Ivanka Trump (pictured) savaging wind surfers on Lex Fridman.
Ivanka Trump (pictured) savaging wind surfers on Lex Fridman.

Former first daughter Ivanka Trump savages “violent, manipulating” wind surfers in Lex Fridman sit down

A heavy blow.

Paris is bustling with activity ahead of the 2024 Olympic Games but my days are relatively serene. Wake early, get an americano, come home and rouse daughter who puts on her pink leotard, pink tights and pulls hair into tight bun, walk to the train to ride to Paris Opera’s ecole de danse, deposit her behind the iron gate, leave, find a cafe, sit, ponder the meaning of surfing, ride the train back to the ecole, retrieve her, eat a late dinner and retire.

It’s comforting to know that I’m not alone. That other thinkers are out there wondering what it all means. Important minds like the august Sam George and Ivanka Trump.

The latter recently sat across from computer head and podcaster Lex Fridman in order to share deeper thoughts. “In a lot of water sports I feel you are manipulating the environment,” the former first daughter begins, adding, “and there’s something that can be a little violent about it. Like, look at wind surfing. Whereas with surfing you’re in harmony with it. You’re not fighting it, you’re flowing with it.”

Ivanka Trump: Politics, Family, Real Estate, Fashion, Music, and Life | Lex Fridman Podcast #436

Wind surfers certainly did not see that attack coming and must be reeling. Sorting out how their violent manipulation came to be so obvious. To be honest, I’ve never had a problem with our miniature sailing brothers and sisters. Any time the wind is good for them it is not good for me, and so I don’t mind them at all.

Trump then went on to describe a horror surf session where she packed five waves on the head while trying to make it into the lineup but, otherwise, harmony prevailed.

David Lee Scales and I touched on her words and also how Billy Kemper recently sucked up to Mark Zuckerberg on Instagram. A fine show certainly worth listening to.

Bon apetit.

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Andy Starr

windsurfing rules!! 50 years now!!! its those damn kiters ivanka’s fuckin lame

No Feelings

Lex Fridman is a robot from Boston Dynamics, right? It’s getting a little closer to passing the Turing Test, but it still has a long way to go.

Otto

Biden is such an unabashed plagiarizer he even plagiarized Trump’s orange spray tan.

Sean Connery

Sean’s 2024 Top 5 Least Favorite Surfers-
1. Billy Kemper
2. Jacob “Im in denial that I am going bald” Szekely
2. JOB
3. Ben Gravy
4. Anyone slip sliding down a point on a craft with no fins

Rocks local

re 4, wtf is up with the mats?

@surfads

Zekely was out at Keramas last week and was actually surprisingly chill in the water.

Dim Sim

Deffo big Biden neck in that snap. Best of luck our USD friends, you are properly fucked no matter which way it goes in November. 2 egomaniacs having a crack rather than either party putting forward the best person for the job. Weird times. And with Putin and Xi and Kim gettin MFF or MFM friendly we could do with a bit of leadership from the US but that’s not happening for another 4 years. Fucken sucks.

Dogsnuts

J’ai besoin a écouter a cette après.
Fete Pete!
Xox

Dogsnuts

Toutes les mondes ici je ne connais pas que ils sont j’étudie a parles français tous les jours ohlalalalala c’est magnifique.
Xox

Tom

Just beautiful – got no fucking idea what saying but just seems to roll xxx

Dogsnuts

Merci beaucoup mon frere, tu est magnifique.
Xox

FL Skunk Ape

Who hasn’t blown up a mailbox or two when they were kids? https://www.khon2.com/local…

No Feelings

I never did. Heard it was a Federal crime. Did plenty of other things but avoided the wrath of Thurn and Taxis. Just used Tristero instead.

deeks

there’s no way he had anything to do with her creation.
What he’d squirt comes in a sachet at maccas

Beef & Beer

Ivanka could’ve easily been an Olympic surfer judging by this recent shot of her ripping it up in solid 5 footers

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Stick man

I’d beat.

Dim Sim

Fark, so close but so far. The search for perfect cameltoe goes on. BTW, apropos of nuthin (cos this joint is perfectly unhinged and comment is free and all that sort of free jazz) the bestest insult I have ever experienced in an office was about a dude’s male cameltoe. Once heard, never unseen.

c4

High school never ends.

Huckleberry

😂

channelbottom

She could probably out-surf me at this stage.

deeks

little steps brother .
I surfed today and I’m hearing ya.

AI (for ever) .

Trump or Biden.

america the world is laughing out loud at you no matter who you choose

FL Skunk Ape

Yeah it’s pretty sad that these are our two candidates. But end of the day Citizens United is what put us here. We have fully transitioned to an oligarchy, something I warned about over 15 years ago. Money wins.

Rocks local

Citizens United = the most Orwellian name for a case (and group) ever.

deeks

black and white
Chirosqauo lighting
the whole ten yards

Rocks local

what a god awful predicament. And all because the members of Biden’s team are so addicted to power they decided to lie and tell everyone the obvious truth about his condition was all fake news.

This is like the political version of Weekend at Bernie’s


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