Great White shark returns to Granites, sight of Lance Appleby attack.
Great White shark returns to Granites, sight of Lance Appleby attack.

Speculation Great White shark that killed surfer Lance Appleby just returned to site of attack

"Get out and stay out of the water on the Eyre Peninsula if you are paddle surfing."

As the South Australian surf town of Streaky Bay tries to return to some sort of normality after the death of local surfer Lance Appleby, disappeared by a Great White while surfing Granites three weeks ago, news that a Great White has been spotted patrolling the popular surf spot.

Amid warnings the Great White population had returned to “pre-white man biomass” and that surfing on the Eyre peninsula was effectively over for anyone squeamish about being hit by a Great White, the shark was seen just thirty feet from the rocks.

Streaky Bay shark fisherman, surfer and authority on Great Whites, Jeff Schmucker, the man who caught the seventeen-foot, ton-and-a-half fish that killed surfer Cameron Bays at Cactus in 2000 and which was still hanging around six weeks after the attack, posted the warning on his Instagram account.

Great White attack South Australia
Schmucker’s warning on Instagram.

It was Schmucker who warned surfers, ten hours before the attack on Lance Appleby, to stay away from Granites after one mate’s cray pots had been grabbed by a frenzying Great White and another mate, fishing for whiting, had been stunned by a sixteen-foot Great White attacking the little fish in a couple of feet of water.

Jeff Schmucker's warning to surfers not to surf Granites.
Jeff Schmucker’s warning to surfers not to surf Granites.

One year earlier before the attack on Lance Appleby, 55-year-old Tod Gendle was hit, killed and disappeared by a fifteen-foot Great White while surfing among a crowd of a dozen surfers at Granites. The Great White left only Genle’s board and the stub of his legrope.

Earlier today, a light aircraft flying between Granite and Backbench spotted eight Great Whites.

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AI robot judge carries body of Luiz "Luli" Fernando Steffen Pereira out of the booth.
AI robot judge carries body of Luiz "Luli" Fernando Steffen Pereira out of the booth.

World Surf League judges eye unemployment after X-Games turns to artificial intelligent judging

Sorry, Luiz "Luli" Fernando Steffen Pereira. You won't be back.

The World Surf League’s 2025 Championship Tour season swings its gates wide in but three days though a clinical depression hangs heavy. The Pipeline Pro forecast is charitably bleak. Favorite professionals, like John John Florence and Stephanie Gilmore, have chosen to hang up the singlet. Others, like Gabriel Medina and Crosby Colapinto, out due injury. And the judges, from Luiz “Luli” Fernando Steffen Pereira on down, are busily eyeing unemployment lines after X-Games unveiled AI judging for the weekend’s snowboard halfpipe competition.

While the robot’s scores will not impact this year’s competition, the soft roll of this “experiment” likely spells the end of human score tabulations.

Jeremy Bloom, CEO of X Games, told USA Today, “Maybe this could be a tool that sits next to judges, so you have four judges and then this (as an actual) judge. Or it could be a piece of technology that judges could interact with, just to make sure they saw the trick appropriately. What the viewer will see, I think, is a glimpse into the future, a real technological glimpse into the future of where this can go.”

Yeah.

We have all seen the future and it looks like this.

Sorry, Luiz “Luli” Fernando Steffen Pereira. You won’t be back.

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Elon Musk sings song
And here's a little song by my ol' buddy Shaun Tomson, real good surfer, real pretty face.

Surf icon Shaun Tomson enrages Elon Musk haters further after writing song to heal left-right divide

Inventor of the climb-and-drop method of tuberiding drives the anti-Musk crowd nuts…again!

Two days ago we welcomed news that surf icon ShaunTomson had set off leftists worldwide with his fulsome praise of tech entrepreneur Elon Musk, who is also, like Tomson, a South African.

“Like him or not, he is a futurist and we better step there with our eyes open,” wrote the 1977 world surf champ, a man described by Matt Warshaw as an “Innovative and aristocratic regularfooter and inventor of the climb-and-drop method of tuberiding.”

Elon Musk haters quickly pounced on Tomson’s post.

For sure is a futurist, but he is also the one is also the one who spent words to support Alternative für Deutschland (AfD extreme right party, fascist/nazist) in Germany. Here in Europe the far right is growing, also in Italy, and this must be fought if we do not want history to repeat.

he’s destroying democracy in American…buying politicians to do his bidding. I wonder would you be ok with him doing that to your country…a place he left to become a US citizen

paving the road to dystopia. one crypto coin at a time. there’s nothing futuristic about a return to the late nineteenth century robber baron age. just because it looks futuristic doesn’t mean it is. a futurist is more like buckminster fuller or frank lloyd wright. musk is just a greedy douche. as long as humans don’t ride on his spaceships, designed and engineered by others with lack of attention to the kind of process required for man rated spaceflight, at least no one will get killed.

Shaun Tomson, who turns seventy this year, was off grid with his wife Carla when the sparks flew, and only saw the flames late yesterday when he quickly posted on Facebook.

“What a surprise about my last Elon Musk post – so much negative sentiment about this futurist-like him or hate him, you better take note of him,” Tomson wrote. “My mission is to spread a positive wave of hope and purpose around the world and bring people together through the Surfer’s Code so I was surprised with the darkness.”

And, then, Tomson delivered the sort of coupe de grace he used to reserve for his tour competitors.

“For all the Elon Musk haters out there and for his supporters too, here is a song that I wrote that you might enjoy – it is about hope and that’s what we all need in our divided and broken world.”

The song, Take Me Home, although not to be confused with the John Denver classic, is exhilarating and audacious. I defy the listener to come away with a mind unchanged.

And, yet, amid a sea of converts, all praising Shaun Tomson’s positivity, a few staunch holdouts.

A man who hordes wealth at the expense of the poor and aligns himself with the worst of us is no role model for the future of our planet.

if dystopia is the future then musk is a futurist.

go back to sa and stay out of US politics

are you now going to normalize his Hail Hitler salute? Sounds to me like you are being selective in where you want to seek your information. Are you normalizing his “freedom of speech” approach on his Social Media platform? Where you can’t criticize him but you can spread hate speech, misogyny, and racism?

Good luck with your soul, Shaun. What a disappointment you turned out to be.

Did song convert you?

Do you now believe Elon Musk is a man of infinite heart or do you believe he still dresses his foulness up in perfume and wit?

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Molly Picklum, ten point ride, Pipeline.
Molly’s not a dainty, elegant surfer. She’s at her best riding big barrels and smashing massive sections. It’s been some time since women’s surfing has seen anyone like her, if ever. | Photo: @wsl

Women surfers prepare for historic bar-raising at Hawaii’s Pipeline!

Are you just so super excited for professional surfing to begin again? You’re not. Well. Ready or not, it’s going to happen…

The waiting period for the 2025 Lexus Pipe Pro opens on Monday.

Are you ready?

Are you just so super excited for professional surfing to begin again?

You’re not. Well. Ready or not, it’s going to happen, so you might as well play along. What else do you have to do? I need to go surfing and do laundry, but even I will be showing up to watch the women’s heats at Pipe this year. And you should, too.

In 2024, the women significantly elevated their performance at Pipe. Caity Simmers, Molly Picklum, and Bettylou Sakura were among the stand-outs on last year’s finals day, which arguably stands as one of the best ever single days of competition in women’s surfing. Now add talented barrel-wrangler Erin Brooks and Teahupo’o dancer Vahine Fierro to the mix. It’s going to be lit, is what I’m saying.

In a sure sign of the sport’s progression, I really can’t pick a single favorite here for you. There’s no longer just one or two women who can win at Pipe. And it’s only going to get better from here.

Let’s take a look at the draw and see what’s up. In the absence of any idea what the forecast is, I’m going to assume for this discussion that Pipe is going to do Pipe stuff, because it’s more interesting. Check local listings for details. You can get your heat draw here. 

Nadia Erostarbe. An injury replacement for the absent Johanne Defay, Nadia’s most notable result so far is her quarterfinal finish at the Paris Olympics in small Teahupo’o. In 2024, she finished the Challengers Series in sixth. Close, but not close enough. She’s a goofyfoot who grew up surfing windy beach breaks in the Basque Country. I’ll confess I’m drawing a complete blank on her Olympic heats, but her practice clips at Tahiti looked alright. Can she transfer that knowledge to Pipe? I guess it’s possible, but more likely, she goes down in an early round to one of the higher seeds.

Sally Fitzgibbons. A perennial battler with a smile on her face, Sal is back on Tour for 2025. She has called for an expansion of the women’s Tour, and rightly, the WSL plans to move to a 24-woman draw in 2026. In recent years, Sal has added more progression to her surfing, but it hasn’t been enough to keep her on Tour. It’s possible that this year will be different, but the more years that pass, the more women crowd up behind her. I don’t expect Sal to do huge things at Pipe. If she makes the cut this time around, it’ll be on the strength of her consistency through the rest of the calendar.

Isabella Nichols. A stylish regular foot, Isabella has fallen off Tour twice now, and scrapped her way back on. She’s a good point and beach break surfer, but hasn’t shown especially well at Pipe. At least, not yet. Last year, she went out early with a ninth. She’ll be alright in happy-sized Backdoor, but I wouldn’t expect to see her make it past any of the hitters if the surf really turns on. Surprises are always possible, but more likely, she’ll be looking down the calendar to joints like El Sal, the Gold Coast, and Margaret River, which she won in 2022.

Luana Silva. Currently 20 years old, Luana is back on Tour after missing the cut last year and receiving a wildcard when Steph decided not to compete this year. In fact, Luana’s fallen off Tour twice now with a sea of ninths in her results. In 2024, she made it through the small days to the quarters at Pipe, but she wasn’t ready for the size on finals day. She lost to Brisa Hennessey with a heat score of .97. Recently, Luana won the WSL world junior championship in the Philippines and she has nice style frontside. She’ll be hoping for a forecast on the small side at Pipe and looking ahead to slide over the cut line.

Lakey Peterson. In 2024, Lakey missed the cut after a string of early exits. Many of those defeats came in close heats, and after more than ten years on Tour, it was a bit of a comedown for her, to say the least. Now she’s back with a wildcard for the first seven events and a new coach in Leandro Dora. From her clips on Instagram, Lakey’s been throwing some heavy open face turns lately and she’s looking good on that front. She’s the first to say she doesn’t like big surf, but she’s plenty capable at playful-sized Backdoor. Lakey won’t be hoping to win at Pipe, but if she can score a few points to stave off the cut, I’m pretty sure she’ll go home happy.

Caroline Marks. Last year, Caroline made it to finals day at Pipe, it’s true. When the surf was firing, though, she didn’t go. She lost to Bettylou with a pair of three’s. Against Brisa in the semis at the Shiseido Tahiti Pro, she lost with a heat score of 3.67. But she won Olympic gold at Teahupo’o, you will be saying. Yes, yes she did. Cast your mind back to the size of the waves that day, and you’ll recall that it was small. From the opening event at Pipe, Caroline has lots of time to climb the rankings and she knows it. There’s no real incentive for her to risk it all on a bigger day and with an Olympic medal and a world title in her trophy case, she has nothing to prove. But if you’ve dedicated your whole damn life to surfing, why wouldn’t you want to get barreled on a good day at Pipe? I don’t pretend to know the answer to that one.

Bella Kenworthy. A new girl on Tour, Bella was sponsored for park skateboarding before switching to surfing full time. A few years back, she released a punk-infused edit that went hard. The internet refused to show it to me again, but I can tell you that Bella’s a ripper. Turns, airs, barrels — she’s the full deck of cards. In her first attempt at the Challengers, she came up short, but this time around, Bella did well enough to skip the final event and head to Indo. I like her life choices. In a generation stacked with talent, Bella’s stand-out characteristic is her strength and power. For now, the missing ingredient is simply experience. She’s 18, and it’s her first year on Tour, sure, but she has the capacity to upset expectations.

Gabriela Bryan. It’s surprising to me that Gabriela doesn’t have better results at Pipe. A Hawaiian, she’s strong as fuck. I’m pretty sure some of her turns register on the Richter scale. An impressively consistent surfer, she’s never missed the cut since she qualified in 2022. But Pipe seems to confound her. In her time on Tour she’s had two ninths and one quarterfinal finish. Last year, she narrowly lost to Brisa, so it’s possible that she has more to give than she’s shown so far. Honestly, I’d love to see it. She seems to have all the other elements in place to be a hitter on Tour — and the more women crowding the top, the more interesting the show will be.

Tyler Wright. The main memory I have of Tyler at Pipe comes from 2023, I believe, when she pulled into a scorcher at Backdoor. She won the first women’s edition of Pipe after going to turns in the final, and she’s also finished second and third, relying mostly on going right. While she’s steadily improved her performances in barreling lefts, Tyler still sits just outside the top tier at Pipe. It’s possible she’ll surprise me this year. Maybe she sneaked off to Indo for a month and went left every day. The challenge for Tyler is similar to that for Sal: The younger women are coming for her. She’d better get it while she can.

Sawyer Lindblad. Now in her second year on Tour, Sawyer has a wicked backhand. You’ll probably also remember her goofy interference at Sunset, where she paddled pretty much straight through the pocket like a true Trestles grom. Despite this mishap, Sawyer made the cut and surfed two finals, at Margaret River and Brazil. Her Pipe record isn’t stellar with a ninth-place finish after losing to Bettylou. but a quarterfinal finish at Tahiti suggests she has more to give. Still just 19, Sawyer grew up surfing with Caity and Bella, and she did trips with both women over the off-season. It’s possible I’ve ranked her too high here, but she’s part of the new school and I like her trajectory so far.

Brisa Hennessy. These next two women in the ranking surprised me last season. Both Brisa and Tati significantly upped their game and it was fun to watch them do it. I would still rate them both below the top women in heaving lefts, but I’m not counting out continued surprises. Brisa’s break-out performance at the Shiseido Tahiti Pro, where she lost in the final to Vahine. Yes, she had a relatively easy draw to get there, but she went for it anyway. I’m pushing her up the rankings here in the hope that she brings that same fearless attitude and solid skills to Pipe this year.

Tati Weston-Webb. Until last year, I thought of Tati as the girl who went straight in barreling lefts. She is no longer that girl. Against Vahine in the semis at the Tahiti Pro, she scored a perfect ten in intimidating Teahupo’o. That was fucking sick. Tati narrowly lost that heat, but it served to banish forever the idea that she can’t surf barrels. Like Brisa, it was a break-out performance and I’m putting her up here near the favorites for Pipe on the strength of it. I don’t think she can get past the best women, but she came close to beating Vahine, so I’m not counting her out.

Moana Jones Wong. Local girl Moana won the second edition of women’s Pipe with a smooth, swooping style. At the time, most of the draw was still not sure what to do with Pipe. Now they know. Over the past few years, Moana has scored some solid ones in free surf sessions and at the Da Hui Shoot Out. She is still one of the best women surfers at Pipe, and one of the select few women who can win if it turns on. Last year, she lost early to Caroline in small waves, so she missed out on the finals day shack fest. Can she still match the top women on Tour? That’s an open question and thanks to the wildcard, she has an opportunity to answer it. She meets Caity in round 1.

Vahine Fierro. The queen of Teahupo’o, Vahine surfs her home break with flawless grace. In the past, Vahine didn’t always make smart choices in her heats, likely due to inexperience. Heat surfing is a whole thing, as we all know. She’s improved, and no doubt the grind of both the Challengers and the Olympic qualifying process helped with that. As she showed in her heat for the ages against Tati, Vahine can deliver under pressure now. Does her skill at Teahupo’o translate to Pipe? I’m going with yes, but it’s perhaps the one weakness she brings to the table.

Bettylou Sakura Johnson. I’ll be honest, I did not at all expect Bettylou to be one of the stand-outs at Pipe last year. She came close to winning the semifinal against Molly in legit good Pipe and I did not see that coming at all. That’s the heat when Molly scored a perfect ten, and Bettylou came within .30 points of beating her. Though she was stronger at Backdoor, Bettylou put on a fierce, hard-charging performance. Similar to last year, she has not posted any clips, but it’s impossible to imagine she isn’t out there putting in the work. I doubt last year was a fluke, so I’d expect to see her go deep in the draw and rattle a few cages. Her opening round is stacked: Bettylou, Molly, and Vahine all meet in round 1.

Erin Brooks. The hype around Erin Brooks who just now is starting her first year on Tour is dizzying. What is it about her, out of all the young, talented women coming into surfing right now, that has created such a fevered response? I’m not actually quite sure what to make of it, honestly. In a previous generation, the Texas-born surfer would likely have been a gymnast. She has the compact, explosive strength the sport requires and that she is now readily applying to surfing. Erin’s grown up in Hawai’i and is already one of the best barrel riders in women’s surfing. Caity and Molly have the edge in experience. Let’s see if it’s enough. Erin meets Gabriela and Sawyer in the opening round.

Caity “for the fucking girls” Simmers. The current world champion, Caity loves a good barrel. I think we all know that by now. Caity’s a rare talent and she won last year’s edition of Pipe by beating Molly in the final. It was a wave-starved heat, which left open the question of just how far the top two women can go. In truth, the daylight between Caity and Molly at Pipe — and potentially Erin, too — is so slim as to be non-existent. That might sound like a candy-ass take, but it’s true. Let’s see just how much farther they can push women’s surfing at Pipe. It feels like they’re just getting started.

Molly Picklum. I watched Molly’s heat against Bettylou live and when I saw her perfect ten, I actually yelled at the screen. That’s a fucking ten all day! I’m sure my neighbors enjoyed it. I gave Molly the top spot here on the strength of that wave and her full-speed ahead willingness to charge at Pipe. Molly’s not a dainty, elegant surfer. She’s at her best riding big barrels and smashing massive sections. It’s been some time since women’s surfing has seen anyone like her, if ever. She came up short in the final against Caity last year, and I can’t help but think she’d like revenge.

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Chouinard (right) thinking big thoughts.
Chouinard (right) thinking big thoughts.

Popular extreme sport podcast performs deep dive on Patagonia’s decision to make ‘Earth’ company’s only shareholder!

Is this really a critical moment in the history of capitalism, as Patagonia believe?

Patagonia, the clothing, equipment, surfboard and food retailer, is certainly unique in our extreme sporting world. Founded by French-Canadian rock climber Yvon Chouinard in 1973, the brand’s mission has long been “earth friendly.” While not appealing to all, the notable Derek Rielly bemoaning the company’s “ritual use of dull browns, the lingering smell of piety, the full silhouettes suited to the fashionably retarded,” Patagonia certainly does spark conversation and especially when, in 2022, “Earth” became its only shareholder.

Now in a must-listen three part series, the erudite Matt Barr of the popular Looking Sideways podcast has taken a deep dive in The Announcement.

“Going purpose, not going public.”

Patagonia’s September 2022 decisions to make ‘Earth’ the company’s only shareholder was huge news, particularly in the worlds of climate activism, business, philanthropy, the outdoors, and action sports.

Here was the most influential company in the outdoor world, and one of the most influential businesses on the planet per se, relinquishing control of their profits for the greater good.

But what did this actually mean? Why did the company do it? How was the decision made? Who was involved?
And is this really a critical moment in the history of capitalism, as Patagonia believe?

Come enjoy part one here.

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