Griffin Colapinto complains of cyber-bullying.
Griffin Colapinto complains of cyber-bullying.

US Olympian Griffin Colapinto invokes ghost of Teddy Roosevelt in war against “relentless cyber-bullying”

"This is a good opportunity to relate with anyone else going through cyber bullying, to tell you that you aren’t alone and that it sucks."

The Californian surf star, Olympian and, previously, a world title contender, Griffin Colapinto, has used former Prez Teddy Roosevelt’s famous Man in the Arena quote to strike back and what he says has been a “relentless” campaign of cyber-bullying.

In a post to his 338k fans, Griffin, who turns twenty-seven in July, ran a screenshot of Teddy’s quote along with this message.

Hey friends :), so those of you that have followed me over the years know I can be very open with my personal life and my feelings. My hope when I do that is for other people that are going through challenging moments, don’t feel alone.

So I wanna share what’s been happening in my world the past month or 2. I’ve been dealing with relentless cyber bullying from a few different accounts spreading false rumors about my personal life. I feel grateful that over the years I have developed the perspective and tools that allow me to look past this low frequency decision making. But when I see how it affects my family members and close ones, that definitely makes it harder to handle. I do feel this is a good opportunity to relate with anyone else going through cyber bullying, to tell you that you aren’t alone and that it sucks.

But if we can get anything good out of it, it would be to use this as an opportunity to challenge our self love and self belief. Focus on the people that truly love you. Don’t let anyone else determine your happiness. We have control of how we see the world! Stay positive and know that all storms will eventually pass. My compassion goes out to anyone else going through cyber bullying or any kind of bullying in general.

 

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The quote, if y’didn’t know, although you should you dang Philistines, comes from Teddy Roosevelt’s 1910 speech “Citizenship in a Republic” delivered in Paris.

Teddy said that true credit belongs to the person who strives, dares greatly, and persists despite setbacks, not the critic who merely points out flaws (ie. BeachGrit).

Teddy Roosevelt was a helluva man in the realest sense, lightly toxic, loved a clean kill, man, bird or elephant, and which he described as a mix of exhilaration and pragmatism.

He wrote of the Battle of San Juan Hill, where he killed a Spanish soldier, noting, “I had to do it.”

He expressed thrill in the chaos of battle, calling it “bully” (a favorite term for splendid), but didn’t dwell on the emotional weight of killing.

To friends, he admitted the grim reality—war was “savage work”—yet saw it as necessary for national honour.

Back to Griff, some sharp replies below the line.

“This internet thing is a real hive for low frequency pond scum. Well played sir!” writes Jed Smith.

“Fly high above the miserable scrubs,’ writes ageless Shane Dorian.

And from history buff, Matt Biolos, “Teddy Roosevelt is an American God.”

Ol Griff has long copped it from online pilots, usually from Brazilian surf fans after he’d put one or three of their favourites to the sword.

A few years back his mammy Camille reported “Violent, gruesome threats” from the Brazzos. 

“What I meant to convey is that the win doesn’t matter, it shouldn’t matter, at least not matter so much people want to turn violent. BTW Griffin is receiving violent, gruesome threats to his life and no one is doing anything to address the seriousness of the situation.

“Am I hysterical? Am I unhinged? Yeah, probably, but I am not going to apologize for raising hell. If I embarrass Griffin it certainly isn’t the first time, I assumed he got used to it. As most will now know, he got none of his chill from my DNA. I am not chill, have never been chill and don’t mind letting people know if I not happy with something.

“If people still think the comment to his post was motivated by ego, take a look at his stuff…did anyone even know Griffin and Crosby had a mom? I am busy with my own work/life. My comment was motivated by a mix of intense fear and anger.”

Question to the crowd. How do you think Teddy Roosevelt would’ve reacted to unkind comments on Instagram? With shotgun drawn or with tears?

Also, while we’re here, who else dreams of dying on the battlefield or while shielding children from a shopping centre jihadist?

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Mick Fanning “heartbroken” at sudden death of popular surf photographer

“So much love. Miss your sense of humour brother.”

The triple world champ Mick Fanning has led a chorus of tributes to the Finnish surf photographer Timo Jarvinen who died May 12, aged just sixty, from thyroid cancer.

“Oh my. Heartbroken to see this. So much love Timo. Miss your sense of humour brother,” wrote Fanning.

Stephanie Gilmore, Leonardo Fioravanti, Tom Carroll and Sean Doherty all praised the late, great shooter.

 

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Timo Jarvinen’s work, which was mostly wide-angle water, at least in surf, was all about snatching peak moments and steering away from what might be called a complete narrative.

Back at the turn of the century when I launched a new surf mag called Surf Europe in Hossegor, I had a Timo file. It was brief, maybe one sheet of slides, but, brother, he got in there.

Timo was born in Helsinki, far from surfing’s epicentres, but his passion for photography and quickly developed skills led him to become one of Europe’s most respected water photographers.

Influenced by his daddy and grandaddy, both skilled darkroom technicians, he developed a deep curiosity for the craft.

Timo’s career took off as Quiksilver’s staff photographer, where he shot iconic images of surfers like Kelly Slater and Clay Marzo. His work in the impact zone at La Graviere, Mundaka, and Teahupoo, demonstrated an ability to capture peak action amid the chaos.

Initially resistant to digital photography, he later embraced it, noting how it revolutionised water photography by allowing longer shoots with instant previews.

Timo thrived in extreme environments, from neck-deep in the water to gut-deep snow. His philosophy emphasised delivering under pressure, even when plans failed, a testament to his resilience.

Beyond surfing, he explored diverse subjects, rejecting the label of “just a surf photographer” to pursue broader action and lifestyle imagery.

In 2020, he critiqued Instagram’s shift toward stylised, static surf shots, advocating for dynamic, high-action imagery.

For a more complete obit, dive in here to read former Surf Europe editor Pauly Evans’ take on Timo’s short-ish but beautiful life.

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Forecasting giant Surfline accused of price gouging beleaguered Americans

Blame Trump's tariffs?

Tough days, these, for United States of Americans. Once a gilded economic wonderland, the past few years have seen skyrocketing inflation, stagnant or declining incomes and the potential for major doll and pencil shortages under Trump’s tariff seesaw. While many brands and companies have attempted to, at least, put forward sensitive messaging, feeling the consumer’s pain etc., the surf forecasting giant Surfline is allegedly not one of them.

The lid was blown right off the predatory scheme on Reddit where a US user shared news of Surfline’s most recent price increase, sharing, “Craziest move they made yet, they already get 99% of their forecasts wrong and now an upcharge? I can’t find any excuses to keep paying for this app. Not worth my money and effort to keep using this app.”

Well, global Surfline users came swinging in, shocked at the whopping $120 a year (up from $99) that Yankees pay. Australians, for example, pay $50 USD per year, Britons $46 USD and New Zealanders $56 USD. The more than double bill for the same access to the same cameras, forecasts had those in the forum scratching heads.

“Hey man they’re having to pay tariffs on all their imported waves, they can’t help it,” one opined.

Are they physically creating the waves for you in the USA?” another wondered.

Frustration quickly boiled over and the comment section soon became a safe space for the economically abused.

A sampling:

Giving me day old cam footage was the end for me. The current footage wasn’t very useful anyway, but the total corporate dick move of buying up all the local cams then giving day old footage was enough to make me boycott. I literally just go directly to the buoy from NOAA now. It’s better data anyway.

Thanks for canceling. They count the number of people who cancel and the number who just pay. That’s how they learn how much they can get away with. You are doing your part! I will do mine when my yearly renew comes up.

They’re pulling a Netflix on you

Hey. Let’s all cancel. I’ll start. Site blows anyway.

Literally the only value they add is cameras. I feel like this group puts too much importance on access to cameras. Just read the free forecasts and go when you think it will be good. If it’s not as good as you thought, oh well. At least you got a good workout.

Etc.

Kelly Slater even made a surprise appearance with one frustrated soul announcing, “Fuk Surflies and Slater !”

Do you use Surfline and have thoughts on the product? Feel free to share.

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Reason for Filipe Toledo’s “submissive hand jive” in explosive Gold Coast Pro final revealed!

“Julian Wilson was caught off guard by this vulnerable, crazy moment of admiration and truth.”

On Saturday, surf fans were privy to one of the great surf finals, the world’s best surfer in waves two feet and under and two-time world champ, Filipe Toledo, and a never-was champ but a king at every wave from Teahupoo to Pipe, Julian Wilson.

History tells us that Filipe Toledo won the explosive final in pretty little righthand runners at Burleigh Heads. Daddy of two Toledo, who turned thirty one month back, against daddy of one, Julian Wilson, thirty-six and coming off a five-year retirement. Real close and the difference a nine-pointer of Filipe’s that some commentators have described as “the most overscored wave history” although I side with the judges, the second turn as hot as watching a brawny teen jock pumping my gal dog fashion.

Towards the end of the final, Julian Wilson lit up on Filipe Toledo although the exact reason was hard to pinpoint. Was it because of Julian’s dissatisfaction with the scores Pip was getting, as I initially thought, or was it over a perceived paddling interference?

Neither as it turns out.

As Vaughan Blakey, a stud famous for his high-grade podcast Ain’t the Swell with Jed Smith and who was commentating the event, explains, Julian Wilson was bent outta shape by the Brazilian pack on the point and, not long after, by Filipe Toledo’s “submissive hand jive.”

“He was fully fucking off it,” says Vaughan. “And then if you watch the footage, because the one thing that was puzzling to me about whether it was a prior thing or whatever was like Filipe starts doing this submissive sort of explanation hand jive, you know, like he’s not fighting back, he’s properly going, and what I heard was that he was going, ‘Mate, I can’t control that. Like, that’s not my fault. I respect you. You’ve always been one of my favourite surfers.

“And he starts going into this kind of deeper space because both these guys walked away from the tour for their families. This is what I heard, is that he was going, ‘I respect what you’ve done. I respect that you left. You’ve always been one of my favourite surfers. And at this point, Jules is so steamed up that he palms him, puts his hand up, open face palm and he stopped talking. I don’t want to hear it.

“But what I heard after the fact was it fully got to him. Like he was caught off guard by this vulnerable, crazy moment of admiration and truth in the thick of the pinnacle moment of how tense that battle was. Totally. Which to me, fuck man, like I mean what a crazy moment in sport! It pulled it out of this proper battle into this beautiful little like moment of clarity and space where they were just two dad bods going at it and looking for a moment of glory.

“But it fucking rattled Fil that he wasn’t able to connect with Julian in that moment because he just basically fucking tries to hammer off down the point as quickly as he can.”

Essential.

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Photo of disinterested shark. @caveman_476
Photo of disinterested shark. @caveman_476

California surfer comforted by massive great white shark’s apparent disinterest in man eating

“I swear to God, this thing’s body was so fat, I thought it was somebody’s boat. I thought it was an orca..."

It’s shark season, again, in California. That time of year when Great Whites big and small come and enjoy the tasty waves and cool buzz that only the Golden State can provide. Now, surfers have long suspected that sharks may be near though conventional wisdom had them further north, patrolling Alcatraz, for example. Advancements in drone technology, however, have revealed they are everywhere and in droves. La Jolla, Huntington, Ventura and even Pismo Beach.

Yes, the Clam Capital of the World, equidistant betwixt San Francisco and Los Angeles, is famous for many things, including clams, clam chowder and clam digging. It is not famous for its surf but that doesn’t stop its hearty local for trying to find a corner. One, David Steiner, has been trying for 34 years and used to be fearful of the beasts malingering below. Waiting for a moment to nibble on his tender toes. Well, as fate would have it, Steiner became a drone enthusiast with a particular kink for capturing sharks.

“I started really watching what they were doing, and they were just ignoring surfers completely,” Steiner told the San Luis Obispo Tribune. “That kind of helps my mentality with staying in the water.”

Anyhow, late last month he was out flying his drone and he saw a beast making its way toward a group of surfers.

“I swear to God, this thing’s body was so fat, I thought it was somebody’s boat. I thought it was an orca. And then when I saw it was a great white, I was trembling,” he declared.

Worried, he tried to get the gaggle to head in. “I have tried flying my drone in people’s faces, and they don’t react anyway,” he continued. “They wave you off, they don’t know what you’re trying to tell them. There’s no speaker.”

They all eventually made it to shore without incident, one messaging Steiner later when he posted the footage, but his advice is, “Don’t be afraid of the water. The lack of incidents proves to me that they’re not interested.”

Be comforted here.

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