Rules of war out the window.
Pacifica, California just south of San Francisco was most famous for being home of funnyman Rob Schneider until just three weeks ago when the town of just over 38,000 made news when a Great White shark singled out a female surfer, amongst a group of men, and attempted to eat her.
According to Bevan Bell, who was out amongst it, “I saw this big gray shape, just under the surface of the water, and that top fin, and the big shark went directly under her. The length of that sucker was like 8 feet. It went right towards her, and as the wave lifted her up [on her board], it literally went right under her.”
Terrifying and awful, only eclipsed by today’s news. For today it was revealed that a Mountain Lion is malingering around Pacifica, trying to eat children out innocently playing.
Local Timothy Kerrisk was watching the children when we realized an inappropriate Mountain Lion sitting calmly on his property along Mason Drive was also watching the children go back and forth.
Back and forth.
Kerrisk recorded potential nastiness on his phone and screamed for the children to leave.
The Mountain Lion jumped over a fence into the driveway and continued to watch the children, likely smacking its lips.
Kerrisk said, “I was terrified. I was really afraid for the kids and it was just pure adrenaline. I just came out and was like, ‘No, no, no, get, get, get.’ And I was just chasing it like you would like a regular cat, ‘Get out of here, get, get.’ And luckily it turned and just kept going.”
But where did it go? Maybe to trade notes with the Great White?
Coordinate an apocalypse that will leave only grown men in Pacifica?
Utterly terrifying.
This story below happened when I was living up in Norcal (Humboldt County). Some 70 year old guy was attacked when him and the missus were out for a walk in the forest. She fought off the fucking mountain lion with a ball point pen! It almost scalped him but check the pics.
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If you didn’t film it, it didn’t happen.
Ooops I hit “SEND” prematurely and they don’t let you add images in edit mode.
Couple more from that 11th World Title party at Sea Bowl where none of all y’all were in attendance.
You know, the KE11Y one.
Because, well, you know….
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Not a very good photojournalist.. At all!
Well most photographers are either crazy or fags and who wants to be a crazy fag so I don’t try very hard with the photography despite my optical physicist lineage.
And there was drinking at this party so it was all blurry.
The kid who played Jay Moriarity in the stolen Mavericks movie was there and he was likeable.
Did he do anything after Chasing Mavericks or did that finish his career?
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And D_____ A______gave me some lip about something stupid, speaking of crazy fags.
Oh and I saw Joe Montana of the World Champion San Francisco Football 49ers at the Oyster Place this morning, so all y’all can eat your hearts out.
Okay here are all those photos from Kelly’s 11th World Title party in Pacifica.
Took me forever to find them because it wasn’t his 10th World Title party, it was his 11th.
And it wasn’t “Surf Bowl” it was “Sea Bowl.”
I really do think it was Surf Bowl when I was a kid, way back in the 20th Century, but now it’s Sea Bowl.
See the kind of cool shit you get invited to when you aren’t cool and influential anymore but used to be?
This was after that frigid Ocean Beach contest where Kelly won the World Title but they got the math wrong so they had to do a re-surf.
Kelly pulled into one of those stupid barrels he shouldn’t have made after the horn, but of course he came out.
And they actually had a bodysurfing event, at Ocean Beach. Yuck!
Cunningham was there and he probably won. Don’t know if Geology Judith was innit. Probably.
Would you go bodysurf Ocean Beach?
This was when they had the San Francisco Surf Film Festival. I was watching from a balcony when a wave of Patagonia-clad people all moved back inside at the same time.
There was a shooting up the street. I walked up there and saw three brothers lying on the ground, moaning and groaning because they’d all been shot.
San Francisco is a gritty city.
Anyway, here’s one of the many parties you didn’t go to that I did.
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“I’ll go back over to the Randall’s house, they throw me table scraps. What are you kooks scared of?Pussy?”
got too love the new BG focus on Pussey. First the female pro surfers, Coffey sisters begging for $85 too let you watch them shove vibrators up their arses and now a real Pussey wanting to eat children.
mmmm pussey
A guy was jogging in Boulder and he heard something, turns around and a big ole cat is chasing and launches at him (not uncommon in the American West, there are a lot of them) and he fucking grabs it and chokes it out, somehow he keeps the blades on the feet from getting him in the femoral arteries (he said he was thinking of that the whole time as it kept fighting till it died).. the govt. investigated the incident and the poor bugger for killing the cat. WTF.. If a surfer pulled a knife on a GW, and won the day would we be in trouble?
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Did the Atlantic light up for you last week ?
Wild animals are wild …. My Grandmother’s Kangaroo drowned their dog in a dam on the farm . Dog kept barking at the kangaroo in the water and the kangaroo decided it had had enough and held it under …. Happy Kangaroo .
still going amigo.. been a good run.. points are running.. fuck.. we are calling this place North California, the crowds are packing it in.. but getting mine.mine.mine.
Go Hard …..The World is Mine . mine . mine
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ha!!
Please tell us this event occurred while under the influence of LSD ….. the drug not the shortboard .
I haven’t read the article, I’ve just rushed down here to the comments to say something about a ‘big pussy’.
Big cat peaches on cam! $50 per view
How good is ‘inappropriate mountain lion’?
Well turned Charles.
Nice, but Chazz MM got you with ‘battered minge’.
Mountain lion stalking clip….JV
Sarah Foote stalking clip…all balls.
In Foooteball News today ….
Local Derby
the Lions v People of Pacifico should be a great match .
We are the pride of Brisbane Town.
Pacifica, Pacifico
I wonder what the Latino languages will do with the current fad of gender nothingness, the male and female play such a big part of every sentence uttered.
I guess they’ll be cancelled and rightly so.
Will Tyler Wright have to bend over for 5 minutes every heat now? BLM was around for years before she felt the need for a scraped knee and a good fisting
Is it just for fashion?
I think about Tyler and Ellie a lot these daze.
Pacificxe, Pacificzè? Pacificellos or Pacificellas? Shit now we’re back to masculine/feminine. The only solution is to cancel the Spanish language
And French, Italian, Brasilian,
Philippines been woke for centuries thay don’t say he or she, they say, it.
Tagalog it is! Duarte for World President
You can’t help yourself SSD
Haha. I’m not that extreme. Plus he’d probably line up BeachGritters faster than the meth chefs
They desperately needed a tidy up over there.
You couldn’t get in a cab without Gettin your ear chewed off and him offering his sister to you.
Sorry I meant, it offering his thing to you
I like to move move it …. could be with he , she or it , or a thing
Me thinks it likes Philippines … ? Ever since my mate Speg Mc , won the comp at Cloud Nine and took the money and got a set of brand new teeth somewhere else in ASIA
In French if their is one man and 1 million woman than one uses ils ( 3rd person masculine plural ) and not elles … ?
But my car , she’s so good is fine …
What time of year does Tyler usually go in heat?
Heard on a podcast where the gambler had a friend working with a pro womans team.
He would get a call when they would sync periods.
Guy would bet against the team syncing obviously.
Tilers are up for it as soon as they can scrape the glue off their fingers
Tilers are you for anything. That’s why they are tilers
They’re a great lay too
Eat Carpet ?
that costs 30. to reveal Wiggs
$30? Fuck that. I’ll just ask Ellie-Jean’s dad to search her bin for tampons.
Thats a good question. How will they adjust their languages so they don’t get cancelled? I guess its time that they just…listen.
Even the word THE has to be either male or female.
Fuken hell!!
I believe the audio has been deleted because the “man” was cowering inside the house and filming the cat through the window. He did not appear to chase it away or utter the words “no, no” or “get, get”. He is a fraud. Now, why was the man peeping through the window at the children playing in the street? Was the audio deleted so we could not hear the staccato smacking sound of his lubricated foreskin rolling back and forth over the head of his penis while he engaged in a savage masturbation ritual? It appears the cat was lucky to escape this nightmare.
I concur. The big (kinda small one actually) cat heard the unholiest of human noises, glanced back and ran for cover under pedo-truck. Then again, if you ever hear a mt lion in heat/getting boned in the canyon next to your house you’d think there was a santanic sex orgy taking place. Very disturbing sounds.
Like big Stags’ mating call . Very common where I lived in the forest surrounding the beach side village in France ….. The game , starting in October , was to go with the local girls in the night and penetrate (?) as deep into the forest as one dared and then run like shit when the Stags got way too close . Mating call seemed to stimulate human females as well ….?
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Bloody Carlos Santana.
New band name; Mentallica
Yeah, he filmed instead of helping.
This is a problem. The phone is not life.
That cat could take out a kid on a bike easy.
And this fuck claims to have intervened?
Intervene by non intervention? Maybe he uses psychic mind control and gets inside the animal mind?
Was checking the surf at dawn in HB… like every other day and came within 50 yards of a bigger cat.
So sinewy and quick twitch. So still as it stares at you.
Was checking the early in my car alone on the cliff at surfies pt on PI and had a wallaby sit on the bench next to car having a look.
got relatives on phillip I. decent beach break and a sort of left if I remember right.
Surfies is a decent right.
Ive never surfed left pt, always looks crowded
It was 1974, my last visit.
Relatives moved away, inland and I visited Torquay several times in the 80’s and never went back to the island.
Its a bit further for me to drive,I usually go to the Mornington Penninsula.
Mom was driving, I was a willing victim with a borrowed single fin.
You probably know the Hemsworths are from PI.
Guy at works holiday house is next door.
Says their mum was always known as the yummy mum.
No, I was in love with my cousin, 3 years older.
You could fit my world in the smile of her eyes.
Lucky for me, surfing replaced distant incest. Well, not lucky cause all I got was a hug.
Relative Humidity
The sweat on your balls when you’re banging your cousin.
You can take the boy out of Boston , but not Boston out of the boy … ?
I try
No nostalgia for the old town ? Curently watching season 2 of The Handmaid’s Tale ( better late than never )with the heroine hiding out in a derelict building , formerly the Boston Globe …..
Nah..I’m actually turned off by every man and his dog thinking they are a tough guy.
Ray Donovan is the worst.My father was born and raised in South Boston,I was born there, but we moved to more mutli cultural section where my mother grew up.
The father in Ray Donovan is an insult to my father any guy his age that is from SB.They would never act like a complete tool.
Don’t point when you can nod, and don’t nod when you can wink.
Best movie about how it really was is Monument Ave.Its free in sections on Youtube.
The scene where Martin Sheen tells them where he is from is where I grew up mostly.
Home is where you make it …I sincerely hope you are enjoying being somewhere else .
Yeah,I feel a stranger there now.
My world is here. Thing is..I just lost my social group as it revolved around basketball, muay thai, and volleyball parents.
Bloody pest this F@€kin virus …. I lucked out in Oz in the first half of the year because I saw my close friends and family just about everyday at the beach , because they had nothing else they could do and nowhere else they could go . Weird times …. spent the first 25 years under the threat of a nuclear cloud , which turned into nothing only to have modern society taken hostage by a microscopic pieces of shit 30 years down the track … go figure .
I’m on holidays atm, procrastinating going for a bike ride.
You’re in Germany as I remember? I chat weekly with an old housemate from Ulm. We were just msging about the airlines and how Lufthansa is letting people go. I was reading back a few months ago how Australia is in trouble with losing pilots. They have to keep their hours up to keep their license. We will have a problem when we can actually fly again.
Forgot..I lived in Jamaica Plain where my mother was from.
If you listen to Rogan, this is the supposedly tough place he lived in Boston.
It’s fine, he loves to hype shit up.
Fucking guy believed Kelly when he said there are crocs 15′ wide here
Spotlight movie about the Globe and the church is kinda boring but got good reviews.
Kid that I grew up with sitting next to in school and playing hockey with sparked the whole thing.Google Garry Garland and a good picture comes up of when he was going to court for trying to stab our old priest teacher.
His kid Conor plays is a good player for Arizona Coyotes.
There are 2 Hayes brothers in the NHL
Their father Kevin was the bookie and coke dealer in my pub.
Was a bumper sticker popular in the 80’s…Kevin Hayes owes me money too.(he never paid out, everybody had them)
Story goes…he walks out the pub and sees one.Blows out all the windows. Kid runs out of the pub and asks wtf you doing? Kevin asks if he owes him money? No.
I do now.Walks away
I’m just glad he escaped Miley Cyrus. All that bad music and skankiness must’ve been soul crushing. Hopefully he didn’t leave behind any hair or whatever else she could use to put a voodoo hex on his ass
I was checking the surf alone at my old beach in France when , I saw a big , brown dog come bolting up the dune path towards me , then realized it was a big wild pig coming my way …. I jumped up and it saw me , then it took off like a bat out of hell into the forest .
On another surf check ,I won the trifecta …. I went with my then 4 year old son, from Manyana to buy Nutella at Bendalong . I want to check south Bendalong , NO WAY DAD NUTELLA ! , so 50 m later a huge Kangaroo , way taller than the oversized rental car follows us up the road at walking pace , kid was stoked … Bendalong shop has Nutella , Kid super stoked …. Wind has gone southerly, so drive over to the northern side of the headland and spot a pod of Dolphins 20 m from the carpark at a little reef break I surfed at in my teens , and the kid is screaming , I LOVE SURF CHECKS DAD !
Surf checks at the moment involve keeping a wary eye out for snakes enjoying the spring warmth. Have seen a few pythons out our way and a Red Belly Black snake. Some healthy Browns been talked about too. If I remember, I’ll post a photo of the biggest python we’ve seen at our place who was chilling under a tree and then moved off. 10′, head as big as the back of my wife’s hand and thick as. He was getting a bit of grief from the local birds so moved off.
Lemon,wife’s hand , next to the Py ( thon )
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This is the accompanying text she sent:
“I have dog because of mother fucking huge snake in front yard.”
She’s a poet, (non-snorkelling).
This mortal coil ….
Same for nudie beaches.
Could be some explaining to do
Not so scared of pale white worms.
Nah….I’ve got one, nothing to worry about.
Nearly ran over a big brown one the other week. At least 15′ long.
That’s funny.
I pulled up for a surf check somewhere around Port Stephens years back.
Car next to me had the woman that gets dragged out for the surf check sitting in the passengers seat.
Guy walks past me as I climb the hill and says it’s a girl day.
All blown out. I always use that one.
Ive only seem one once in my life and it was radical. At night driving and these huge eyes reflected back at me. Slowed down to a stop and the thing just looked at me like “what the fuck do you want”. It was in the other lane and from its head, by the door handle of my Toyota, to end of its tail was past the front of the truck. My biologist friend says there’s actually a lot of them and to be careful hiking around the hills out here
Joe Rogan approves.
Fish and Game saved me. Said the thing found it’s way down the river channel from the mountains and was eating small pets in the neighborhoods around Magnolia and the wetlands.
Knew it was serious, but it effected me later…. wrote about it on another blog years ago.
Yeah man, they can and will fuck you up. Glad you had a good experience!
Not good, lucky AF
The equation in my mind is unresolved. Run for my truck across 100yards of soft sand, or jump down a 6′ berm and swim the shore break. I had no choice, I was just figuring out how to land the jump cause if I missed that thing was on me. There was a slide about 5 yards toward the cat, but instinct screams don’t go any closer. That was my only chance.
Sirens interrupted my decision.
Wow! That is lucky. Scary shit. My biology friend who is not exactly a gun person recommended packing if I venture into hills and shit. As much as I like to think it might save me, the chances are the cat would jump me before I knew what hit me. Usually my dogs go ape shit over things like that so hopefully I’d have warning. There’s a ton of deer around so big kitty is well fed and most likely sleeping the day away when I might be near
I ran a rose farm in Somis… inland oxnard. Only real job of my life.
Fixing irrigation on my knees in a back field that ends in a deep arroyo. The hillside next to the field is 6 feet of tall grass, dead as gold.
Got my back to the hillside when the truck pulls up. Fish and Game.
I’m a city kid, have not touched guns let alone shoot em. F &G reads me the riot act about working the back field unarmed. Tall grass is cover for the golden animal. Plenty around.
Then he asked about my rattlesnake protocol for my employee’s.
Rattlesnake protocol?
He tore me apart in my office, earshot of all the employees who pretended not to know english until they did.
Good stuff! Have they built tract houses over all that? Its such an awesome part of California. Always love scanning that area from airplane if I’m on the side of the plane for it.
I was recruited by the new owners and had to double as GM to hit my commission levels on sales. They fucked me, but they needed me… never had dealt with such a complicated business situation. Money was crazy so I crafted my path.
Anyways, it sold to a decadent hollywood fuck who tore out 156,000 rose bushes to build his wife an equestrian center.
156,000 english DAvid Austin Roses…. ???? Didn’t even sell them to Beverly Hills landscape architects (my idea). No, bulldozed every last one of 52 acres.
I cried like the Indian looking over the polluted river in the 70’s TV ads.
Man, dealing with those types will do it to you! He probably tore the out just to be a cunt. Always dig your stories, amigo!
ur lucky bugger
Jedi
The Uri Geller Paw Patrol ….meets South Pacific the Musical ?
I’m gonna bend that cat right out of my hair
I’m gonna bend that cat right out of my hair
and send him on his way ……
Fuckin eh, you have been crushing it today! I’m in awe. My wife and kids think I’m on shrooms from all the giggling and laughs
are you on shrooms?
We’re all friends here Scott…we don’t judge.
Yeah Scott, come clean amigo…. all those fires freaked you out so you have to recaliberate?
Might be the heat and fire panic dislodged some psylicibin molecules in my brain from previous use?
RESIDUALS!!!!
I wish! Got any?
Odd as it sounds….
Not all heroes wear capes. He may have been concerned there was a great white lurking in the hall way. Pretty selfless really
Either way he is a wanker.
I’d sooner pay money to read a smut off between you and DR than see a Coffey sister’s battered minge.
Pure filth!