Upper-middle-aged man (insert) experiencing prepubescent glee. Photo: North Shore
Upper-middle-aged man (insert) experiencing prepubescent glee. Photo: North Shore

Surfing’s 45-to-49 year old cis white male demographic explodes in fit of prepubescent glee as actor famous for playing Rick Kane snapped ripping on Oahu’s fabled North Shore!

"It's him! It's really him!"

With the landmark study revealing the average participation age, in surfing, to be 45-to-49 years young now officially part of the canon, wave sliders near and far are celebrating things they love publicly and without shame. Totems of this surfing life that were once hidden so the “youth” wouldn’t see and point mocking fingers. The musical stylings of Pennywise, for example, or the 1987 film North Shore.

Oh, any and every middle-to-upper-middle age cis white male has seen the classic multiple times. First on VHS, later on DVD, lastly streaming. It tells the story of Rick Kane, an Arizona surf standout who wins a contest in a pool, a drawing kit, a belt buckle and enough airfare for a trip to Oahu’s fabled North Shore. Once there he is treated to a heavy wake-up call via the powerful waves, sharp reef and serious local justice. He falls for Sam George’s ex-wife, is taken under the wing of a Pyzel-like surfboard shaper and eventually beats Laird Hamilton by discovering his soul.

Powerful.

And while surf fans have long been aware of Turtle, played by John Philbin, regularly popping up on the scene, Rick Kane’s Matt Adler has been harder to glimpse.

You can understand, then, the explosion of prepubescent glee when Adler was recently snapped on what was identified as the North Shore holding an expertly waxed mid-length and looking resolute.

Examining the photos further reveals he is nowhere near the North Shore, likely California, which lightly diminishes the joy.

In any case, the Daily Mail discusses Adler’s career in depth. How he rode from Michael J. Fox vehicle Teen Wolf into his North Shore role then alongside teen heartthrobs Corey Haim and Corey Feldman in Dream a Little Dream. His career later stalled but, apparently, he is friends with George Clooney and also much-loved by 45-to-49 year old male surfers the world over.

Beautiful nostalgia.

Speaking of, what do you image former World Surf League CEO Erik Logan is up to these days?

Home eating tubs of ice cream or is he preparing a crack legal team to challenge his ultra-harsh dismissal? He has stopped “liking” photos of Chief of Sport Jessi Miley-Dyer.

Smoke or fire?

More as the story develops.

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tim_nelsen

blackballed~

Charlie No one

My mate (ex media director of ASP)
reckons E Lowlife done for inappropriate behaviour or unwanted sexual advances

Rob Nero

“Actor Rips Northshore!” Should be the heading. The story is lost before finishing the inflated adjective filled heading. Come on, Chas.

tim_nelsen

aqualung, my friend. best guitar lick on AM radio, eva!

justiceminister

Rick Kane of course the new head man. He was the top bloke in the wave tank when Big Surf was the only tank in the world. Now they are beginning to cover the Planet.

Plus the Pool is where the future of professional surfing lies. Anyone watching the fare on show at Ballsito this week must know that having top surfers bobbing up and down like rubber ducks in a waveless sea is just not on. Yep Kane is yer man.

Rocks local

It is special. Hope it survives.

LJRASTA

This story is so haole it doesn’t even know its haole

Nicole Anstedt

Is Chief of Sport an honorary title? 🙄I fully support surfing staying middle age CIS because who the f**k needs to go around talking about who they love or f**k? Okay, we get it, now just f**king surf.

ValiantScorn

North Shore,…blah, blah
I just want to know who ended up with that belt!

Otto

Stalking the back country late Sept – early Oct..
If it’s connection to the land, you’ll find it there. I know I will.

Barrelled

It’s not a Walkabout, it’s “working the land”.

NEGATRON

Does the Daily Mail employ the left over dregs of SURFER mag? So much Surf content.

John Galt Hawk

This isn’t real. Just thought I’d let you know in case you were suffering from something Bro.

I love you.

NEGATRON

This is very passive aggressive John. I notice you didn’t response to my Klu Klux Klan comment, did I inadvertently insult your family lineage?

Otto

Like you’re reaching for your Confederate Flag Badge sidearm, only to find your holster empty.

NEGATRON

I wonder how a Klansman blood drop badge would go down with Disqus?

Otto

You’re only confined by your fear.

John Galt Hawk

I’ll respond here and now, just for the big star of this cyber circle jerk. Anyone insinuating racism is by very definition a racist. I know you’d play a better card if your I.Q. could process it, but alas, you are only average.

NEGATRON

Paying someone out about their IQ with grammatical mistakes. Priceless.

John Galt Hawk

I’m sorry for assuming my slowing down the conversation could possibly enlightening your aptitude deficit. I’ll try ebonics next time.

John Galt Hawk

A critic and a censor. Such a lovely combo. Only one C-word remains and it sthuits you bestht biig boi!

Pauly Matt War-Shore

Because of Bro Hymn, for better or worse. Way, way worse.

Mapski

Heard Logan just landed the lead in the latest “Up With People” musical review. Tickets in Provo and North Platte still available.

@surfads

ELo, done with surfing after being unceremoniously eliminated mid-comp but with his soul surfer status intact, is about to board a flight to New York to start art school. Who will stop him at the last minute?

tim_nelsen

The Jerk’s Steve Martin called. he wants his special purpose back.

dickie toledo

go ahead, go shred

tim_nelsen

Cold Play, Oasis, Styx, Foreigner, Billy Joel, Jethro Tull.

Why Isn’t Jethro Tull In The Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame?

Surf Ranch Bro

That is sooooo Metal!

tim_nelsen

either Ken Bradshaw or a poor choice of eye shadow by the make-up artist. ever seen Unfinished Business movie with Vince Vaughn & Sienna Miller. the color teal looked great on both of them. i’m a big fan of Sienna, too.

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Karl Von Fanningstadt

“Speaking of, what do you image former World Surf League CEO Erik Logan is up to these days?”

Erik is panicking and making calls to Italo and Jaddy to see if they’re still on for their plans to do a shot-for-shot recreation of Taylor Dayne’s music video for “Tell It to My Heart” featuring all three of them, Erik as the lead and Ike and Andre as the backup dancers. He desperately doesn’t want the studio time he booked to go to waste…

tim_nelsen

79 y/o Geraldo Riviera (famous for, I dunno, Opening The Vault on Al Capone) just got axed from Fox. If ELO would talk to anyone, besides O, it would be G!

c4

It’s gonna be awkward when Geraldo dies, everyone will have to pretend to be sad.

Hippy

not everyone.

Occ Topus

Your sadness will be genuine?

Hippy

I plan on being completely devastated.

Mapski

Good thing he’s already mummified.


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