The Eddie a possible go this Sunday as “extremely dangerous and life-threatening” surf expected

Yellow alert!

Christmas might come early for surf fans with reports of “extremely dangerous and life-threatening” surf arriving to Oahu’s fabled North Shore over the next several days. Of course that guarantees some amusing social media footage of tourists getting swept rocks but also, and more importantly, might just might lead to a Surfing Super Bowl Sunday

Yes, organizers of the famed Eddie Aikau Big Wave Invitational have issued a yellow alert with the seventh day of the week, or first if one abides by the traditional order, being circled on calendars as possible go time.

Kohl Christensen, Koa Rothman, Kai Lenny and Kelly Slater each pulling rhino chasers from atop under-house beams and waxing with steely gazes toward the horizon.

While the brave invitees prepare, officials are warning unexperienced surf fans to exercise caution. Lt. John Hoogsteden of Honolulu Ocean Safety told Hawaii News Now, “The waves are life-threatening. This is serious surf that we are having. It looks like we are going to have the largest series of swells. I’m just asking people to stay away from the water. Stay away from the ocean and don’t go onto the sand.”

Amy Purdy, a visitor from Colorado, went to the famed Waimea Bay to see the arena herself but told the outlet, “You do have to be careful. We are standing out there and you don’t realize it’s (the wave) going to come over the berm where you are standing and then suddenly it does. I’m a scaredy cat so I ran off.”

“It’s kind of a bummer because we came all the way out from Waikiki to snorkel,” Alex Tao coming from San Francisco added. “I know nature is nature. I was hoping the waves would be way, way out over there and we could be over here where it’s a lot calmer.”

Well, sorry about it, Alex Tao.

The Bay Calls the Day.

Back to Slater, though. Do you think he has named his son yet or is elephant gun waxing getting in the way?

More as the story develops.

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Erin Brooks and Nathan Florence, Vans Pipe Masters.
Erin Brooks and Nathan Florence, Vans Pipe Masters.

Canadian teen Erin Brooks officially world’s best female tuberider after winning epic Vans Pipe Masters!

And Nathan Florence, new king of Pipeline in the Florence house! Regicide!

Four months after competing in, and winning, her first-ever CT event at Fiji, and eight months after redefining backside tuberiding for women at Snapper, Erin Brooks has won the Vans Pipe Masters.

Erin, who is seventeen, won easy, real easy, beating the so-called Queen of Pipe, Moana Jones Wong, Bettylou Sakura-Johnson and Caity Simmers.

In a sharp break from WSL judging, Erin Brooks swung on an eight-foot closeout but was awarded sixteen points out of thirty, setting up her victory with one of the best waves of the contest.

After her Fiji win, Richie Lovett, former tour surfer and commentator, correctly prophecised,

“Erin Brooks is on a pathway to destiny. She was ruthless.”

 

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As fifteen-foot sets stacked and shifted on the horizon and a devil wind tore it to hell, Nathan Florence, a harassed looking wisp of a man, cooly picked a couple of insiders and then wrapped it all up in a near-perfect first-reefer to win.

And win, like Erin Brooks, easy.

After the final, which was beautifully live-streamed by Nathan Florence’s YouTube channel and which featured John John Florence, Alex Florence and Eli Olsen and Jamie O’Brien on commentary, Makua Rothman asked:

Nathan, you’re the best surfer in the world right now. Most time in the water, most energy and best connection at Pipe. It didn’t open for anyone but you.

Nathan Florence aw-shucked a little from that amphibian mouth, gave a juvenile chortle, and said he watched John John paddle out last year in the final as the onshore came up, but still refused to be cucked.

“I saw him do it. And you now what, I said, make it happen. Bad Pipe, good Pipe, just make it happen.”

 

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Live Chat: Pipe Masters Finals Day presented by Nathan Florence!

It's on!

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Revel Surf Park.
Revel Surf Park.

New Arizona wave pool reveals ridiculously low energy, water needs!

World Surf League green bonafides put to the screws!

The World Surf League, as we know, has placed itself at the very forefront of marine-adjacent environmentalism what with its One Ocean initiative “aimed at protecting the ocean to preserve the future of surfing for generations to come. Working in collaboration with WSL’s non-profit partner, WSL PURE, WSL One Ocean engages fans and hosts event-based local impact projects throughout the WSL Championship Tour.”

Fans with eyes, though, or fingers that can decipher brail, are able to discern the vast hypocrisy what with a tour that randomly criss-crosses the globe, flotillas of carbon-spewing boats in channels but, mostly, two power-hungry wave pools gobbling off the grid like a Wright family accountant.

The latest, Surf Abu Dhabi in a Middle-Eastern desert.

Well, a non-World Surf League tub has just opened in an American desert and has revealed itself to be wildly green.

Revel Surf Park at Cannon Beach swung its gates wide open, two days ago, in Mesa, Arizona. The facility, which features diving platforms, an infinity pool and, of course, wave lake.

“I’ve thought often that Arizona would be the perfect state if we just had waves,” owner Cannon Cole Cannon shared with the local NBC affiliate. “A lot of gratitude. It’s been a long hot journey building out here,” he continued. “Since we broke ground 1,344 days ago we are officially open to the public and we’re very excited about that.”

While critics might decry the waste, especially in quickly drying Arizona, Cannon let it be known how shockingly environmentally friendly it all is thanks to a new, patented wave generating technology.

“My business partner Matt is heavily responsible for a lot of that,” Cannon carried on. “It’s a crew of about four of us who built it. We’ve been building the airplane while we’ve been flying at the same time, and we think we built something special.”

The technology runs on hydropower and the land it lies on used to be an alfalfa farm, the surf park chewing only about two percent of what the farm used.

“We consume about the same amount of water as one hole of a golf course. Our power is that of maybe two Corvettes for our entire wave machine,” Cannon declared.

One hole of a golf course and two Corvette engines.

How much water/power do you imagine Surf Abu Dhabi sucks?

More importantly, do you have plans to visit Mesa? Would you consider permanently relocating if, indeed, Arizona is now “perfect?”

The Grand Canyon State has a flat tax.

Very attractive.

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A compelling argument for the solo surf trip, “Screw surfing by committee!”

Where are we surfing? Where are we eating? Should we chase the swell to X? No thanks.

“Cause life is just a party and parties aren’t meant to last”
1999 , Prince

Five days left in a 60-day Indonesian visa. Looks to be double overhead and offshore for the rundown till a pre Christmas exit back home. Fuck….you never want to leave but it’s always a good idea to bolt with a bit of fuel in the tank. Always leave ‘em wanting more. Too many seedy expats lurking around Indo carting that chip on their shoulders. Learn from their mistakes. Too many perfect waves is a thing.

Back to Oz and hit the ground running. Fit, tanned and tubed as fuck. The festive spirit is an epic cushion against the inevitable comedown of East coast low period, beachbreak dogshit after a couple of months of proper waves. Catching up with mates and family when everyone has a smile on their face and a beer in their hand. Sure helps ease the pain of returning to reality.

Been a fucken blast though. I try and do a couple of two month trips to Indo each year. The late October till Chrissy trip is a no brainer. My newish home has just come out of a winter run of waves and gotten bogged down in the Springtime terrors. Insipid windswells barely stirring the cool, green chlorophyll-and-White shark ridddled North Coast Pacific. Uggghh. Fella got his leg bitten off whilst I was surfing up the other end of the beach. Surf was terrible. All the motivation I need to get the fuck out of there. Ticket to Indo bought and started soft sand running, stretch routine and push ups.

I prefer to go solo. My lady is more than cool with it. She knows all too well how poor company I can be when I’m not surfing decent waves. She comes and goes between Oz and Indo as she pleases and visits when I’m not burrowed down in some remote surf zone. Don’t get me wrong, she’s loved our shared times living rough while chasing waves, fish and respite from the masses but her mum needs attention these days so extended sojourns aren’t her thing.

I’m also not a big fan of mates coming along. Fuck surfing by committee: Where are we surfing? Where are we eating? Should we chase the swell to X ? No thanks. Way preferable to keep things loose and nimble. You meet way more people and get far more opportunities when you’re a solo traveller.

Virtually every true friend I’ve got I’ve met at some surf spot or another. You aren’t receptive to new crew when you’re wrapped in the group bubble. Too many chefs spoil the broth.

The whole process of heading to the Indisputable Best Waves in the World of Indonesia, with vast swathes of daylight before Australia sitting in second spot, is a blast. It gets real when the quiver gets selected and thrown in the board bag. That’s when the first frisson of thrill starts inching down your spine. A few beers on the flight as you watch the unbelievable vastness of Oz from 40,000 feet. Next thing you’re emerging into the ubiquitous Indo humidity and the familiar throng at the airport arrivals.

I’ve got a little bolthole where I park up between inter island missions. It’s comfortable but not too expensive. I know the staff and there’s some reliable waves nearby. They are mostly Indo B or C grade though they get damn fine often enough to keep me coming back. Low crowds seals the deal. Enough power, current and open ocean intimidation to keep the majority of the dilettante surfy crowd well the fuck away most of the time.

Each trip is its own beast. Sometimes it’s a monastic surf existence. Just trying to get as surfed out and fit as humanly possible. Up well before dawn stretching and caffeinating. First immersion in the silky kiss of a tropical lagoon in the half light of civil twilight. Other times it’s a blur of Bintangs, long lunches and sunset sessions with new friends mixing up the wave sliding.

This trip was a bit of everything. Initial couple of weeks on my own focussed on getting the wave count up. Indo came to the party with an incredible run of surf. Then an old mate turned up. We chased swells and scored an epic stretch of mid range Goldilocks quality. Nothing too big or too small. Just relentless pumping waves with accommodating winds. Kachunk, Kachunk, kachunk. Old mate came a bit underprepared and his body gave out. Then he hit the reef. Then his tiger claw reef cuts got infected. Not an ideal scenario for anyone in the vicinity. He came good in the end and fronted for the best swell yet just as I bolted back to Bali to catch up with my lady.

Waves kept coming. I managed to successfully juggle all the responsibilities of a surfer inundated with epic waves, endless Bintangs and overflowing good times. Now my lady is headed back to Oz and I’ve got a few days left on the countdown.

The usual plan is to give myself over to the Christmas knees up, let the holidaymakers have at it over January then return for another 60-day visa over February and March. Could be flat, could pump. Only one thing is for certain and that’s the Fun don’t done.

Life is short. Hope you’re all getting something good with a big smile on your face.

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