Stab magazine reporting from El Salvador
Stab magazine reporting from El Salvador

Surf blog Stab Magazine castigated by fans for deleting comments critical of El Salvador government

"You guys are f'ing tone deaf."

Stab Magazine and its patented “access journalism” may have finally reached that bridge too far in El Salvador. The subscription surf blog, famous for trading spine for the ability to chat with Andrew Tate acolyte Cole Houshmand, is currently being castigated by its most ardent fans after posting a fawning account of riding the country’s presidential helicopter while he busily locks up much of his, and everyone’s, populations up in just-built mega-prisons.

El Salvador, of course, in the news of late for locking much of its, and any world leaders who asks nicely, population up in just-built mega-prisons.

Blissfully unaware and/or acting in its role as the “Vichy Regime of Surf Media,” Stab celebrated the whole ordeal on Instagram, doubling down on its cosplay by penning, “What happens when the WSL gets their hands on a Reagan-era helicopter?”

The reaction, from ardent fans, swift and honest.

A sampling:

“You boys breaking into the mega prison?”

“@wsl @stab @surfline all on the (El Salvador president) Bukele propaganda

“The image of white Americans flying over a Global South country currently illegally detaining people, using the country’s military helicopter as if nothing is happening is both dystopian and deeply disturbing.”

“Meanwhile, 150+ people were taken from the U.S. and are now housed in an El Salvadorian super max prison many of whom had no due process. You guys are f’ing tone deaf.

Well, that was enough for Stab to jump in and start scrubbing the narrative by deleting critical comments though difficult to delete critical x critical comments and another sampling:

“Why are you deleting comments criticizing the fascist murdering dictator whose reputation you’re laundering with this post?”

“You know why.”

And that’s where it appears the entire thread was shut down.

To be real honest, it’s all very awkward. Stab’s publisher and erasure of history Sam McIntosh should, at this point, know better than to send thirsty li’l illiterate sycophants anywhere and/or should read a book other than The Bad Girls’ Guide to Better.

Is this the time to be better than better?

More as the story develops.

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7dollarsurfboard

The Prison system reaches its multicultural targets without enforcing DEI policies

YewAnon

God damn. I I was truly thinking about renewing/reviving my Stab account, and I am so thankful I did not. Grit. Thank you for staying Grit.

JoJo the Dog Faced Boy

Yew

HamSammish

Good job WSL. First we had the GreenWash Pro in Abbu Dhabi and now this. No HamSammish!!!!

Sean Connery

Not a fan of the citrus wheat ales.

Rocks local

have to admit, it’s an interesting business experiment: ‘let’s charge people to comment but also capriciously shut down their ability to comment when things get a little testy’

JoJo the Dog Faced Boy

When your dad owns a pub in Yamba, well…

FL Skunk Ape

His UN speech is a must watch. I am thinking based on your 3rd sentence, you did.

FL Skunk Ape

Safest country in Central America now. Economy booming. Sorry but MS13 was a fucking cancer and Bukele eradicated it.

Rocks local

a lot to be said for that. Maybe less to be said for the first world website.

FlintyBadman

Yes, I hear the trains are extremely timely too!

Kasandra Mann

Time for another How Surfers get paid to provide a hard hitting distraction. Might I suggest the breakup yrs of Stab Magazine involving Chaz & Derek vs Sam?

Shredy Kruger

Bring me my Yater spoon… https://media2.giphy.com/me…

Jazz

Sycophants united

Low wide stinkbug stance

Global south is so fucken patronising. El Salvador is in the northern hemisphere. Meanwhile, I live in the Southern hemisphere, is some fuckwit from Berkeley going to tell me that I’m from the north?

DongWangVerga

Payaso

DongWangVerga

the very idea of surf and tryna monetize the monetization of it is peak…I don’t even know.

it’s literally the furthest thing from surf

Dane’s beer belly

Surfing is worse in El Sal now than before. It’s a fking zoo

Barrelled

La Lib has been fucked for 30 years.

Sellme fitzgobbins

Better Read than Dead

tim_nelsen

blood in my urine, my mary and my beer~call Rachel the bitch~

tim_nelsen

pharmas seeking sleep have taken o’r the airwaves…need diseases here, or there, or whatever..

channelbottom

Are these the guys who choppered in to David Lee Scales’ resort to get waves?

tim_nelsen

panama is secret shit~

DongWangVerga

Sush then tio

Noncompetitor

They also shilled for the Slavepool regime because they are spineless

tim_nelsen

human defense league is not happy. demand equal tiempo~


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