Rescue HI-Surf needs you.
Rescue HI-Surf needs you.

Hawaii’s film and TV industry in crisis as “Rescue: HI-Surf” totters on brink of cancellation

But a way for surf fans to help save the day?

The early euphoria surrounding a hit surf-based television show has faded into a cold depression for surf fans around the world. The action-drama series Rescue: HI-Surf premiered to much applause and acclaim on Fox Television September 22, 2024. Viewers thrilled as they followed along with Harlan “Sonny” Jennings and his wily crew of North Shore, Oahu lifeguards. Climactic rescues, tangled love narratives, gorgeous vistas and ever-present danger marked each of the season’s nineteen episodes though, again, depression.

The blues first took hold on Super Bowl Sunday. Rescue: HI-Surf was supposed to follow the globe’s biggest sporting sensation which would have certainly led to a much wider audience. Alas, Fox called a last minute audible and replaced it with a trivia game show.

Now, reports buzzing over the coconut wireless suggest that the program totters on the brink of complete cancellation.

While the move would blast a surf-based television show hole into the hearts of surf fans around the world, it will be much worse for the State of Hawaii, making it the first time in 25 years with no film or television production underway.

Executive producer Marc Porterfield shared with KOHN2 News, “We have an industry here, a thriving industry, that has family that pay taxes and their kids go to school here. So that’s why this is very important to get Rescue HI-Surf renewed for season two.”

According to reports, the program has injected $34 million into the local economy and a further $32 million in wages spread amongst 2,100 cast and crew.

But alas, what light through yonder window breaks? A way for us to help? TVline.com is running an election wherein we can vote to spare Rescue: HI-Surf from termination. The “case to keep” made thusly:

We love a Hawai’i-based show — and so does the Aloha State’s economy/pool of below-the-line talent. Rescue HI-Surf seems content to be perfectly soapy while also offering up gorgeous scenery and splashy rescues. Yes, Em’s love life was over-explored in Season 1, but we really like the Hina/Kainalu dynamic and Robbie Magasiva brings nice depth to his scenes as Sonny. Though surely a bit pricier as a Hawai’ian production, its numbers are decent, ranking No. 3 among Fox’s non-cancelled dramas.

Lend your power.

Vote here.

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Aunty C and Kelly Slater
Aunty C with stuffed turtle and love note, left, and Kelly Slater, at right.

Indigenous Australian woman’s love letter to Kelly Slater goes viral!

From the heart!

An indigenous Australian woman has thrilled the internet, via the Chinese spyware platform TikTok and Zuck’s data-fishing site Instagram, with a love letter to the eleven-time world surfing champ Kelly Slater.

Only two days ago, Kelly Slater was awarded a rare Lifetime Achievement Award  from Laureus joining Pele, Tom Brady and Billie Jean King as a recipient.

The Lifetime Achievement Award is a semi-regular accolade given to athletes who’ve made extraordinary contributions to their sport, transcending competition to impact its culture, development, or global reach. It is not awarded annually, making it a rare and highly selective honor.

Aunty C, meanwhile, is a modestly attractive woman of early middle age with a penchant for exhilarating and audacious pieces to camera whose online work might be described as effortless, honest and fearless.

She leaps from topic to topic at breakneck speed, examining concepts so strategically and methodically, her words become scalpels, flaying open unacknowledged bias, privilege and conflict where she sees it.

From McDonalds to Centrelink, Aunty C ain’t afraid to light up.

 

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And, recently, Aunty C, holding a stuffed turtle for she knows its a totem that resonates with the champ, posted a love letter to Kelly Slater.

“Kelly Slater. If you see this video, um, let me know what you’re doin,” says Aunty C. “Hahahaha, hehehehehe, yeah haven’t heard from you, so, let me know what’s happening, if you want. Byeeeeee!”

Slater was tagged multiple times in the comments, including from mighty power surfer Holly Wawn, although his new role as a father to baby Tao with Chinese bikini mogul Kalani Miller might disqualify him from seeking a sexy meet-and-greet with Aunty C.

 

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Dog (pictured) surfing.
Dog (pictured) surfing.

Deep state California bureaucrats signal hatred of surfing dogs

Calling DOGE.

A potential tragedy is brewing up north, pitting menacing bureaucrats against adorable surfing dogs. Pacifica, California is a tony enclave perched right on the Pacific, hence the name, just a few clicks down from San Francisco. Artificial intelligence declares the town of nearly 40,000 souls is known for community events, surfing and dog friendliness.

All three directly in the crosshairs of what must be deep state actors hellbent on making red tape great again.

The annual World Dog Surfing Championships, you see, are under threat of cancellation due soaring permitting fees being mandated by the city. According to organizers, the cost for the requirements has lurched over 42% since last year and further doubled since 2020.

One of them, who preferred to remain anonymous to likely avoid Pacifica’s ombudsman’s wrath, declared, “We need to raise a certain amount by May 1 or we will not be doing a live event in Pacifica this year. The event has a lot of fans, which is great, but Pacifica says it’s a tax on their resources so they increase the costs.”

Slated to take place on August 2, 2025, the important stop on the Dog Surfing World Tour will be canned unless $12,000 dollars can be raised.

Turning to GoFundMe, coordinators are pleading:

Help us bring this popular event back live and in-person again this year. World Dog Surfing Championships live in-person event in Pacifica, California. This popular event brings thousands of people to the beaches of Pacifica, garners millions of dollars in national and worldwide pres s coverage to hundreds of millions of viewers and readers, helps local and regional businesses, brings awareness to our rescue dog charity partners, and the event even helps local schools in Pacifica (one school recent year raised over $4,500 just from their parking fundraiser during the Championships).

Would you like to strike a blow against evil public servants?

Donate here.

And/or inform Elon Musk’s Dept. of Government Efficiency that the chainsaw is required.

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