Man bitten on shoulder by 10-foot Bull Shark almost immediately after entering water in “very rare medical crisis” for Florida Keys

Concerning.

Some places are luckier than others, I suppose, when it comes to experiencing very rare medical crises. They are entirely commonplace in New York City, say, or Los Angeles with much personnel and infrastructure at the ready. Emergency rooms, equipment, etc.

Not so common, apparently, in the Florida Keys which witnessed a severe and unprovoked shark attack, yesterday, by a likely 10-foot Bull.

According to reports, Andrew Charles Eddy, 30, from Atlanta was in the Keys vacationing with family and decided to jump into the crystalline water for a delightful snorkel.

Snorkeling, as you should know, is one of the most sublime activities on earth and generally under-appreciated but what could be better than floating on the surface, passively watching a most colorful tableau beneath?

Darling, it’s better down where it’s wetter, take it from me… except in the case of Eddy who was bitten on the shoulder before he even had a few seconds to enjoy.

The local sheriff’s office had received earlier information that there was a Bull Shark in the area but no one was fishing or chumming the waters where the attack occurred.

Eddy’s relatives and onlookers sprung into action and gave him first aid until he was airlifted to a Miami hospital.

“This was a very rare medical crisis for the Florida Keys, but everyone came together – including those witnesses on the boat to 911 communicators to all our emergency responders – in order to ensure this victim received life-saving care,” Sheriff Rick Ramsay said in a statement.

This whole incident is troubling as it appears as if the Bull was intent on causing pain and suffering while a human partook in the sublime drift. If Eddy had been surfing provocatively it would have at least made sense but snorkeling?

Idyllic.

The Sport of Poets.

Something Henry David Thoreau would have done had snorkels been invented.

Concerning.

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James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago

Those crazy romantic poets , Byron and Shelley were too busy sailing …. though a snorkel might have saved them from drowning…. and us from the cape named Byron and all those Shelley beaches around the world …?

SSD
SSD
6 years ago

Tableau is a great word. Especially on BeachGrit or a Pavement song

Here we go
She’s on a hidden tableau
Just a 2-for-1
And the 2-for-1
Is right down my alleyside
I’m just a wasted behind

https://youtu.be/YiVVSS44ovg

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago

How’s that story about the dude’s board washing up in the Philippines two years after a wipeout at Waimea? Anyone got any local knowledge of the guy?

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago

I’m confused as to what this has to do with the developing Ellie Jeans Covfefe Peach Drought.

Is it over? Has a vaccine been developed overnight? Has the Impeachment worked? Has Eric Logan been buying them all up to keep the WSL hands sanitised?

Why hasn’t the lamestream main media outlets including Fox been covering this humanitarian crisis?

Obviously BG-Anon is the only source of real newds.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

The Guardian is reporting that juicy peaches are being affected by climate change as is just about everything they write.

SSD
SSD
6 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Your word cut-up game is solid! Keep at it William S ChannelBurroughs!

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
6 years ago

Any updates on Coffey? Bored with shark stories now.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
6 years ago

send me $80, what do you want to know?

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
6 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

If she will accept a sponsorship deal from BeachGrit..

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

If you can track her down just approach and make a vague statement while at a 45 degree angle to her
Then make a vaguely disparaging remark about her appearance.
You’ll be up to your nuts in her guts about 15 minutes later.
Source.
The Game
Neill Strauss.
I can confirm this does actually work.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
6 years ago

Ha! Excellent advice. Also, nuts in guts! Underutilized saying.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

Ive got no idea how Tyler goes about it but it must be fascinating stuff.
Maybe she’s been the driving force behind the price of peaches, with all that BLM money she got recently.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
6 years ago

Snorkelling sucks.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
6 years ago

Is a Snorkeller
Swimming without a snorkel
Really a Drowner?

SSD
SSD
6 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Drownkler?

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
6 years ago
Reply to  SSD

Sprinkler.

SSD
SSD
6 years ago

Oddly I find it useful to erase the symptoms of a five star hangover. Works great until you stumble back on the beach or find you are a mile out to sea

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
6 years ago

not sure which I would be least comfortable around. a ten foot bull shark or a bloke with 3 first names.

and lose the word “shark” from the titile and you got yourself a really rare medical crisis.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
6 years ago

Personally, I would prefer if you didn’t scare the snorkellers out of the water.

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
6 years ago

The Sport of Poets?…
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

SSD
SSD
6 years ago

Who the hell downvoted KVF?

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
6 years ago
Reply to  SSD

Good question, I had to break out the laptop to crack this case, Scott. The answer- Beau Toichi. But that only leaves us with another mystery… WHY???

SSD
SSD
6 years ago

Good work agent GH! The real mystery box s why?!? Jealousy, self hatred or just big clumsy thumbs that can’t work his phone?

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago

Bullshark
Lacerations
Matter…

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
6 years ago

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