Surfing (pictured) the great uniter between left and right.
Surfing (pictured) the great uniter between left and right.

New book reveals surfing the magic glue able to bond lily-livered lefties and thick-skulled MAGA clowns!

“What started as a surfing book became a story about whether an Obama speechwriter and a Joe Rogan superfan can become friends..."

Very few saw this coming. Surfing, our very and most favorite pastime, has been lightly regarded for much of modern history. The pursuit of dropouts and derelicts. Non-serious folk who need only a tasty buzz and some cool waves to be fine. Well, as it turns out, it might also be the only glue strong enough to unite the very polarized men in these-once United States of America.

Former Obama speechwriter David Litt stumbled upon this wild truth after asking his Joe Rogan-loving brother-in-law for surf lessons. Litt describes himself as “a high-functioning, high-anxiety person who experienced situational depression during the coronavirus pandemic. He had a feeling of overwhelming dread, difficulty getting out of bed and found himself endlessly doomscrolling.” Brother-in-law, on the other hand, “a guitar player, a motorcycle enthusiast and a daredevil surfer.”

“He played electric guitar in a ska band that is a big deal on the Shore; I played ultimate frisbee. He was into death metal and I was into Stephen Sondheim. So we never had anything in common. In the run up to the pandemic all of these differences weren’t always political but then somehow they started to feel like they were telling us what team we were on. It felt like we’d been drafted into opposite sides of the culture war,” Litt shared with The Guardian.

“He did well during the pandemic and he seemed resilient in a way that, to be totally honest, I didn’t,” the lightly built brunette continued. “I definitely was not about to get tattoos or try to drive a truck because I would bump into things, but I could see myself trying to surf and that’s what happened.”

His goal, to see if he could ride “a big wave in Hawaii.

That’s when surfing’s shocking magic ignited.

“What started as a surfing book became a story about basically a will-they won’t-they?, except it’s whether an Obama speechwriter and a Joe Rogan superfan can become friends,” Litt explained. “Like a lot of Democrats, my natural inclination is to be a little annoying and condescending. I certainly wasn’t doing that when I was the one who desperately needed to learn from him.”

Spoiler alert… surfing worked!

But do you have a similar tale of bonding with someone you otherwise despise whilst bobbing in the brine or has it mostly gone the other way for you? Learning to hate basically everyone on board?

Read the rest of the interview here. Buy book here.

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Ramathorn
Ramathorn
1 year ago

Likes death metal, and plays in a ska band. Fucking unicorn.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
1 year ago
Reply to  Ramathorn

Ha!

Gilbert Gil
Gilbert Gil
1 year ago

The guy didn’t want to drive a truck cause he would bump into things? I really don’t know what that means.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago
Reply to  Gilbert Gil

He would bump into guys to get their number.
Xox

Mike
Mike
1 year ago
Reply to  Gilbert Gil

Admission of beta status.

Deepsouth61
Deepsouth61
1 year ago
Reply to  Gilbert Gil

4 wheel drive maybe….?

mike m
mike m
1 year ago

Does Turtle make an appearance?

channelbottom
channelbottom
1 year ago

‘Surfing The Magic Glue” sounds like a really good way to lose lots of brain cells.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Spoiler! It’s jizz!
Xox

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

you see a picture of Lil’ Litt and you know it is.

Mike
Mike
1 year ago

Unfortunately there are worldwide forces in and out of governments trying to globalize and neuter every western nation.

Stick man
Stick man
1 year ago
Reply to  Mike

Big oil, 1%, etc…

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
1 year ago

How many speechwriters/boyfriends does one president need?

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
1 year ago

Surfing doesn’t seem to be doing much good for French and German relations lately, if anything it’s causing more antagonism than ever.

So goodness knows how it’ll mend the differences between Faria and Kaikoura…

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

I was in Biarritz a few weeks ago and there was a badass girl absolutely ripping a break away from the guys. Now I’m left to contemplate if she was avoiding mean french men…

justiceminister
justiceminister
1 year ago

When it comes right down to it people are somewhat the same. With variations good and bad. But excuses for this aberration or that won’t cut the mustard in court under my scrutiny.

Otto
Otto
1 year ago

Joe Rogan is not MAGA Conservative, nor conservative Republican in any sense. What makes him so dangerous to the left is that he’s willing to have a freeform lengthy interview where he’s engaged with his guest and willing to listen.

Trev
Trev
1 year ago
Reply to  Otto

I think that used to be the case but he seems really into drinking his own bath water nowadays.
When was the last time he had someone on the show that might have a different view point to him? It’s been a while. The vaccine issue is the perfect example, he only has people on who agree and reinforce his view.

Ramathorn
Ramathorn
1 year ago
Reply to  Trev

Needs to get Bill Burr back on, regularly.

Trev
Trev
1 year ago
Reply to  Ramathorn

Indeed. Josh Szeps was good too for not just agreeing with everything Joe says.

Magnum
Magnum
1 year ago
Reply to  Ramathorn

Bill Burr has become insufferable in the last few years. He seems to cower under the cloud of his wife’s TDS.

Otto
Otto
1 year ago
Reply to  Trev

What’s his viewpoint?

The vaccine issue is not a good example. Take a look through his shows.

While he has his views on the vaccine, as he should, cause the mRNA vaccine is problematic, you’d be hard pressed to do a 5 month run through of shows and not conclude that it’s mostly comedians, thoroughly random and hardly partisan.

Trev
Trev
1 year ago
Reply to  Otto

I probably listen to one in five, there’s only so much time but certainly feels like it comes up quite often.
He recently had a Dr on to talk about the dangers of the vaccine but she was an ENT.
Bit of balance would be good even if he doesn’t want to hear it.

Ramathorn
Ramathorn
1 year ago
Reply to  Otto

Agree that he’s not partisan. It’s become mostly the same comedians now though. He’s used to get good guests that you’d never hear of otherwise (and who were interesting) – Maynard from Tool, Billy Corgan etc.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
1 year ago
Reply to  Otto

Clickbait headline gotta clickbait headline. I listen to Rogan when driving cross country and get so bored with the same three things he discusses plus stories about self.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
1 year ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Which, to your point, ain’t MAGA at all. Nutrition, cars, working out.

Stick man
Stick man
1 year ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Drugs.

Ramathorn
Ramathorn
1 year ago
Reply to  Stick man

I think that’s what he means by nutrition. One and the same to Joe

Otto
Otto
1 year ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

He mostly has other comedians on. I think he figures his far reach can only help careers for touring comedians.
He’s got an extensive car collection. Can’t blame him for having passions.

Did you listen to his recent podcast with Oliver Anthony? While I don’t listen to most of his podcasts, every now and then I’ll dive in for a listen. That one was good.

Mike
Mike
1 year ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

This was a mega MAGA podcast. Fortunately he’s back in the administration(Deputy Assistant to the President of the United States). You could write an article about the resonant quality of his voice. 😄 https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

The cliffnote or soundbite recap version of Rogan is the only way to stomach him.

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
1 year ago
Reply to  Otto

Joe’s comedy is trash. Can we at least agree on that?

SlickSaintNik
SlickSaintNik
1 year ago

MAGA or Dem, one thing we can all agree on is we don’t need more clowns like this in the water, let alone writing books about it.

Wave Wizard
Wave Wizard
1 year ago
Reply to  SlickSaintNik

That conservative is doing a terrible job conserving if he’s teaching people to surf.

Build the wall!

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
1 year ago
Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

I first heard Mr Carlin in the early 70s and never once did I disagree with his words or wisdom.

Skippy
Skippy
1 year ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

“Have you ever noticed your own farts don’t smell that bad?” -GC

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago
Reply to  Skippy

My poor wife…

SaltyHB
SaltyHB
1 year ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

+1

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
1 year ago

“Like a lot of Democrats, my natural inclination is to be a little annoying and condescending.” Clearly he’s not hung out with the Republicans and global MAGA below the line at BG. The fuckers. Or Negs when it comes to pictures of food. The fucker.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago

I try hard to avoid the far right and the far left, except of course the BG crew as surfers are kind, loving and accepting of all of us.

Otto
Otto
1 year ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

fuck you…..ugh…..I mean that kindly, lovingly and acceptingly.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago
Reply to  Otto

THIS is why I ache for you OTTO! Keeping it real bro!

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago
Reply to  Otto

So we are left to wonder why Elizabeth Hurley would hang with Billy Ray?

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

Or our Warney!!
Xox

Otto
Otto
1 year ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

A question best asked of Hugh Grant.


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