Unpolished mid-century diamond a short drive from a litany of world-class waves seeks new owner…
A little over one year ago, the former world #2 Luke Egan, described as the “the best all-around surfer in the world after Kelly Slater”, sold his redundant beachside bunker for six-mill, shovelling $3.5 mill from the sale into a a mid-century shack on a sprawling hunk of wildly fertile dirt wrapped in a downy luminous green grass.
The Morris House, as it was called, was offered for the first time in sixty-four years and, even in its slightly run-down form on Sydney’s exclusive Burraneer peninsula there it had a gorgeous skeleton that required little more than a quick blow and go, as they say, to make it spectacularly liveable.
Surprise, then, when the joint reappeared on the market recently, listed for auction on June 29 with hopes, obviously, of a little more than the three-and-a-half the Egans, which also includes his Fox Sports presenter wife Jess Yates, paid in December 2022.
With buying and selling costs hitting a quarter-of-a-mill anything under four mill will be considered a rare misstep for the home-flipping whiz, whose real estate chips are the stuff of legend.

Egan, who turns fifty-five this year, retired from the world tour prematurely, it was felt, in 2005 to become a marketing manager for Billabong, leaving eight years later.
Egan shifted his myriad surfing skills into a gig as an elite surf coach, helping propel Joel Parkinson and Caroline Marks to world titles and, lately, was in Cole Houshmand’s corner when he drove his jackboot into the neck of Gabriel Medina to win the Bells Beach tournament.
Want to buy 411 Woolooware Road, Burraneer, and live a decent life with sunshine on your face, grass to gambol upon and all a shortish drive to world-class waves?
Contact the selling realtor here.
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subbing out for scaping costs first bids was $800/month for the pictures 800-FOR WINDOWS/We doo dog walkin…leave your key under the mat…we’ll take the rest~with care/
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Sprawling quarter acre?
needs a hammock, a shaping shed, and a sustainable back room…
Good on him. Rumor is Louie to my ears was a smart cunt and leveraged what earning and money he made into real estate.
As much as Im a bitter jealous cunt ill never hate on another man coming correct and getting his.
Harmony. population…bulldoze?
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… just how ‘shortish’ will that drive be to ‘world-class waves’ and, importantly, in which direction????
These days ya get people making grand statements of rubbish. Like the Matildas are Australia’s greatest sporting team, you know complete dribble from the feminine agenda… “Best all round surfer after Kelly Slater” wow.
The Depactus label Luke Egan owned that went bankrupt owing Mark Healy, Matt Meola money gets quickly forgotten.
Wow, forgot all about that.
Another classic Reilly “rich pro-surfer real estate story” designed to make us all envious and pissed off at the same time. Bask in the glory of those that have been “kissed on the dick by a fairy”
It is taking me a while to understand Australian English as it is written, especially by these sly hipster surfer scribes, but hey, when I was 16, it only took me 3 viewings ( On Beta tape and at the movies) to perfectly understand what every character was saying in the original Mad Max, you know, before Hollywood taught Mel Gibson to speak “American OZ”. Anyhow, this site has some of the most interesting surf news around, even for a bloody Drongo like meself!
^this guy is cool!^ welcome Gile
This makes me feels better about never owning property in this lifetime. We never own anything, really.
Matt wtf are you smoking?
There is no way Luke Egan is (or was) a better all round surfer than Andy Irons. And even if you want to restrict it to still alive he’s not even the best all round surfer out of New South Wales (ahead of occy or tom carroll???).
I mean hes a pretty rad surfer with a good vertical backhand and good in hollow lefts but i’d put Machado ahead of him and probably a few more if I thought about it.
I’d generously
Rank Luke Egan Australia’s
19th best goofy
In my eyes nobody has ever had a better backhand than Bobby M….. Kelly included.
Hobgoods
Bobby in point breaks yes but Andy’s backhand all around was better imo.
You never saw mine, baby.
That house looks original 50s-60s modernist. It’d be a crime to knock that down.
Australia needs far stronger architectural preservation laws.
for sure, that’s a sick little bit of architecture.
Luke’s biggest property mistep was letting Natalie go..
Just looked her up. Seeing that she got remarried right after maybe he was the one who got let go. She went for that multi-millionaire cash.
Seems he has a thing for television presenters. Can’t blame the lad.
The new guys a billionaire.. Luke met Nat when she was a teenage billabong model. Him being a top tier team rider. He definitely got her at her best, if that’s some conciliation
Is that the same Natalie that was the model for cheetah swimwear? She was fucking hot!!! Also dated munga Barry.
Amazing observation old cock! Bless!!
Xox
Best all round surfers win titles
Luke Egan would have declared Luke Egan in that love myself voice.
Did someone say the H word?
DHMF, the #708,476,483rd ranked anonymous internet commenter in the world, still doesn’t know how Parko won a world title. Tennis gonna tennis.
kelp. the future/
There’s a special place in hell for people who flip real estate.
And do VRBO’s/AirB&B’s
Hell filled up a long time ago, yes there’s many a dirt bags taking full advantage of capitalism but nothing else is worth a shit that’s why we regulate where and when necessary and it’s messy requiring people stay engaged but with the collective IQ in our country getting lower Year after Yeàr it’s going to be hard to get honest real people elected over the money grubbing criminals and rich corrupt egomaniacs like the Dumpster himself Don the Con Trump and the syophocants who sniff his ass
Enjoy this election cry is free
When I think of Australia’s housing market, I think of The Netherlands, about 186 times smaller than Australia, with a population 1.5 times smaller. And I wonder….
…. If I could fall into the sky
Do you think time would pass me by?
‘Cause you know I’d walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you
Tonight….
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Ironically this video was filmed in the same neighborhood…
😂😂😂
Go to Japan and buy somewhere cheap for cents on the dollar. Plus japanese birds are worth a dabble if you find the right one.
Check out hachise house company, they buy old traditional Japanese houses and renovate them.
good lookin’ out! that’s where you are, ya?
Nah i’m in Australia, though constantly entertaining the idea of moving. Someone posting on here lives in Japan though (Shikoku I think). Might need a keyword search. Check out that web site, there’s some ripper houses come up. One of the benefits of a declining population rate.
i’m gonna get all over this, dude.
This is the hard hitting surf journalism we have been accustom to. It’s been a minute.
Don’t get too comfy
Always egg shells