World-famous surf spot Gnaraloo Station lists for $17 million

Want to own the best wave in Western Australia, maybe lock it up for your own pleasures?

If you surf, you know Gnaraloo. If you’re a little older you’ll remember Jack McCoy’s Billabong Challenges, held there in 95 and 96, the world’s best surfers at one of the world’s best waves, Kelly Slater, Machado, Sunny, Occ.

And, if you grew up in the relatively waveless city of Perth, 1100 clicks south, it was the wave you dreamed about as the cold winds of winter came. As all the best surfers loaded up their Landcruisers and headed north on the North West Coastal Highway, following in the footsteps of pioneers Craig Howe and Charlie Konstantinidis who first surfed the joint in 1975 after being tipped off by a Land Rover salesman.

Now, the primary wave at Gnaraloo is Tombstones, long wildly barrelling left, as you know, but the whole joint spans over over 84,000 hectares and has 65 kilometers of prime coastline along the southern entrance of the Ningaloo Marine Park, a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

It used to be a pastoral station for sheep but over time transitioned to tourism as a a revenue source, particularly under the leasehold of Paul Richardson, starting in 2005.

The sale, which is a combined pastoral and tourism lease, includes 1500 goats as livestock. The realtor, Jarrad O’Rourke, emphasises the desire to keep accommodation affordable, reflecting its rustic roots.

“People are very protective of it,” O’Rourke told ABC. “[The lease holder] doesn’t want to sell it to the highest bidder … it is still currently affordable for most, and it’s the most amazing place on Earth.”

Right now, you got 3 Mile Camp, near Tombstones with its bore water toilets and hot showers and a little shop that sells basic food and cold beer, Gnaraloo Homestead with its self-contained cabins, one-twenty a night, or the big ol Fishing Lodge, ten bedrooms and room for 22 swingers.

The ginger-topped photographer Scotty Bauer told ABC he wanted the goats removed, they pests etc, and “I hope it’s a fresh start for that coastline; it would be great to get someone in there that has some knowledge about running a camp of that nature mindfully. The coast is dying. It’s dead in some places – that is a real concern.”

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Filipe Toledo (pictured) brave no matter what Mick Fanning says.
Filipe Toledo (pictured) brave no matter what Mick Fanning says.

Mick Fanning shades timid surf champ Filipe Toledo with faint praise for Lower Trestles as Olympic venue

"Teahupo’o is very intimidating where Trestles is not."

The Los Angeles Olympic Organizing Committee’s decision to host the surfing portion of the ’28 Games at Lower Trestles is still reverberating across the surfing world. Tears in Huntington Beach, inward-looking angst in Lemoore and subtle shade being thrown all the way from Australia.

For it was from a vast real-estate empire on the Gold Coast where three-time world champion Mick Fanning opined on the decision to the Olympics official channel, writing:

Trestles is such a high-performance wave where I feel it suits a lot of different styles of surfing. It’s a very playful wave so you can practically do whatever you want on it. It’s the closest thing to a wave pool. A great peak so no one is at a disadvantage and 9/10, the person surfing the best wins the event. Every wave is very similar so it levels the playing field a lot. Japan is a lucky dip and Tahiti was pure barrels. Trestles is turns and aerials. Teahupo’o is very intimidating where Trestles is not. The challenge here is calming your excitement and picking the best waves as they are much easier to surf than the mediocre ones.

Students of surf history immediately detected the “Teahupo’o is a very intimidating wave” as a direct shot at the timid small-wave master Filipe Toledo’s well-documented terror in Tahiti featuring 0.0 heat totals, floating out the back while two elderly men traded magic tubes etc.

These same students, however, were aware of Fanning’s error. Toledo, of course, vanquished his demons with the single greatest moment in surf history after scoring a 9.67 in his heat.

WOW.

Back to Lowers being compared to a wave pool, though. Is that a good thing?

More as the story devleops.

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Citizen cop Joel Parkinson MIA after Burleigh Heads turned into mud bath by surf contest

World-famous Burleigh Heads "smells like a sewer" and looks like a "big mud pie" only weeks before surfing grand slam.

The residents of Burleigh Heads, site of May’s Gold Coast Pro, were left wondering where the hell the city’s most famous citizen cop Joel Parkinson was over the weekend when its famous grassy headland was destroyed after a surfing team’s event there. 

Joel Parkinson, who is forty-four, earned his citizen badge two years ago when he was at the centre of a “wild Gold Coast pell-mell involving mud-sliding, tiktok, ageism and alleged hand-to-hand contact!” 

Chas Smith reported, 

Only those living under a rock will be unaware that, days ago, Parkinson approached a group of prepubescent twenty-five-year-olds enjoying a mud slide and told them to knock it off. They appeared to back-sass kicking off a wild pell-mell where it was alleged that the Billabong star knocked a camera into the muck. 

Over the weekend, the Hyundai Australian Boardriders Battle Grand Final was held and according to residents the contest “destroyed” the grass hill.

Speaking to Gold  Coast press, local Cindy Ames said the Point was “an absolute mess. All for two days of competition. I hope it was bloody well worth it. As if Burleigh isn’t a complete eyesore already, our beautiful suburb has been turned into a construction zone and parts of the town town resemble Beirut scene with smashed windows and graffiti. Now our beautiful grassed beachfront has been destroyed and all the green grass is now a big mud pie just in time for the school holidays, Easter period.” 

Burleigh Heads destroyed by surf contest
Cindy Amey’s photo of “big mud pie” Burleigh Heads.

Another, Lisa Evans, wrote  Facebook, “Locals are throughly irritated and disappointed by the use & abuse of the park time and time again” while another said the joint stunk like shit.

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The World Surf League and its enduring love affair with “cool” dictators

Next stop Pyongyang!

From LGBTQ+ Pride flags being ripped off lesbian athletes in Abu Dhabi to the feting of a contest in El Salvador where “less than one hour away is the Terrorism Confinement Center at the pointy end of the Trump administration’s mass deportation program”, the WSL don’t have a prob doin’ biz with dictators and totalitarian regimes. 

As Chas Smith wrote a couple of weeks back in his April 1 bit,

Known for being one of the most socially progressive of all sports’ leagues, the “global home of surfing” is reportedly planning on sending two or three of its stars to plant a bush outside the mega-complex, during one of the lay days, in order to brighten the overall mood.

“For the inmates, chiefly the ones there accidentally, the bush will represent life’s simple joys,” the director of the non-profit WSL PURE declared, continuing, “A small reminder that happiness comes from within.”

That last bit was seen as a subtle jab at Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, who toured the facility recently and reminded the inmates that happiness can also come from a $50,000 Rolex Cosmograph Daytona.

Today, Chas Smith gives hell to the WSL for talking progressive but doin’ biz with whoever got cash. 

“What other regime could host a World Surf League event? North Korea? Might we be hearing to the People’s Republic of Korea? Showing the beautiful lands? Showing how the Dear Leader treats his people like children? Also by locking them up never to return?”

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