From the heart!
An indigenous Australian woman has thrilled the internet, via the Chinese spyware platform TikTok and Zuck’s data-fishing site Instagram, with a love letter to the eleven-time world surfing champ Kelly Slater.
The Lifetime Achievement Award is a semi-regular accolade given to athletes who’ve made extraordinary contributions to their sport, transcending competition to impact its culture, development, or global reach. It is not awarded annually, making it a rare and highly selective honor.
Aunty C, meanwhile, is a modestly attractive woman of early middle age with a penchant for exhilarating and audacious pieces to camera whose online work might be described as effortless, honest and fearless.
She leaps from topic to topic at breakneck speed, examining concepts so strategically and methodically, her words become scalpels, flaying open unacknowledged bias, privilege and conflict where she sees it.
From McDonalds to Centrelink, Aunty C ain’t afraid to light up.
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And, recently, Aunty C, holding a stuffed turtle for she knows its a totem that resonates with the champ, posted a love letter to Kelly Slater.
“Kelly Slater. If you see this video, um, let me know what you’re doin,” says Aunty C. “Hahahaha, hehehehehe, yeah haven’t heard from you, so, let me know what’s happening, if you want. Byeeeeee!”
Slater was tagged multiple times in the comments, including from mighty power surfer Holly Wawn, although his new role as a father to baby Tao with Chinese bikini mogul Kalani Miller might disqualify him from seeking a sexy meet-and-greet with Aunty C.
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The turtle vid is the epitome of humanity on this planet in 2025 – and the sole reason the countless extra terrestrials have no interest in conquering humankind on Earth.
Aunty C and Andy C might be the same person.
Was expecting to see an Ivanka Trump story here already. I mean this could not be any more in the BG and esp Chas wheelhouse. So disappointed.
Who did this happen to, again ?,
Assistant editor, Surfing Life!
So he dropped Kalani ?
Fuck me drunk. Auntie is never shame.
Xox
Tyler must be fuming.
When did Kelly ever take a knee for aboriginal people?
On this occasion, its the other way around
Indigenous gals from Thailand, Japan and Estonia’s bottom 3 Poms in Sydney would be
1. Chief
2. Hot
3.Stuff
Thats true. They like me on the bottom, gettin their grind on!!
My top 3 indigenous gals would be
1. Thai
2. Jap
3.Estonian
Heard girls in Myanmar are very pretty.
Like burmese cats
She should have said,
“That’s not a wife.
THAT’S a wife.”
Would like to see this lady share the commenting booth with Joe Turpe and uncle Lenny
I knew as soon as I read the title that I shouldn’t have read the rest.
I seduced you!
I got a visit from Aunty C every time i went to the Phillipines on typhoon evac
A round of applause!