“Ain’t f#king leaving this joint just yet”
If you know, you know, as the saying goes and the video footage of Kai Mckenzie being chased and attacked by a Great White bigger than you might’ve thought possible is the sorta loop that’ll stay in your mind forever.
The footage of the attack, from Kai’s filmer, was provided, we believe, to local authorities as part of their investigation where it was subsequently leaked.
In late July, a week when fifteen tagged Great Whites were tracked around Port Macquarie, Rage team rider Kai McKenzie joined a rapidly growing group of surfers from around those parts whose lives have been irrevocably changed by the sharp spike in Great White activity.
Kai Mckenzie, who is twenty-three, was hit by the Great White while surfing a breakwall, or jetty if you prefer, in Port Mac, yeah, same joint the one-time title contender Mick Campbell was from.
Kai belted the shark even after it took off his right leg, made it to shore alive, but barely, where an off-duty copy ripped off his dog’s lead to fashion a tourniquet thereby saving the kid’s life.
His leg was miraculously washed ashore shortly after the attack where it was packed on ice, chucked on the car ferry that takes you back across the Hastings River and rushed, complete with cop escort to Port Macquarie Base Hozzy in the, as it turned out misplaced, hope it could be reattached.
Kai’s recovery has been closely followed and documented by a who’s who of Australian surfing including Noa Deane and Toby Cregan, as well as superstars like Bakersfield film and baby maker Dane Reynolds and Maui’s celeb shark attack survivor Bethany Hamilton.
In his latest post, upbeat and defiant as always, Kai Mckenzie has taken aim at news outlets, which for once don’t include this one, that posted leaked footage of the attack.
“Ain’t fucking leaving this joint just yet ps you news grubs stop posting my shit,” he writes.
A chorus of approval, rightly, followed:
“Goddamn iconic photo ur fuckin gnar,” writes Dane Reynolds.
“Up ya” Noa Deane.
Bethany Hamilton: Let’s gooo!
Craig Anderson: Weapon ❤️
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A whole cabin in Montana for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M
This guy can press grapes with me anytime
You should hear the gargle. Don’t get me going on the motor oil lube on the AK and where he wants that!
Mmmm AK
Wow I didn’t realize Bethany moved to Maui?
Kai rips! Wonder how long til he’s back in da water? Does he get a prosthetic or get a Boog?
it has come to my attention that every Australian surfer that has been attacked by a shark or suffered some debilitating incident; “rips”.
maybe ripping is not such good thing.
interesting study though; are sharks more attracted to rippers?
That’s cuz all Aussie’s rip mate. It’s what we do.
So he can just stand and pee down to the right. Average the time saved over his life of unzipping and pulling it out and wiggling the last few drops off and packing it back in and seems the shark did him a favor.
Just because I like looking at other beaches live I found a North Myrtle beach free cam that I look at every day for a minute. Hasn’t been rideable for three weeks. Is that normal?
Three yrs is normal.
It takes a special person to find tbe silver lining in these stories. But we are left to wonder if nugget porn is in his future?
Imagine the time you’d save if you stopped sitting down to piss.
But you ask me to, Otto. You say I get it all in your mouth better when I sit. Your call, sexy.
Dream athlete for a shoe sponsor, half the cost
the shark was actually a Hawaiian great white simply appropriating Kai’s leg same as Kai’s parents appropriated his name.
As someone with the elusive “I have black friends” badge I approve of this slam on cultural appropriation. Might be time to put on some Jimmy Hendricks and crank it up to eleven…while playing my air guitar upside down and lefty
*Jimi Hendrix
Thx, I was lazy.
ouch, you just got spell checked by Pauly.
Just having fun. actually one of my sons is named Kai, but born in Hawaii as was I and my father.
I absolutely deserved it!! Pauly is my hero and new spell check king!
completely understand the mistake as Jimmie Johnson used to race for Hendricks Racing
I don’t even know who that is, had to look him up
Did you give him a gender neutral name, just in case?
nah, it’s just that I’m a monosyllabic person which can make living in Hawaii very difficult.
Love…and Rockets
Cunt.
Xox
That’s my ex wife’s name.
She kept your surname?!?! Brutal!
Xox
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Hey look……the fact checker’s back
Hi Pauly
I don’t think the Welsh brought the word “Kai” to Hawaii as it is an ancient word in the language.
Have an absolutely spectacular day.
All i’m saying’s is maybe Kai’s parents like Dylan Thomas.
possible, but then maybe they would have named him Dylan…
or maybe they are the kind of people that welsh on their bets…
or they may enjoy a fine Welsh rabbit dinner….
only the great god of baby names knows.
My son’s middle name is Kai, and yes I feel I have some minor license to use it in the Hawaiian context, but also his Mum’s side is partly Danish, and they have ‘Kai’ as a cultural name up in that part of the world too.
… as they do in many other parts of the world.
https://www.parents.com/kai-name-meaning-origin-popularity-8630947#:~:text=In%20Europe%2C%20Kai%20is%20perceived,also%20use%20the%20name%20Kai.
But yeah… I agree it’s almost certainly cultural appropriation. Meh.
S.S. Beach Grit!!! Iceberg, dead ahead!
https://x.com/ajtourville/status/1834212840376344899
Kamala is reading this with a woody.
So is Michelle Obama
Guessing the footage was submitted to police on the hope they could potentially identify the white from a tag, with aim to make an arrest?
port mac police report he/she is unfortunately still on the loose, but to be aware of sharks, particularly great white sharks, in the vacinity that appear aggressive, as they may bite
certainly commendable policing in any case
Here in the US they don’t report on the color of perpetrators unless they are great whites
What a weapon indeed
Is the ALF avatar a response to canards regarding immigrants and cat eating?
Yes. I had been meaning to change it for ages as people still think I’m Munga when I comment. It was the first funny photo in my camera roll. I do love Alf too
Ads is back! In Pog/Avatar form!
The perfect avi would have been ALF wearing some sick wrap around speed dealers.
”off-duty copy” is the best kind of copy.
I’m guessing the Doyles’ love life improved after that romp