in a long time after and went to find my slaps that I had left on the cliff, there he was. Hot as fuck wife, two sons and a daughter, all playing with the broken board pieces.
Dude was still in his steamer. Beach was pushing 80F and glassy as. I’m surfing in board shorts. This dude is sweating away, still even zipped.
Upvote for slaps. No one else I know uses that term.
My ex-boss and a Hermosa dweller uses slaps and it seems he does it to see who knows the word…
sometimes flip-flops, sometimes not…like after stubbing the big toe. bloody mess!
The headline is about pounding, lets focus on the wife
Last week when the misso went all peggy sue on me,
Still can’t sit down right
can you sit down to pee though??
Mate I splash while I walk at the moment
Mate, I should not have even been a surfer. The amount of times I should have died is silly. It’s been a long tortuous road and I’m proud to say it was almost worth it.
and an EBIRB/
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Woman 20y my senior
3 GMLL tall
Prob about 40kegs dry weight with 3kg spirits in her
Took a couple lips to the face
Longest hold down of my teenage life
Gnarr
Probably shoulda gone backdoor
Instead got beaten with my own pipe while The Melvins played on her phone
The Melvins. At least she had a ounce of taste.
She had an ounce
I got the full pound
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stay tuned, should we?
I read the article thinking, surely someone will make this sexual… First comment, most likes. Love The Grit