Tourist boat charges pumping Kewalo Basin!

Koa Smith: “Atlantis, your last wave is a 7.36. That is not enough.”

Ships ahoy! A passenger vessel ran onto reef this morning.

At 8 a.m. HST, the Discovery, a boat that transports ticket holders to an offshore pleasure submarine, charged through the break at the edge of Kewalo Basin, nailed a hard right down the line, and ran itself aground.

Watch the video here:

You may know that Kewalo Basin sits down from the famed Ala Moana Beach Park which hosts all the big Oahu studs, including those who drive down from North Shore to catch the right swell, usually popping in the summertime. Kewalo breaks left, it breaks right, and it now breaks boats. 

Intriguing, as two days ago, six passengers were just rescued at Ala Moana when their boat caught fire.

Cheeky comments from big shots are flooding in:

Clark Little: “Brah!!! That’s the craziest boat floater I’ve ever seen.”

Koa Smith: “Atlantis, your last wave is a 7.36. That is not enough.”

Koa Rothman:  “Shoulda went left!”

Many questions remain as investigators are just beginning to core the apple of this thing.

Both captain and mate are sure to take mandatory drug and alcohol tests (a good idea) as soon as they are on ground again. 

Was the captain authorized to take the boat out without passengers and burn gallons of gas?

I suppose the whole little spin around the waves smacked the (former?) captain like stepping on a rake.  Fortunate that the boat ran on reef and not on the heads of surfers, bodyboarders, and bodysurfers trying to enjoy the pumping conditions on a sunny Honolulu Saturday.

Bowls is quite the sight today with eyeballs split between the crowded six-to-eight blue walls and the stranded vessel. It’s a real scene, man.

What are your theories about this thing?

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Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
1 year ago

Looks like he had it pretty straight. Either he lost control of the helm steering via auto pilot or the stern lifted and cavitation caused the stern to brake free. Either way he was stressing..

Mike
Mike
1 year ago

Maybe some ice and an all nighter could have sparked such a poor decision?🤷‍♂️

mike m
mike m
1 year ago

Another angle, you can see a dude in the water near the boat.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uQCbmq26Epg?feature=share

Preston
Preston
1 year ago

I once sat next to a Coast Guard commodore, or some such position, on a flight to Hawaii. Navigating boats in the surf came up, as that’s a big part of what they do. He mentioned that the recruits that had some wave riding experience were some of the best natural helmsmen. I’m guessing this captain was no such person. Boats don’t generally take to wave riding.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
1 year ago

That’s Mr. Happy doing a mating dance for Mrs. Happy, hoping to get lucky on a Saturday night.

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
1 year ago

Nice floater

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago

as one can see on the video, the vessel was heading straight towards Panics, however “By law, Point Panic is bodysurfing-only—no boats, kayaks, surfboards or bodyboards allowed.”

da guys was jus obayin da laws!!!

Snowbored
Snowbored
1 year ago

I’d like to know more about the people on the submarine.

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
1 year ago

The Atlantis? More like The Adriano!

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
1 year ago

Needs more claim.

Kaimuki_Dawg
Kaimuki_Dawg
1 year ago

watched the whole thing unfold from point panic. insane. the captain is fucked

RQ.
RQ.
1 year ago
Reply to  Kaimuki_Dawg

was the channel closing out?
also, did any other vessels cross without absolutely blowing it?

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago
Reply to  RQ.

ar’ve been sarling these shars sarnce ar war’s a wee lard, arnd even to these dars of daring marnly things with marnly marn, ar’ve narvar sarn arnything lark this.
marst harv barn a wormarn art the helm. aaarrrrrrr!

Kaimuki_Dawg
Kaimuki_Dawg
1 year ago
Reply to  RQ.

the channel would close out about every 15-20 mins. all other vessels made it in no problem. but none attempted to enter the channel during a channel-closing set like this guy

RQ.
RQ.
1 year ago
Reply to  Kaimuki_Dawg

crazy. be interesting to hear this guys excuse.

Jon Pyzel
Jon Pyzel
1 year ago
JSC
JSC
1 year ago

Kewalo Basin, not Ala Moana – at least get the basic facts correct. #journalism

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
1 year ago
Reply to  JSC

Wait, who said anything about Ala Moana? Also, sorry, my fault.

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Just tell Jackoff Semen Cuntyhan to fuck off. No apology needed for that POS.

deeks
deeks
1 year ago
Reply to  Barrelled

Burn a book for Chas

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
1 year ago
Reply to  JSC

This comment would be worth it if Chas and DR cared about facts and were journalists. I’m sure all the facts in your $75 preorder on Amazon book no one is going to buy, are all correct, though.

JSC
JSC
1 year ago

My book, surfEXPLORE: Discovering New Surfing Locations Worldwide, available for pre-order on Amazon, is USD $60 – not USD $75 –

Let’s not spread misinformation, shall we?

Did you place your pre-order yet?

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
1 year ago

Should Have gone left brah!

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
1 year ago

Not Alamo bowl. It was at Kewalo.
I remember 1984 when a very similar tour boat tried to get into the harbor on a big south and was swamped, its engines stalled and it drifted into Panics where braddah Paul Stone was mangled and killed.

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
1 year ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

I thought it looked more like Point Panic the body surf spot than magic Island.

Kaimuki_Dawg
Kaimuki_Dawg
1 year ago

right across the channel. I was in the water at panics when this happened, crazy scene!

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
1 year ago
Reply to  Kaimuki_Dawg

Howzit Kaimuki bodysurfing dog. Eh I miss my hometown Kaimuki so much. Born and raised right up the mountain, Maunalani Heights, just at the top of Wilhelmina Rise next to the park.

Skippy
Skippy
1 year ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

I miss me some Ft Ruger Market poki!

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago
Reply to  Skippy

DA BEST!!!

channelbottom
channelbottom
1 year ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

I was briefly on the WRV ‘skate team’ (under counter flow team).

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
1 year ago
Reply to  channelbottom

I still remember their Kaimuki shop there on Koko Head near the post office. That was before they moved to Haleiwa next to the theatre.🤙🏾

Steven Rees
Steven Rees
1 year ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

Hey, but how bout Boston Kaimuki pizza, large? Crust hangs out the box. Oh, mama.

Kaimuki_Dawg
Kaimuki_Dawg
1 year ago
Reply to  Steven Rees

sooooo good. I used to live right behind Boston’s, the weight I would’ve gained was canceled out by biking up and down Waialae ave. twice a day, oy

Steven Rees
Steven Rees
1 year ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

Yep

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

Braddah Paul was surfing at the time?

RQ.
RQ.
1 year ago

sick floater to be fair.

RQ.
RQ.
1 year ago
Reply to  RQ.

not quite as aggressive as old mate at Manu Bay a while back…
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
1 year ago
Reply to  RQ.

There was a rad one at Kirra on the ski, was it JS or Darren Handley driving it?

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago

DH …

Stick man
Stick man
1 year ago
Reply to  RQ.

Waiting on scores…

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago
Reply to  RQ.

Total fuckup but that boat decided its own course and fate. No boat that big has ever done a better floater.

@surfads
@surfads
1 year ago
Reply to  Barrelled

Dunno it looks about Poto’s dims

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
1 year ago
Reply to  RQ.

Is Richie Collins captaining that vessel.?

RQ.
RQ.
1 year ago

side view has him right up on the roof. classic Richie styles.
https://www.instagram.com/p…


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