Core town, USA
The calendar pages are, in all honesty, flipping by ridiculously fast. It seems as if only yesterday we were celebrating small wave world champion Filipe Toledo’s wildly unsurprising win at Lower Trestles. There the li’l lionhearted stood, hoisting the cup above head, ready to do it for three more years in a row. Caroline Marks next to him hoisting her own cup after clinching on the women’s side.
If you can believe, that was… only two months ago? Wow. It actually was basically yesterday but, in any case, a new Championship Tour season is knocking at the door.
2024.
The first event in the thoroughly mangled reworking is, as you recall, Pipeline though not the famed Pipe Masters but rather the Pro Pipeline. While it used to crown champions, the iconic wave now kicks everything off. And this year, the World Surf League just announced that perennial favorite John John Florence will be co-sponsoring it, through his brand Florence Marine X, along with Vissla.
Very wonderful and reminiscent of Kelly Slater sponsoring Teahupo’o and Cloudbreak.
The interesting part is, I suppose, that Vissla and Florence Marine X are both competitors in the market place. Both make enviable soft goods. Both make wetsuits. And has this ever happened in professional surfing’s long and storied history? Billabong and Quiksilver both sponsoring, say, J-Bay?
A silly question, I suppose, as Billabong and Quiksilver are both the same brand and J-Bay is no longer on tour but you get what I’m asking.
Florence Marine X and Vissla are both as core as core can be. Opposite of “Authentic” which owns every other surf brand and now means “inauthentic.” The surf fan can hope they will infuse some much needed juice into the broadcast and give us a Pipe we can all be proud of.
David Lee Scales and I discussed this yet another sign that the World Surf League is going broke and many other important matters. Like basecoat on a surfboard.
Enjoy.
un entry from down under…over 16th
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… got me again damn it. These podcast advertorials sneak up on me every fucking time.
paraphrasing: chevy.com, columbian…infinitey, turkey or tacos or cevixhes…Ralph’s. Fresh for everyone…Reese’s Pieces…peanuts. Roselyn Carter died. “I tinkled in my websuit.”
OK I’m Listening
Someone that knows, riddle me this. Does JJF actually own Florence Marine X? Seems like it would be owned by someone else borrowing his name for a fee.
Florence Marine X Team
Jeff Hurley – CEO
Chance King – President
Ryan Hurley – Chief Creative Officer
Ryan Mangan – SVP Sales
Bruce Moore – Director of Innovation and Sustainability
Tony Wodarck – Digital Director
JP Olson – Creative Director, Florence Marine X
And of course the most Hurley of the the Hurleys, Bob is somehow ($$) involved also.
I faintly recall the Hurley name coming up associated with it. Thanks for the info.
Are soft boards considered soft goods?…
cheap tackle box for all your fishing needs? $5
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Finally JJF for the win!…
Just 2 days ago JJF was quting the tour, now he’s sponsoring an event. Now Im fucken confused
cognitive whiplash is BG’s house special
“STOP” JK Simmons in the movie
“GO!”
John has now advanced to the portion of his career where He dangles out retirement Like Kelly… Nothing to see here carry on as you were
Vissla every surf dad’s go to back window decal.
Car surf brand decals only acceptable if vehicle over 20 yrs old and has so many you can’t see the car in between them all. Otherwise must go stickerless, like curren in his most epic period
…BREAKING NEWS…
FTL is continuing to break ground in multi-industry production.
After successfully becoming the world’s leaders in Fuckin’ (& Fairly) Tall Ladders, they’ve made the crossover to Fine Tasty Liquor, and with soaring sales will soon be sponsoring a CT comp in beautiful Abu Dhabi.
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From left, Tennessee Bourbon, Dark Navy Rum, Golden Spiced Rum and Straight Moonshine.
Available from all official BG car deodoriser stockists…
They look very fucking good
Golden spice rum be my pick – can i get licensing and manufacture rights here?
So obviously it’s not just beef and beer – excellent.
“can I get a sheep banger and a Heineken? hold the stickers!”
Nothing says core like a 700$(US) 2 mm fullsuit.
ha … exactly
This wetsuit is made to order and available only to Florence members. It should take 6-8 weeks for your wetsuit to be made by hand and shipped to your doorstep. Because each suit is made to order, all sales are final. Additionally, due to each suit being shipped one at a time, each order will have a $50 shipping cost added to its total. If you’re unsure on sizing, contact us and we’ll be able to help you out.
Jesus
Amazeballs. A wave can be sponsored? By common folk? Well hello toledo. Is Supertubos on the tour nowadays? I’ll pony up for that one provided we get the end of the tide when it goes superuglo. Do we send the money to you Charles?
Yes please! I wonder how much the WSL would charge BG. There’s gotta be a number.
Why would ya want to, Chas ? Jeez…
I’m still amazed by the fact that Dirks henchmen haven’t walked into wooz and sacked all those old teet suckers.
Looks like we’ll get more of the same ol same ol rehashed for 2024 ….
It’s only going to get worse.
That’s possibly the best idea you’ve ever had Chassy Chief.
Beg or borrow (or maybe crowdfund) the monies required to sponsor a CT comp.
Have it written in the contract that BG regulars get free booze (from FTL) etc all comp, and a turn in the booth each.
This could be the groundbreaker that introduces prosurfing to billions of potential viewers…
got ceviche?
post-it-note in the public enever…crater lake…shark attack in Brookings…water melons…one minute…31…
this scriber quits…
harassment near the water cooler…
Let’s Seattle~
This made me say one of those lil Wayne what’s
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