Surf Instructor (pictured) protected by the Constitution of the United States of America.
Surf Instructor (pictured) protected by the Constitution of the United States of America.

Surf instructor sues Newport Beach over trampling upon his constitutional right to teach surfing!

"The 14th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution also prohibits the city from favoring certain similar beach activities over others."

You learn something new every day, they say, and this morning, I learned that surf instruction may just might be constitutionally protected, enshrined in both the First and Fourteenth Amendments plus, possibly, the Fourth. Jason Murchison, founder of Learn to Surf, is suing the Southern California hamlet of Newport Beach in federal court, alleging the bureaucrats, there, are stomping all over his surf instruction rights.

In his filing, Mr. Murchison claimed, “Aside from being unfair and anticompetitive, the city’s actions are also unconstitutional and unlawful. Under the First Amendment to the United States Constitution, the city cannot prohibit Mr. Murchison from instructing others on how to surf. The 14th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution also prohibits the city from favoring certain similar beach activities over others.”

All the fancy law talk ain’t just a coinkydink. Before embracing the surf instructor life, Mr. Murchison was a Navy diver then a lawyer but gave up his practice to teach the sport of kings. His beef with Newport Beach extends back to 2016 when the city ticketed him for teaching the aforementioned sport of kings without a city contract and sued him in state court.

It was settled in 2017.

Newport Beach City Attorney Aaron Harp released a statement declaring, “I was surprised that a separate lawsuit was filed related to this matter because the city has been litigating similar issues with Mr. Murchison for years.” He added, “Overall, protecting the public by having rules and regulations that govern how public property is used by private companies is good for everyone and the city will continue to allow independent contractors (that follow the rules) to provide services to the public in Newport Beach.”

According to Courthouse News Service:

Murchison’s claims include violations of his First Amendment right to freedom of speech and his Fourth Amendment right to equal protection, illegal monopolization of surf and stand-up paddle board instruction, attempted monopolization of surf instruction, and violation of the California Coastal Act.

Who knew that the Founding Fathers were so into stopping the “illegal monopolization of surf and stand-up paddle board instruction, attempted monopolization of surf instruction.”?

Something new everyday.

The Fourteenth Amendment grants citizenship, prohibits discrimination and punishes states that restrict voting rights amongst other protections, for the constitutionally-curious amongst us.

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SoCalSurfer
SoCalSurfer
1 year ago

Welcome to Balboa in 2020s.
Ironically most local residents are retired & paler than snow!

Onefootnbarrelino
Onefootnbarrelino
1 year ago

Deport the VALs!!

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
1 year ago

I am in europe, and can assure you there’s a shitload of american expats buying up property and having the time of their lives.

Shredy Kruger
Shredy Kruger
1 year ago
Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago

sounds like Murchison’s envelope was not significantly stuffed

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

e’m a marine biologist…did you fwd the Metz porject to me ’cause still have it…somewhere. titliest~

deeks
deeks
1 year ago

What’s lower than a lawyer ?
The surf instructor holding him down

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
1 year ago

Surf schools belong in wave pools.

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago

now I get it, the 14th amendment show yes the people have rights…..but I think the 14th woke amendment has been cancelled by Hair dun ny….so please proceed with caution as you could get deported to a country south of you…or Guantanamo Bay is a very nice resort this time of year???

Rocks local
Rocks local
1 year ago
Reply to  Brutus

Cuba is holding

Barton Lins
Barton Lins
1 year ago

AMÉRICA and it’s problems…

channelbottom
channelbottom
1 year ago

Sounds like the city had a limited number of permits to do xyz and he didn’t get one this year.
Cue: Waaaaaaaambulance.

Otto
Otto
1 year ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Determined to be held in contempt by just about everybody, except Jason.

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
1 year ago

So tired of these americans and their stupid constitutional rights.

Jason
Jason
1 year ago

People love to be told what to do by the government in OZ…worked well during covid.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
1 year ago
Reply to  Jason

Not people, lefties.

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
1 year ago
Reply to  Jason

Never been to oz, lovely place it seems. Laws are shit until the moment when you actually need them.
Are you the jason from the article? You think “surf school” businesses can just operate freely in any given stretch of coastline?

Skippy
Skippy
1 year ago

i’m conflicted, after decades of back issues i’m being pulled reluctantly to the disdainful sup so i will need some instruction i suppose

Barnycle
Barnycle
1 year ago
Reply to  Skippy

Sups are fun. Just stick to touring and stay away from any waves that have surfers around.

Skippy
Skippy
1 year ago
Reply to  Barnycle

i was thinking how fun it will be to mow down a mfer or two

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
1 year ago

Yeah but has this failed navy diving lawyer got Dennis Dennuto in his corner ?

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
If so, tell him he’s dreeeamin’…

Noncompetitor
Noncompetitor
1 year ago

Sounds like City of Newport Beach needs some I Hate Surfing coffee mugs! Doing God’s work

Barnycle
Barnycle
1 year ago

I’ll throw in my unsolicited two cents. In a fair society, I think that a surf school should have a permit/license to operate a business (charge money) in a certain area/city/county/whatever. A little bit of regulation. I’ve seen it done successfully in small, Tico towns and it worked to protect the interests of locals. Should be the same for Newport.

I can, though, see it being annoying if a person is unfairly prevented from being properly considered for a permit/license. I can also see why those freedom loving Americans would be annoyed at not being able to do whatever they wanted wherever they want.

This is some premium level BG fare. Keep us updated, as this constitutional lawyer/navy seal/ surf coach escalates this right up to the Californian Supreme Court.

Com Turren
Com Turren
1 year ago
Reply to  Barnycle

The guy’s name does not come up on the Cal Bar website and he went to some one-room, unaccredited law school in Orange (which means he couldn’t have gotten his license in any State outside of California), so I don’t know how he’s supposedly a lawyer.

Rocks local
Rocks local
1 year ago
Reply to  Com Turren

the lawsuit seems to dance around whether he was ever actually licensed or just had a “dream” that he gave up to pursue his bigger dream, namely helping VALs practice their stinkbug stance

Rich Marx
Rich Marx
1 year ago
Reply to  Rocks local

The fact he was able to graduate law school and pass the bar makes him look like someone responsible/together enough to get a contract with the city to run surf lessons.

Rocks local
Rocks local
1 year ago
Reply to  Rich Marx

the pass the bar part is a little fuzzy, not clear whether he made it that far

Barton Lins
Barton Lins
1 year ago
Reply to  Com Turren

You are a real Nerd! Hahahahaha

Com Turren
Com Turren
1 year ago
Reply to  Barton Lins

says the guy rooting for Felipe😂

Barton Lins
Barton Lins
1 year ago
Reply to  Com Turren

FIlipe. And JJ, my favorite Surfer.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

‘let’s host a constitutional convention and ovethrow rules enacted by Surf City and that spot a lil further south…I’ll throw in $50M...” Gavin Newsom

Gilbert Gil
Gilbert Gil
1 year ago

Sad day

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
1 year ago
Reply to  Gilbert Gil

How ya doing Gil Gil?

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago

Surf instructor bringing a lawsuit is about as low as life gets.

Jason
Jason
1 year ago
Reply to  Barrelled

Id say having over 4300 comments on this website is lower…

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago
Reply to  Jason

ouch , that was below the BG belt…..good to someone counting…

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago
Reply to  Jason

And someone trolling said bottom feeder sits where?

Jason
Jason
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

4299 less bizarre pointless comments…

Mike
Mike
1 year ago
Reply to  Jason

Start your own anti Beach Grit and invite us😎

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago
Reply to  Jason

That’s 4297 now Bud.

Barton Lins
Barton Lins
1 year ago
Reply to  Jason

so good! The guys are ‘locals’, with plenty of time to spare and ignorance to share

Otto
Otto
1 year ago

You’re Mooch’n son

Mike
Mike
1 year ago

Wonder what his release of liability form looks like?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Mike

appropo? comment image


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