Youth in our time.
Yesterday found the surf world glued to phone screens, pondering their own vitality as big wave stud Shane Dorian announced that he was headed to Tijuana, Mexico in order to receive a week’s long stem-cell treatment program. The surf legend declared he was going to have the life-giving noodles injected into his sore bits, shoulders, knees, neck etc. after a career or taking heaps of water on the head.
Ever the educator, Dorian said he would take the health-curious along on the ride and, true to his word, answered many frequently asked questions. On day one, he spent “two-plus hours” in an MRI tube getting his body ready for the flood. It was loud and claustrophobic but he was brave and survived. Scans coming back clear.
After meeting with doctors, having a delicious dinner, Dorian got down to the FAQs. You must follow along on his Instagram stories for full details. The boiled down pertinent bits below.
Why Mexico?
Here in Mexico they can do things with stem-cells, like duplicating cells, that is not allowed in United States. A whole lot more stem-cells into each treatment than the U.S.
Why nervous?
Couple pals had a lot of pain. Woke up from treatments in a lot of pain. Pain is from volume of stem-cells. Doesn’t like pain. Doesn’t like pain meds.
Feel safe in TJ?
A lot of people have assumptions, I had those same concerns but now that I’m here I don’t feel unsafe at all. Really incredible restaurants, bone marrow tacos. Seems super chill. No fentanyl zombies like in California.
How much?
Impossible to answer. Varies a ton. Stem-cell treatments, in general, are expensive. It’s just part of the deal.
Where do the stem-cells come from?
There are a lot of different type of stem-cells, the type that I’m getting her are stem-cells from umbilical cords. Harvested and “expanded.” Only one healthy mother out of 1000 meets the requirement for CPI. Wanted to make sure that donor mother was unvaxxed. Pre-Covid stem-cells.
And there we have it.
Are you sold?
Booking passage to Tijuana presently or taking a “wait-and-see” attitude?
Smart.
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So you can’t say how I was dictating to anyone about vaccines, cos you’ve never seen me do it.
Not sure how you thought I was dictating anything to anyone, but go off mate.
2 hrs in an MRI?
that defeats the objective
there’s a reason radiographers use lead aprons… good luck
😭
Juanita’s Menudo cured my insomnia, herpes, mono-, bad breath, and bodily aches & pain, with no side effects. (maybe a bit of diarrhea. tho the tecate and mescal coulda contributed.)
Boney Macaroni meet Krafty Cheeseborough thru Rice-a-Roni. A San Francisco treat! ooohh ooohh that smell. can’t you smell that smell. the smell of death around you. angel of darkness is upon you…Stuck a needle in your arm…
got a jab for what measles, mumps, rubella in the 60s? the one in the left biceps…exact spot where 2cm basal cell carcinoma was removed last year.
A two part trip:
1-
K35, 36, 37, 38-1/2, 55, Raul’s, 3Ms, Hussong’s…all flat ‘cept the beer.
2-
K-181, then right for 20ks, (owned 40 acres from ’72 thru ’76) then left for 3 more Ks and alas…cuatro…also flat.
‘Operation Phillies’
I like how all Tijuana stem cell information is now filtered through Shane Dorian
That being the case, good on them for being able to reopen their economy using salt water.
so… eating and living healthy is NOT enough to get you by in this life?
That’s all you can do brother.
You mean you didn’t know you’d met anyone with autism until the late 80’s, which makes sense, seeing as ASD was becoming more understood around the early 90’s. Before that only people with acute presentations were diagnosed. You don’t remember kids at school that were a bit off, that you look back on now and think, oh yeah, probably autism?
My brother and sister in-law both have Aspergers, as does my nephew in-law. They, and my wife, who doesn’t have ASD, were not vaccinated as children, so we clearly have polarising personal experiences.
I’m going with the understood science on this one, not that I want children, and the missus wants them even less.
His body his choice.
Indeed – having none of effective, proven Covid 19 vaccine technology endorsed by governments and medical professionals and used without complications by MILLIONS of people, but going all-in on completely unproven speculative stem-cell medical treatment that could have catastrophic results. Go figure (?)
Ceasars after a round of jai alai.
Medical treatments available in México but not available in the US are usually untested, unproven, unsafe and potentially dangerous – that’s why they are available in México and not in the US.
They are happy to take money from people with more belief than brains.
Alternate medical treatments. The dilemma is an ethical constraints. They’re using & repurposing human tissue..
A bit different then the perfect storm that ‘big pharma’ cashed in on based on governments working to best case in worse senario for billions on mass with C19
Ps are you the trump guy. I mean only yanks use ‘off of’ in a sentence
Sorry JSC this was for way outhere 🙏🏼
Deeply INSULTED – I am anything but a “Trump Guy” – Donald Trump belongs in a prison cell, not in the White House.
Apology accepted – many Australians use “off of” as a construction, for ejemplo:
“He got a root off of a bushpig at the pub last night”
When you put it that way, the bushpig analogy does kinda make sense. Although I’d personally be inclined to say – I fucked a bushpig at the pub last night (& now I’m pissing razor blades) putting the story into context.
“He got a root off of a bushpig at the pub last night”
😅
haven’t heard Bushpig in yeeeeeeears!
Also used in NZ.
Is this sarcasm? The US just forced or coerced millions of citizens to take a “vaccine” that is was untested,unproven, and potentially dangerous.
Q. Is every ‘Momentum’ alumni paranoid & dumb with a child-like ego?
A) Yes B) Probably C) You talking about Kelly? D) All of the above
Autism from vaccines? Come on LGR, even you’re smarter than that.
Think it was Dino, Brad and Beschen.
Staying at the Tropicana.