Future California workers (pictured) with their hero (insert). Photo: Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Future California workers (pictured) with their hero (insert). Photo: Fast Times at Ridgemont High

California surfers rejoice as adored Governor Gavin Newsom gifts two extra “sick days” per year!

Super "sick."

While, from the outside, it may seem like a California surfer’s life is all milk and honey, good times and chill vibes, it can get rough and tough in the Golden State. From too many converted vans taking up the prime beachfront parking spaces to the sun shining in eyes when it sets, globs of tar that, occasionally get stuck to the bottom of feet to former World Surf League CEO Erik Logan prowling around… Not easy.

Thankfully, the almost universally adored governor, Gavin Newsom, just signed a new law raising the mandatory sick days workers get from three to five.

“Too many folks are still having to choose between skipping a day’s pay and ‘taking care of themselves’ or their family members when they get ‘sick,’” Newsom declared. “We’re making it known that the ‘health and wellbeing’ of workers and their families is of the utmost importance for California’s future.”

“Taking care of themselves,” “sick” and “health and wellbeing” all clearly dogwhistles for surfers.

With these two extra “sick days,” it will be much easier for the state’s hardened wave sliders to maximize the swell that is sure to be whipped up thanks to El Niño.

Newsom and his allies in the legislature, in another wink to surfers, rejected the California Chamber of Commerce-supported alternative bill that would allow for five days, as well, but also require employees to provide “proof of the reason for their absence.”

Buzzkills, man.

“Cooler” heads prevailed, though.

Super “sick.”

Do you remember when Governor Newsom closed beaches during Covid and “fined” surfers?

Another solid wink wink.

The wave sliders’ friend.

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c4
c4
2 years ago

So pretty driving out through Fairfax, San Geronimo and seeing the trees changing color.

Working Class Hero
Working Class Hero
2 years ago
Reply to  c4

Glory days. Shadows getting longer, leaves changing color, wind pattern shift, surf fun, that golden afternoon light, Crisp mornings. Who says California doesn’t have seasons!

c4
c4
2 years ago
Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
2 years ago

Dear BG,

I’m at the back end of my fifth week of SL and have next week off as well. Kinda want to go back to work after that cause I’m getting bored. Only have another 10 weeks SL up my sleeve. What should I do?

Ol’ Gil

frank
frank
2 years ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

if you’re feeling better, why not take a 3 (sick) day trip with some of that time and treat yourself bro! I am pretty sure you will get unanimous pre-approval from your fellow Beachgrit colleagues 😃.

All in favor say: “I”

channelbottom
channelbottom
2 years ago
Reply to  frank

We can write you a note.

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
2 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Please! My captor errrr wife is killing me!

channelbottom
channelbottom
2 years ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

Ok hold the screen up and let her read this:

Dear Mrs. Gunderson,

Please excuse little Gil, as he done be sick and need a rest from the workins. He seen a doctor and the doctor sez he need a rest and to prolly go surfin as much as possibul, becuase the salty watar is a miracle cure. Sho nuff.

Signed,
BeachGrit commentary peeple. (or at least channelbottom and frank)

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
2 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Paging Dr Channelbottom! Thanks in advance. Pretty sure she’ll be waxing up for me after seeing this…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

beam ‘er up, Scotty! (Star Trek reference)

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

WE THE PEOPLE…

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
2 years ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

Chuck the golf on and polish the dolphin!
Xox

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
2 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Geezus, which window are you peeping through! You know me too well hahaha

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

government and union workers need only apply…

Pottz89
Pottz89
2 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

IBEW Local 47…15 days and still meet standards. I’ll take a couple more.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Pottz89

parrot says what?

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
2 years ago

3 is ridiculous, we have 10 here in NZ.

Otto
Otto
2 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Do your sheep get any sick days?

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Just sore asses.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
2 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Yeah. What the fuck? Fucken USA man.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
2 years ago

I mean how the hell is any employer going to be able to afford a holiday house and a new boat when the peasants just keep on wanting instead of working.

Otto
Otto
2 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

You’re doing it wrong. You should just wait until your BLM/Antifa activist friend is murdered, then start a GoFundMe for you to take “sick” time off work to maybe grieve, more likely get stupid stoned.
Fucking ghoul lefties profiting off death. No shame.

https://x.com/FuckKoroks/st…

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto

You seem to enjoy focusing in on the idiots out there Otto.

Otto
Otto
2 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

You seem to have noticed why I focus on you. Bravo

Rocks local
Rocks local
2 years ago

one’s primary goal in life (after finding perfect waves and true love) should be to find a job that doesn’t care about counting ‘sick’ days.

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
2 years ago
Reply to  Rocks local

True.
For those of us happily self-employed, the term “sick days” has a far different meaning.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Occ Topus

Haven’t got sick once since retirement. A bit more decrepid though.

astro
astro
2 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Haha, it’s all those early starts, dane…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  astro

yep. early bird used to get the worms. woke up at 10:30 this AM. SCARY!

Stick man
Stick man
2 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Yawn patrol…

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
2 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

At least we can understand you and you ain’t dribbling just yet!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

wet the sheets…drooling!

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
2 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Ain’t we all in some way, shape or form

Com Turren
Com Turren
2 years ago

One step closer to ensuring that all non-skilled labor is automated in California, but at least a robot isn’t going to look at me sideways when I’m disinclined to tip for the mere task of pouring a drip coffee into a cup.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Com Turren

during and after the pandemic I’m inclined to tip everyone in the food service business, especially the independent food markets that supply me with meat, fish, produce, even substances. am very prone to making sure the Christian Syrians (who own ALL the state liquor stores) know and like me ’cause if they change their minds and cut off general sales and go black market…well, you know, like the opposite of the govt pot business, also black market. I tip the substance delivery guy very well.

c4
c4
2 years ago
Reply to  Com Turren

Chipotle testing robots.

Otto
Otto
2 years ago

Gavin Newsom couldn’t find a single, suitable black lesbian in all of California to replace Diane Feinstein on an interim basis, so he looked and looked, and looked some more, near and far, far and wide, and it wasn’t till he looked in Maryland that he found that checks-all-the-boxes black lesbian.

So basically Gavin is announcing there is not one black lesbian in all of California worthy of his appointment. Too funny.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Hmm. Isn’t lesbian actually a hate term, to tallychoppers!?

Otto
Otto
2 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

And to trout sniffers

c4
c4
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto

High standards!

Otto
Otto
2 years ago
Reply to  c4

Didn’t have a to look that far away for a dark money activist baby killing whore

c4
c4
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto

How’s that Eddy Munster freak Gates working out for your party?

Otto
Otto
2 years ago
Reply to  c4

Fine. Agree with many of his points about McCarthy. McCarthy hasn’t held true to his word about spending. There are many Republicans in Congress who are Democrats. There are no Democrats in Congress who are Republicans. The work that is now required is improving the Speakership. Jim Jordan is a great pick. Scalise would be too.
I think the Democrats didn’t figure McCarthy would step away and not seek it again. We’ll see how it plays out. There will be a new Speaker by next week.

c4
c4
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Please god not Jin Jordan. Would rather have Scalise. Whoever it is they better bring up a funding bill for Ukraine or no country will ever trust America to follow through with anything, as well as China being given the green light to invade Taiwan

Otto
Otto
2 years ago
Reply to  c4

Speaking of trust, Europe must stop acting like America’s trust fund fuckwit kid. So far we’ve SPENT $75 Billion on aid to Ukraine. That includes economic, humanitarian and military aid. That DOES NOT include aid we’ve sent to “allies”. Ukraine is corrupt as fuck. Zelensky has jailed political opposition, refused to do an election (little dictator-iish) and likely has the goods on corrupt Joe Biden. Like most federal spending, there’s been no accounting once it leaves Washington DC hands. And admissions that military aid is getting into the hands of criminal enterprises. We demand an audit. We’ve nearly reached the end of any significant military action as we enter winter. Ukraine’s counteroffensive did not achieve significant milestones. If the Dems want money for Ukraine they must kill their pet projects and wasteful spending. Our country is going bankrupt.
Who gave China a greenlight? This administration has done nothing to deter.
Jim Jordan is gonna be great as Speaker.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto
Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
2 years ago
Reply to  c4

Do you smoke a lotta dope?

c4
c4
2 years ago

Harvest time buddy. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
2 years ago
Reply to  c4

Not yet c4! Too young, let ’em ripen another month. This is the point where I would be camping out next to my babies toting some heat for anybody caught sniffing around. Nice kolas though.

c4
c4
2 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

Got motion sensors all over the yard and a dog. Chem 4 left , Sour Diesel right.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
2 years ago
Reply to  c4

Mushed up brains in the middle.

c4
c4
2 years ago

Sounds like you’ve had a bad experience with weed. It’s not good for disturbed individuals, especially high quality.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
2 years ago
Reply to  c4

Sounds like you need it too much

c4
c4
2 years ago

Way of life up here. Marin was hippies, musicians, mountain bikes and weed when I was growing up. Now it’s tech kooks.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
2 years ago
Reply to  c4

Stay safe !!
We cant smoke it here
Youll lose your license and therefore your living.
But when i can i only need a coupla puffs.
Dosent seem like its making your society very functional.
But whatever.

c4
c4
2 years ago

It’s just different here. It’s just a normal thing to do. No different than drinking a beer. My community is as functional as it gets. City is different.

Sydney seems pretty nice too. I’ll visit sometime.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
2 years ago
Reply to  c4

Well ive punched about a million cones and to be honest it kept me outta trouble

Stick man
Stick man
2 years ago
Reply to  c4

Impressive fer sure! Soooo much trimming though… rewarded in the end.

c4
c4
2 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

Yea I hate trimming. I gotta drink a few pale ales to get through the tedium. Buy a pair of Fiskars scissors. They’re worth it.

channelbottom
channelbottom
2 years ago
Reply to  c4

I miss weed.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  c4

Green Grass and High Tides forever!

c4
c4
2 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

I like low incoming. Spots around here suck at high.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  c4

universal empirical truth. but Backdoor and Rocky Lefts are going off right now even with all the fine golden sand. wish we were there! I’ll take the lefts!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  c4

VTA has been sucking all year; regardless of tides. tide pools are awesome.

c4
c4
2 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Seems like Emma Wood is rideable pretty often. I don’t know about anything south of SB

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto

black trannies are furious too and are demanding equity and reparations.

Otto
Otto
2 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

they got the needs something fierce

East of the 5
East of the 5
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto

When I first read about his appointment I thought it was an Onion article or Chas being funny. Then I realized I was on CNN and I got worried. What a time to be alive.

Working Class Hero
Working Class Hero
2 years ago

I remember living up north in dirty, liberal Frisco. Unlike it’s conservative neighbors to the south, beaches were never closed during Covid. I also remember using all my sick days for surfing. A move south has made me sick looking at a perpetually flat, wind chopped ocean. Oh well, plenty of time to work now.

c4
c4
2 years ago

Glassy and eighty five degrees up here today.

frank
frank
2 years ago
Reply to  c4

The bay looked so glassy you could probably ski on it!

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
2 years ago

Calling out stats-
50% -Because I hate this fucken place and if I could quit I would
25%- Sick
25%- Hungover


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