Summer snow!
Australian surfers are rejoicing, this morning, even if they were disappointed by what they found under the tree. Wives, husbands, mothers and fathers sometimes certainly blow gift giving, not paying close attention to wants and needs, lazily purchasing a new steak knife set, say, or a tie.
No matter this year, though, as literal blow has washed up on New South Wales’ many surf rich beaches. Seven packages, all told, floated to Manly, Avoca and Magenta.
“Local police attended and removed the barnacle-covered item, which was sent for further examination and testing,” authorities wrote in a press release.
That testing revealed cocaine.
Police have warned surfers not to open the packages though do you think they will listen?
That’s a trick question. Of course they will not. Australia’s surfers, especially of the New South Wales variety, are known to be engaged in a long love affair with “toot.”
Those who find cocaine are urged to call 000 right away.
And/or the Bondi Board Riders club.
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FOR THE DREAM!!!!
A very rare white Christmas for NSW. Wonder if Occy has his tribe out searching. Sorta thing to really motivate that cunt. May even knock up his missus again while they are searching.
“Occy and Curren, Together Again (for possibly the last time)…..Searching Avoca For Barnacle Bricks” Rip Curl generously picked up Occ’s room, board and daily per diem, only if he could coax Tom into getting on a constantly filmed nose beer bender with him.
Wow I’d love to stumble on a lifetime fentanyl free supply. Some Panga on on the US west coast probably pitched that and it’s been floating for months, maybe years.
Life event coordinator
A life ending facilitater
I have colombian inlaws. One of my wife’s friends was telling me how he was walking around his neighbourhood and saw one guy getting bashed by two other guys. He didn’t really know the guy but jumped in to help. Said they “fought back to back until we couldn’t fight anymore”. Both of them got absolutely toweled up. But the other guy was connected to one of the coke syndicates. Said a few days later two mean bodyguards turn up at his door and say “this is for you”. Gave him a 1kg brick of coke. He said “hang on a minute”, got a knife and cut it into two halves and said “this is for you two” (I would never have thought to do this).
I asked him what he did with his half and he said “that party followed me around like flies for days”.
Pro tip: always keep the heavies on your side.
There were a couple barnacled up crates on Pelican Friday morning. Wonder if I missed out on a big pay day.
That’s an accurate statement. Mex Cartels buy toot from Columbia, so nice catch…
Fuck that sounds like a fulltime job! Fuck that
Just because….
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Lucky surfers are an honest bunch and all 7 packages were handed to authorities.
Nothing to see here people, move along.
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Ah chem trails in the sky feeling so high an I say to myself…what a wonderful world
It’s either the future of robotics + cocaine + surfing, or a good candidate for next CEO of the WSL.
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Coupla bundles in my hood. Yes, I will be starting an exhaustive search of said areas. No – I will not be calling 000. Should I successfully find a bundle, I will post a dark web link for y’all and make everyone’s Christmas very merry.
Yessss!!!!!
Finding a brick of cocaine sounds good in theory. But, on the west coast of the US at least, almost for sure ends with you and your entire family being murdered.
I would just go whistling past if I saw one
I take insult to that comment. My associates and I are doing our best to eradicate those f’s, one at a time. It’s hard when your own gubmint is funding the pos’!
Good luck with that, not that they don’t fucking deserve it …
Not even a keybump bra. That’s control right there
Im gonna package a pile of dogshit and hand that in to the police.
Merry Christmas fuckers!
What cocaine?
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Just down the road. Will see if I can find a brick to make family Xmas interesting. Finally tell Nanna what I really think of her.
Merry Xmas all
One washed up at Blackies!!
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Happy Crimbo, ya filthy animals.
Fuckin’ Pauly… LOL.
Have a great Christmas, d00d.
You too!
Think I saw Chas or someone refer to the Inertia as the Nertia somewhere here—but shouldn’t it be the Nerdia, (Nerd-ia), though…..