"What about the dad with a pram and his kid in it having to dive down into the sand dunes just to get away from this f**king crim."
It may cost two or three or five mill to buy an apartment around these parts, just ask Josh Kerr, but it don’t mean the Gold Coast’s southern shank ain’t a gaudy Sodom and Gomorrah undestroyed thus far by God only because there’s worse places which call for immediate elimination.
Duranbah Beach, which is officially Flagstaff Beach and in New South Wales not Queensland thereby not exactly the Gold Coast, is the beachbreak that feeds surfers when swells don’t bend into the famous points.
If you were to stroll through the nearby town of Tweed Heads at night you’d enjoy the smell of cheap perfume, takeout food, stale alcohol and vomit. Men squint angrily at the world as if they expect to be attacked at any moment and from any direction; women squeeze their fat into iridescent outfits which leave no contour unstated.
Fighting and thievery are par for this particular course and therefore it was without surprise to be entertained this morning by video of a surfer’s four wheel drive being stolen from the D-Bah carpark as the surfer chases it on foot.
“How’s this shit at D-Bah this afternoon,” says Nick, “hype guy and surf reporter.”
“These guys get out of the surf and some prick had broken their lock box and stolen their car…but what about the dad down the road with a pram and his kid in it having to carry it and dive down into the sand dunes just to get away from this fucking crim.”
“She was asleep in the pram and I always for a walk around Duranbah, but I saw that something was wrong – a few guys start screaming and I saw the car coming in my direction on the sidewalk,” Daddy Roger Grassi told Today.
“And I just said, ‘Oh my God’ and it was super quick and I just went into survival mode to try and save my little one’s life – it was super scary, I’m still shaking… It was absolutely insane, I just hope this guy is already in jail and can never be allowed to drive again.”
Cops located the four wheel drive at the nearby Tweed City Mall, courtesy of the surfer’s phone being left in the back seat.
The thief is still on the run, howevs.
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