Beach Bums not welcome in Laguna Beach. Photo: Beach Bum
Beach Bums not welcome in Laguna Beach. Photo: Beach Bum

Laguna Beach surfer artist locals push city officials to regulate cigarette smoking, Smirnoff Ice drinking outsiders

"It’s a slice of heaven and it’s getting really crappy.”

Ahhhh summer in coastal Southern California. A blanket of gray that lovingly smothers the Pacific touching bits into middle July. Millions, cooking inland, fleeing their god-forsaken lands to cool themselves in the temperate waters. The joys of cultural mingling and understanding.

Except this year where rage is percolating and particularly in Laguna Beach long known for its surf adjacency (Gotcha was headquartered here) and gentle artists (once a year people pretend to be in paintings).

But you recall learning of the Laguna Beach surf-artist who roped off a portion of sand in front of her house then screamed expletives at a mother and child daring trespass.

She, it appears, just the tip of the spear. The entire community is up in arms, mad as hell and, apparently, not willing to take it any more. Local Greg Viviani goes down to the beach and picks up loads of trash himself, also finding empty bottles of green apple flavored Smirnoff Ice and sex toys, according to The Los Angeles Times. “It never ends,” he told the paper. “You can clean it all up in one day and it’ll be covered with trash tomorrow.”

Others, calling it “destructive tourism” are pushing city officials to do something about the mess and taking out local advertisements targeting “litter, cigarette smoke and loud vehicle exhaust.

“I know we’re all very protective of our community, but we’re getting this everywhere, and I don’t think we can necessarily expect it to change because it gets hot inland and people just pour in here,” Mayor Sue Kempf said at a city council meeting. “It’s a problem.”

Joanne McMahon, who grew up either in or near Laguna Beach, felt the issue was tourist promotion, declaring, “I feel like we’re promoting tourism to the point of just over impact. Why do we need to continue to promote this for visitors? We can’t handle what we’ve got now” later adding, “It’s a slice of heaven and it’s getting really crappy.”

War in paradise.

Which side would you take? Ciggies and Smirnoffs or Pageant of Masters?

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Capt Sensible

Over tourism is capitalism,s cancer it allways kills its self.

tim_nelsen

can anyone of you people confirm the following…surfer’s and their associations are not people…WEIRD?

tim_nelsen

From The LA Times: “Here’s how to properly asborg to pet feces from you’re front yard.”

Board Barnacle

Who really cares for So Cal anyway? Other than Tom Curren no real contributions to surfing.

Surf Coach/Great Human

Tad more if we count SoCal Honorary Citizens like Fil

FL Skunk Ape

Sex toys? Where’s Wiggolly

tim_nelsen

paddling a straight line. and Kid’s put the taco supreme away!

ValiantScorn

Who takes bong tugs with a lighter? Dudes a cop!

KnostMalone

Just think if there was surf in Laguna (I know there are spots that sometimes break)…shit would really hit the fan!

Rich Marx

good bodysurfing though

KnostMalone

True that!

Picard Madeoff

Had breakfast at Wild Taco late Sunday morning and the east of the 5 crowd was all over the sidewalks, on PCH and fortunately skipping one of the great meals in Laguna. Let’s keep it a secret as I don’t want to see their sex toys on the floor while I eat.

Montana Surfers Journal

Ah yes, Wild Taco, where me and the lady’s 4 a la carte street tacos cost $25 last week. Damn you PCH commercial leasing, DAMN YOU!!!

Picard Madeoff

BUT the food is so good!!! We were at $43 for three of us Sunday morning

Montana Surfers Journal

Solid tacos, but Taco Stand burritos are a superior product for a far superior price. Adolfo’s too for the culture of it all

Picard Madeoff

Absolutely agree! BUT have you ever witnessed your mid twenties kid get hit on by a late 50s lady at Javiers?

Montana Surfers Journal

Dad? Is that you?

Picard Madeoff

SHHH! Don’t tell anyone I’m on here especially mom as she has no idea I’m a degenerate!

ValiantScorn

Psst, she knows!

Picard Madeoff

Fair point. I met her when I was still ski bunming, before I cut my hair…

ValiantScorn

It was the hair….

Picard Madeoff

Most of which is gone now…but at least I have a beer gut to compensate.

Noncompetitor

My bad

Happy Camper

Dude, you got jipped.
there’s a great little place on the corner of PCH and Brooks Street where you can get 2 tacos for a dollar.

Occ Topus

😆
Super dependable, open 24hrs a day, AND stumbling distance from the Dirty Bird.

Happy Camper

Sandpiper was the best. many games of pool and darts played, much dancing and take away tacos.
when I travel for work in L.A., I always stay at the Del Camino about two blocks away.

Picard Madeoff

Tell me more, is their salsa as good and how about the tortillas? Ate at Olemendi’s Saturday, can those 2 dollar tacos match their red sauce?

tim_nelsen

see the full-length movie pics? penguins in a death spiral?

Happy Camper

I love Laguna Beach, even though it is almost entirely populated by snobs.

However, in my younger days, when looking for late night or breakfast Taco, Laguna was the place to go. It seemed that the Laguna Beach Taco distributors much preferred imported burrito, to the local brand.

Occ Topus

Once upon a time, it was a haven for artists, hippies, gays, and other social outcasts. Good surf too, for those who know when & where to look.

Picard Madeoff

Like east of the 5 tacos and burritos?

tim_nelsen

geek squad is ragging on the bell…vut software delivewred

JohnsKnees

I am sure Sue Kampf has a solution just cant quite put my finger on it

Noncompetitor

Her son Surf Kampf rips, saw him at Thalia

tim_nelsen

“Can’t put my finger on the boat…”

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Sex toys on the beach…sounds like DR was doing research for this article but you hijacked it, Chas.

Picard Madeoff

I thought I saw DR hitchhiking up Laguna Canyon Sat night, in front of the Jeep place, around 10pm with a toy in one hand and a can of whipped cream in the other. Seemed like a normal night to me


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