Joy to the world!
Merry Christmas, or eve depending on when and where you are reading, to one and all on this glorious day. But how are you spending it? With loved ones cuddled together by a warm fire? Maybe a little dawn patrol with da boyz? Are there traditions in your home or are you a li’l bit grinchy?
Whatever the case, Mark Richards will certainly bring cheer to your heart as, just look at him, transformed into a life sized Elf on the Shelf.
Pure magic!
The Elf on the Shelf is, of course, a modern miracle bringing joy and terror to children around the world. If you are unaware, the Elf on the Shelf comes to the house in the start of December in order to spy on everyone then report back to Santa on behaviors. Much like North Korea security services. Or Mark Zuckerberg. He moves to a new place in the home the next morning, the children find him and the whole charade is repeated and repeated until Christmas morning.
Richards, anyhow, does the little narc proud and now you have happiness in your soul.
Jingle bells!
Gwara teg,motherfuckers.
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this might not be the section i was looking for, but, am on VelzyLandSurfChannel…fun waves and multiple peaks…pls alert authorities that this blonde dude in a helmet keeps going left and getting drilled…break time here.
Heck of a Wounded Elf bottom turn
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When Grinchin Colapinto?
That’s good. Next year.
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Yea he looks like an elf no matter the hat. Chas you should check up on your old mate Jonah. Cunt is looking haggard as fuck. Really leaning in to the crusty sea dog image and clearly railing mountains of ozempic. Ol Sarah really did a number on the cunt.
Merry xmas to ya cunts.
You peoples…Jonah jumped da shark!
Can he get to his feet now? I wasn’t sure if the weight loss allowed him to graduate from his knees.
With all the big smiles on their faces and that stupid hat, those cookies must have weed in them.
I Love You, Alice B. Toklas…
A partridge in a pear tree!
That’s a 4 time world fucking champ elf to you Smitty
He looks like a life-sized self wearing a stupid hat.
Bah Humbug to all !
Fuckin Pearl Jam bru?
Shameful.
the cookie ingredients came from his Soundgarden