And did Kelly Slater's Chinese girlfriend hint the Champ might be next down the aisle?
In the game of big-wave sexy, there are Nathan Florence, Koa Rothman and Laura Enever, in that order, and daylight, as they say, between them and the rest of the rhino chasing gang.
Nathan, piebald but a powerlifter and Only Fans star, Koa, owner of a creamy tan handsomeness and bawdy surfer boy personality that could shuck anyone out of their drawers and then, Laura Enever, the former women’s world junior champ who, two years ago, rode the biggest wave ever paddled into by a woman.
Now, Laura Enever, who is thirty-two and who was the second alternate to compete in last year’s The Eddie Invitational, which was won by the on-duty North Shore lifeguard Luke Shepardson, has announced, via socials, her marriage to sexy DJ beau of eight years Jake Smith in a nautical themed ceremony in Ibiza.
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Both bride and groom were draped in fabulous linens with Laura Enever pairing her wedding dress with an on-trend high-waisted bikini.
Jake, meanwhile, looks like the kind of stud, lean but strong, fashionable but with feet planted firmly in the earth who fights like a jaguar and talks like a poet.
In a time of fatalism, nihilism and a destruction of the idea of beauty the pair bring a meaning to life, a resurrection of gentility and kindness.
One can feel their magnificence.
As you might expect from someone of such standing within surf, there was no shortage of surf stars going nuts on Laura’s socials.
Carissa Moore wrote, Looked like the most perfect day. cheers you two! Love your love
Tom Carroll, Love how you go BIG Laura.
Lakey Peterson, Congrats lovers!
Even Kelly Slater’s baby mama, the bikini tycoon Kalani Miller, is in the mix writing: Congrats you guys! How special.
Her approval of the nuptials signalling perhaps a Hawaiian wedding for the just-retired world champ and the gorgeous Ms Miller?
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Pure Ecstasy!
should name their child: Molly
nyone else think Ke11y’s boy is going to get “Marv Marinovich’ed?”
Has anyone done a wellness check on Chas after the earthquake?
8 years?! Patience of a saint that one. I’d have married Laura after eight months
8 days!
Yo Chas, Quik has exited snow.?(?). You would know, yeah? Momentous. Proof (as if youse needed it) that what was before ain’t no more forevermore. Are we at the point of fragmentation from which interesting things spring dya reckon?
Please give Chad his mirror back Dez!
Think you must have forgot about Laird?
Normal-
1. Get married
2. Have baby
3. Name your baby
Not Normal-
1. Have a baby
2. Get married
3. Name your baby
For some reason, have a hunch it will be a T name, following his daughter — that puts Tao in play, to match Robbo’s Zen … also Thoreau if you want to be in same era as JJF’s Darwin (plus Thoreau one of the earliest enthusiasts of Darwin’s theories).
Could also go with Ty, the name of one of the ‘disinformation dozen’ Anti-vaxxers.
And of course … Turtle, or its cousins Terrapin and Tortoise.
Why not just name it Taylor again?
Gotta name him either Brock or Todd
or Donnie….
10 points to Hippy for that reference.
Well Kelly did ride in the ambulance with him to wahiawa
You forogt to upvote me.
saw him die.
You were there?
That was before you had a family
….Mike
800 points to Camper
hippy with Kamala hand to chin pose; “hmmmmm…..who was Mike?”
Tamayo?
Tide
BG is killing my productivity while creating family strife! First, the revelation that my wife’s distant cousin invented cocaine, a family secret swept under the rug for decades, Grohl’s love child and now this? How can I be expected to do my job when I am headed to IG on a quest to view pics of the wedding for the third sexiest big wave surfer?
Pretty sure they didn’t dance to this at the reception-
Tom Carroll is such dick.
You forgot, “in the lineup”
Did Ke11y write an Instagram saying how it could have been her 4th or 5th by now if not for injuries ?
Kelly just asked Kelly to marry him.
DR you must have spent more time as a kid reading the porn descriptions on the back of the VHS box than watching them.
those diary entries must be next level
Not too fussed about the male sexy rankings, but Maya Gabeira man. Hard miss. If she doesn’t get your blood running faster you’re probably dead.
Especially when your on the safety ski
Congrats to the newly weds. But sexiest big wave surfers? Kip Caddy just entered the chat.
Lotta people would vote Keala as best looking big wave charger and no Tyler Wright chip on her shoulder either…. 🙂
And Mark Mathews!
Heard R. Kelly is going to take Miller as his last name just to take the wind out of JJF’s championship.
Congrats Laura. Was this the Italian surf theme you were going for?
I would love to see this band in concert with Oxnard’s Aggression as the opening act.
why did I watch this?
My ears are bleeding
Super entertaining dress up. Keep your eyes on the Strait of Hormuz……