"Peters allowed a former surfer affiliated with (MyPillow's) Mike Lindell, Conan Hayes, to observe the software update..."
One of the biggest surfing surprises of the last three plus years is the turn of Conan Hayes from former top Hawaiian pro surfer, and co-founder of RVCA, into a Maxwell Smart-esque character at the very center of the still-lingering election scandal of 2020. You’ll have no trouble remembering all the spicy bobs and weaves. Donald J. Trump, then sitting President of the United States, feeling he won only to be upended by one “Sleepy” Joe Biden at the finish line.
Trump had many in his corner, vying to prove that he was robbed including a mustachioed pillow magnate named Mike Liddell. Liddell formed up a crack team to prove voter fraud including former Colorado clerk Tina Peters who slipped Hayes a badge so he could make sneaky.
Per CNN:
Peters allowed a former surfer affiliated with Lindell, Conan Hayes, to observe the software update and make copies of the hard drive using the security badge of a local man, Gerald Wood, who Peters said worked for her. But while prosecutors say Peters committed identity theft by taking Wood’s security badge and giving it to Hayes to conceal his identity, the defense says Wood was in on the scheme so Peters did not commit a crime by doing that.
Well, the Martha Stewart doppelganger was just found guilty for the bit of intrigue by a jury of her peers. Peters, CNN continued reporting, was convicted of three counts of attempting to influence a public servant, one count of conspiracy to commit criminal impersonation, first-degree official misconduct, violation of duty and failing to comply with the secretary of state.
She was cleared of identity theft charges and also denied knowing Hayes.
Heady days.
Hayes, of course, has experience with surf clothing and also with toys. Do you think his association with the aforementioned Liddell will get him interested in the pillow racket?
Lucrative, I hear.
More as the story develops.
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Lindell brah. Not Liddell.
Mark was a ripper
lots of jealous california democrat faggots in these comments
MVGA
Con-anon…
Is that the right application of that quip?
are they illegal cigarettes behind him
who is this cunt anyway
You never watch The Show or Loose Change? Bruhhhh!
I’ll get onto it
The Show first.
The “my eyes won’t dry” series was pretty sick for the time. Especially part I.
Fuck it. If we can forgive Woody and Roman surely Conan can be absolved.
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In 1998 this wave was a very big deal.
Has anyone tried a bamboo ‘Bambillo’ pillow ?
I’ve seen the TV ads heaps, and they look quite good, but haven’t tried one yet.
What pillow brand (and filling type) is this “mustachioed pillow magnate named Mike Liddell” involved in ?
Is there truth in the story that BG is bringing out its own range of pillows ?
is Mike related to Mark?
Pervert Wizard?
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Yes!! Just like the actions of the real Pervert Wizard, this must be milked for all it’s worth
Conan just needs a bubble window van to match that diddler delux style beard
“first-degree official misconduct”
sounds like ordinary daily activity in The White House
“Pokey bum wank in the tea room”, written warning and a snickers.
Xox
Maxwell smart-esque?
Is Conan playing seigfried, or starker?
max, you sure all swellin inside me…Luv Barbra-86
imagine tossing it all away for that sentient haemorrhoid.
Quite the fall from grace. Was a sick surfer. Had a hot girlfriend. Business. Now all he has is a silly beard and a bunch of trouble. And for what?
Official surfer of the white house.
Pretty sure Mike Pence was a shredder back in the day.
Who wasnt?
Chas…
lol
team meeting …”we’re thinking ’bout gettin a breasted and registered…care giver…”
ink black is prop65 haz mat,,,wear 95 neck rubberbands, twist ‘wm!
Sponsored by Proud Boys.
Hes gay?
Total bear vibes.
Conan, Kalani Robb, Luke Stedman and now the guy from Hawaii 5 0.
Gotta be a story on Malia Jones from Chas eventually
Caught a smile from her while she was paddling back out and I behind the curtain on fun afternoon at Rocky Rights..Was having a super session! Had a guy paddle up give nice compliment said “That was the best off top he’d ever seen!” Sooner than later during that super session a seriously jacked hoale tried to burn me and I made him ride high as the wave got to its steepest section he got tossed with the lip. Spent the next couple sets trying not get my ass beat while defending myself for being closest to the peak and him dropping in on me. When smoke cleared she was gone. Was riding a 6’4″ Rick Hamon. “This haole was ripping, Bra!”
dental records are us/
Just like this Peter’s lady, Malia denies that she knows Conan.
Election fraud exploits with the MyPillowCunt aside, that beard is by far the most questionable decision Conan’s made in the last 5yrs.
Disguise(read photo caption)=fake beard.