A bumper season.
It is, to put it mildly, bumper season for Great White sharks on that fifty mile stretch between the Gold Coast and Ballina.
(RIP Rob Pedretti, RIP Nick Slater and, a little further south, RIP teenager Mani Hart-Deville. All surfers, all killed by Great Whites in the last three months.)
One week ago, foilboarder and local surfer Christian Bungate was hit by an eighteen-foot Great White at Cabarita, a few days after the Tweed Heads Pro was cleared when an eight-foot shark of indeterminate species swam through the lineup.
At Broken Head, same day, a twelve-foot Great White swam through a crowd of fifty surfers, bumping one surfer on its way through.
At Kirra, a few hundred metres down the beach from the Superbank, surfers were cleared when a shark swam though the lineup.
And, six days ago, at the mouth of Tallebudgera Creek, a thin cord of water that separates Palm Beach from Burleigh Heads, and where you might paddle out when Burleigh is big, a twelve-foot Great White was spotted.
Three days ago, photographer Chris Laught (@mrmysto), born in South Oz but living in Cabarita while he studies film at a vocational college in nearly Kingscliff, was shooting Duranbah, a few hundred metres from where Nick Slater was killed by a Great White two weeks earlier.
The waves, three-foot, a little bigger on the sets, dreamy as hell. Not even six am and already forty guys were out chasing a morning hit before the spring onshore.
The following day Chris is processing his shots on his laptop when he sees a Great White swimming through a wave, fifteen feet from surfers.
“I immediately thought I should right a shark hotline but figured it’s already twelve hours too late,” he says.

Chris, who rides a bodyboard, knows about sharks.
He’s photographed, swam and surfed desert South Australia plenty of times, seen Whites, knows guys who’ve been brushed.
And, he was hit, literally, by a bronze whaler while surfing at Goolwa Beach south of Adelaide in 2012, the animal hitting his leg with speed, “a massive collision” he calls it, “way harder than being hit by a cricket ball.”
The collision crushed his calf muscle, gave him a thing called compartment syndrome where pressure within the muscles builds to dangerous levels. He’s had three bouts with deep vein thrombosis and if he wants to fly anywhere he has to walk up and down the aisles for most of the flight.

He laughs, a little uneasily maybe, when we talk about the White at D-Bah. When he left South Oz to live on the NSW South Coast in 2016 he was thrilled to be in an area that, historically at least, wasn’t known for big sharks.
But this year’s shift to the north coast, to Cabarita, has coincided with the greatest concentration of Great White attacks on surfers, anywhere, in history.
First, he was told to avoid South Wall Ballina. Then he started seeing bait balls everywhere at Caba and started to think, this doesn’t feel like the tropical sea change I thought it’d be.
“You don’t associate Great Whites with Queensland,” he says.
Chris was there, in the Caba carpark, when Christian Bungate survived the hit by the eighteen-footer.
“The beach had just been evacuated and he showed me the tooth in his foil,” says Chris. “He was really shaking, he juste wanted to get out of there.”
Whites here, Whites there, now turning up close to shore, close to surfers at D-Bah?
The photo put the wind up him?
“Oh man, I’d love to get the boog out at D-Bah, I still do, but you have that wariness, the same you get when you surf desert South Australia. You’re playing the numbers game up here, to be honest.”

Always felt D Bah is sharky as fuck
Ebony eyes…they tried to warn us back then. another piece of the puzzle.
This has to be one of the most gakked out moments in history-
https://youtu.be/OJw2opT7sBE
I think you will find this short interview with one of Australia’s best ever Aussie Rules footballers a competitor for your title.
Currently back in the news for promoting conspiracy theories. A while after having a young (22 year old?) die of a heroin overdose in his hotel room. You could say his post football career has not reached the same heights.
Got a link? Sounds like my kinda thing
Just watched Igarashi taken out in wind blown overcast sloppy shyte while jaunty no-name elevator music played mindlessly in the background… gone are halcyon days of current pop-music and real waves. Goodness me. After the tweed coast pro in Mushy shyte.
Best surfers, best waves. Simple formula.
Why can’t we have surf island? UFC are running a mega fight this weekend…. how come Dana white, a man who looks like a human baloney sausage, can work this out but twinkle-teeth mcgee over in so-cal can’t get it together enough to do anything more than show us videos of his new-found surfer buddies “Barreled” at the surf ranch? Lewis Hamilton got a wave… who gives a fuck. Sure as shit not the F1 fans….
I reckon , surfers are always trying to get something for nothing ….. So these events end up where the local tourist board has some government money to throw around ….. This is how Rip Curl created the Search Events way back when …. please correct me if I am wrong ?
Bourez didn’t look too stoked. Literally told them the weather was shit and to hurry up and wrap it today 🤣 he’s probably wondering if it was worth leaving Tahiti for…. seems they got Ítalo to come over for it too… 😬 the rendez vous…. such a crappy name too. God. If it weren’t so embarrassing it would be funny.
You would think with a much smaller field of surfers and much smaller production costs they could wait for better waves.
When you hand the reins to a narcissist cuck who’s been groomed by the Hollywood elite who’s vision is part of a social engineering/mass psychology program, this is what you end up with.
😔
I think you mean Igarshi – come on rocker, even the WSL knows that is his name. He proudly wore that rashy at the Rumble at the Ranch.
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Ah shit my bad…..
I once tried to catch a wave for 1hr and a half at DBah , after getting a 2nd in my heat in an 80s Surf League Final there , so I am happy to here that the aggressive A grade predators of the region have stop riding boards and are now just BODY SURFING / SEARCHING / SNATCHING .
A wolf in sheep’s clothing .
Young astro has lost a few but it appears he doesn’t give one fuck.
I think his addiction to Big Lez gets him through the lows.
He’s a simple fuck.
The soothing sounds of the Clash to wash away the sins of injustice ….
https://youtu.be/IvG3is7Bm1w
Did you know that shark vaginas and Coffee Girl vaginas are identical to the touch?
word to the wise
You must have gone for the 1k per month VIP package?
Yeah, a 1k you get scratch and sniff.
Dognuts , in your role as BG’s sensorial stimulation specialist, I am just wondering if the sharks smell more or less ummm …. fishy, in comparison to the cups of Coffey?
It’s akin to that Norwegian delicacy where they bury the shark in the sand to ferment for 12 months.
That is an Icelandic delicacy.
Un vrai délice ?
Geez the beachie in France looks crap for the wsl thing right now.
Bloody awful ….the first time I have not been in France in September since 1991 and was feeling a bit sad …. but even Italo was having trouble making it look good . I even had better waves in Denmark 10 days ago . Good to hear local boy Franck Lacaze ( his parents had a bar called La Chope on the waterfront at Anglet ) get a gig with the WoSsLe .
Comme je l’ai essayé non, la pire nourriture de tous les temps
C’est vraiment dégueulasse ?
Extremement.
What do suggest one would drink with it , besides poison ?
Hakarl I think is called , fermented Greenland shark, is absolute revolting and odor you never forget.
I have eaten a lot of strange dishes in France over the years but any strange odours seemed hidden behind the persillade . Snails , Frogs , Sea snails etc all thoroughly enjoyable …. though I found eel not to my liking .
Indeed:
http://www.lunchboxonline.o…
In the Faroe Islands they wrap up puffin in sheep fat and bury it to ferment. It smells so incredibly vile.
The wind dried mutton (skerpikjøt) is another vile dish of Faroes.
Isn’t it good ?
Norwegian’s would ….
haha looks like the Baltic Sea or Lake Michigan
Just needs a sprinkling of snow , and a plethora of Kiteboarders and sailboarders attempting to , interact with the surfers , to give it that authentic Baltic flavor ….
Ps and a 6 , 5 ,4 with integrated hood plus booties and gloves and a camper van if you are lucky .
Maybe when the tide comes up twenty feet it will get better.
Crazy world. People getting chomped left and right then we have people sawing their hand off with a Skilsaw for insurance fraud.
https://www.bbc.com/news/wo…
SSD .. A business idea for Channel ..CBs ..Rent a Band Saw ?
Perfect for home entertainment and insurance inspired amputation ….
Channel your backside on CBS table saw!
I saw the band and the Band Sawed me !
Someone ought ta tell that Souffa that you don’t need film anymore.
Guys Gettin ripped off.
But its so hip to shoot with film and then take a digital picture of the picture to share on Instagram
Oh right
I’m a bit ouuta touch with a lotta shit
Roflmao – understatement of the year !
What’s that mean?
All I can say is, that when you do get back in touch with some shit, be sure to wash your hands thoroughly.
Who washes hands anymore?
That’s so precovid
By processing, I meant downloading, examining images on laptop etc. No film here.
Studying film, a student of film?
Moving pictures student
Budding pornographer.
Sex Rex ….. It’s a shame your mission to follow Rupert failed . The world’s loss , Our gain .
Anyway You could have employed him at
20TH CENTURY BEX
a sordid News Corp
…creating . school magazines and skin flick for your hard dick and Coffey table editions etc
No, I’d make edgy comedy
Maybe a remake of
The Young Ones.
The Old Cunts.
Heavy duty. One of the ultimate mind fucks and then it really happens.
DVTs fucken suck. They put you on Coumadin for like six months and you have to get blood test weekly. Oh yeah, don’t drink on that shit because you will have the worst hangovers ever. Damn rat poison!
Did you see that!? Na all good mate I think it was a seal.
Poor bloke ,usually riding a shark biscuit , see sharks everywhere ?