"I totally thought the image of that guy diving at you was photoshopped. I cannot believe he actually did that. Glad you weren't injured."
The former world number two surfer Lakey Peterson has thrilled to the overwhelming support of her YouTube fans after a recent YouTube video showed the philanthropist, motivational speaker and wife of Fantasy Surf savant Thomas Allen, being thrown onto the bonfire of surfing’s everlasting patriarchy.
In the shot clip, which is cued up here, thirty-year-old Lakey Peterson is tearing down the line on her too-curved-for-the-chubby-lil-waves-at-Lowers CI and, from the heavens, rains the patriarchy.
Her fans posited it was likely a marine from nearby Marine Corps Base Camp Pendleton, with Lakey agreeing.
What was the guy who tried to snake you thinking!!!??? I think he has dyslexic priority. Definitely an OORAH!!!!
Others wrote,
So a kook drops in on you and blames you? Actually sums up todays society LOL! Good on you shrugging it off and having a great fun day! West of luck and safe travels!
Nothing worse than someone trying to burn you, and can’t even stand up.
I totally thought the image of that guy diving at you was shopped. I cannot believe he actually did that. Glad you weren’t injured.
Did that guy really try to jump at you? Awesome kookness on display there.
Can’t wait to hear Sterling Spencer react to this on pinch my clips.
In more important news, can you believe it’s been almost a decade since BeachGrit took Lakey Peterson to Mexico to learn how to air reverse with our lil pal at the time Filipe Toledo?
Has the clip aged, well, like Lakey, or poorly, like BeachGrit/Filipe?
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Stu Kennedy hitting a new low.
Surfers and pretend wannabees need to grow up or face the consequences.
On her list of bonafides you forgot that shes the grandheiress to the inventor of the egg mcmuffin. More significant than any CT win
i thought “world #2” meant near the top, but apparently Lakey is world #2.. from the bottom.
World number two once upon a time etc.
This looks like kook who doesn’t understand that you end up going where you look. He tried to direct his board away from her but since he’s fixated he ends up falling towards her. Arms coming up appears defensive because he pulled them back once she redirected away from him.
All clues point to Marine. I would love to hear Strearling Spensers take…..but…: I just can’t get past that gay whisper voice he does with his gay cousin..
”Whisper whisper whisper…. What’s Kelly doing”
Whisper whisper…
I agree and can’t listen but apparently he had some type of TBI and it effed him up quite a bit.
He is a legend
I’ve watched a few ep’s of his poddy. It’s decent. He’s definitely the whispers Wahlberg of surf. Check any marky Mark flick, whispers are his go to.
Poor little trust fund princess. Go buy a island or something it will cheer.you up.
fuck that was some ugly surfing and possibly the worst POV head shot angle I have ever watched , looks like the guy she snaked just fell off too
thanks for nothing
Ya, doesn’t seem like some guy would randomly jump at some chic surfer, unless he’s maybe been burned by her before.
For a chubby fucker he does get full extension
settle down D.R !
On re-watch, he going for a handful of ass or pussy. MAGA surfer!
Wouldn’t be her ass .she ain’t got one
From all the workouts, there would have to be something there. Red board, going for the Trump grab.
I’d like to be proven wrong close-up
A modern mystery. BG needs to find him and identify his intent asap. Or deport the cunt, whatever.
Everyone in the carpark who’s seen it should do the same to him
the carpark’s like 3 miles away…
Then they should do it to him in the carpark. Fuck walking that far.
San Clement-e-bikes!
It’s valient scorn?
Bahaha😂
Leemore Goat? Who are are the other Trumpies round here. I always had time for their takes even if I disagreed on some vehemently. I used to like the back and forth and play provocateur but everything politics is so depressing now, and genuinely evil it’s not funny as it was. A time when talking was still ok.
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Turns out ya can put lipstick on a pig! Good ole Sare bare.
He don’t look like deportee material unless he Russki.
Get the commie bastard out!!!
Hah, that gets him a job in the White House!
Nuggety looking. He’ll be ashamed when he finds out who her grandfather is.
*McMuffiny looking.
If your uncle invented eggamuffuns and you have a great rack you can do whatever the eff you want eff that jarhead
Lakey should have smashed the cunt. Fucken loose lineup etty over stateside. Maybe she could have asked for his papers too and had him sent to gator guantan. And BG ages like a fine wine DR. We all know that.
Well that was hugely disappointing.
Though at least he didn’t get arrested…
“Think global, act local”, tackle the pro-surf problem with a tackle of your own today !
(actually he probably would’ve been better off waggling his ‘wedding tackle’ at her)
Lakey….you’re worth millions.
hire a stylist.
you dress like a dude.
Lakey’s Peaks.
You have no idea
…and now he has 26,000 views on You Tube.
tune in next week for an attempted Luana Silva ass grab.
Too long won’t watch! What happens?
Not much…
Nothing unless you want to see part of a naked flat ass.
Marine boy falls off of his red Trumpesque board towards a surf Queen and fans swirl into turmoil around a non-event fanned by the flames of our Messiah Chas.
This sorta crap is why I mainly surf in the winter
After Lakey and her dude had paddled past everyone and split the peak for the 15th time in an hour old red board had finally had a gut full. Heros work.
Really? I stand down on my prior point. I always comment first and read below after. Hence my shit takes.
Yeah, she was mostly chasing the lefts to get ready for Teahupo’o
With Pip?
Granted that most pro surfers are wave hogs and often deserve to be burned. If you’re going to burn someone however, especially a pro-level surfer, you’d better be able to make the take-off and stay in front of them without falling. “Old red board” may have been doing God’s work, but botching the wave and then trying to pull Lakey down was 100% kook.
At least she didnt do jetski step offs
with a waterproof beat box and a gopro film crew like at Wilkes Pass a few years ago back. Max kookage in a chase dor the legal tender
Lakey Andino is a cunt
Com’s “guys with military haircut” in the greater Trestles region hack:
1) Locate a guy with a military haircut and sit just outside of him.
2) Wait for a set wave where guys are taking off deeper.
3) Paddle for the wave and look him straight in the eyes so that he decides to go without even checking his inside because he’s so aggro about you going (he’s from OHIO after all!)
4) Ride the wave after the deeper guy either collides with him and/or they both have to straighten out.
You forgot to add:
5) Be ready to defend yourself from the jar head roid rage you are about to endure
they’re always too busy raging at the guy that they burned in this scenario to continue to pay much attention to me.
I rcvd my first paddle tap on the nose of my board from a SUP bro a few weeks ago and I just laughed.
Here’s a better youtube video of Lakey, you might find 0:14 and 1:20 of particular interest:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JXKSmo3NlI
skip to 3:15 if you can’t be bothered watching three minutes of her and her guy being obnoxious.