"Prince Harry showed remarkable poise, deftly lowering his lower ballast to the deck to maintain a terrific stability in the man-made tubes."
There wasn’t a jaw undropped when incredible footage of Prince Harry surfing Kelly Slater’s Lemoore wave pool under the tutelage of Raimana van Bastolaer was leaked in the middle of last year.
The exiled tough-as-nails royal who bravely killed twenty-five Taliban from his helicopter turret during his tour of Afghanistan, and which was revealed in his excellent memoir Spare, fell under the spell of Raimana, whose rizz attracted, long before Harry, Ivanka Trump, Dojo Cat and Cindy Crawford.
Prince Harry showed remarkable poise, deftly lowering his lower ballast to the deck to maintain a terrific stability in the man-made tubes, something that eludes many for an entire lifetime.
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The forty-year-old red-headed prodigal son, who is sometimes called the Prince of Wails, first started surfing five years ago after a gift of surfing lessons from his wife, the television actress Meghan Markle, shortly after they decamped from the near failed state of Britain to the polished wealthy enclave of Montecito and a short drive from Dane Reynolds’ new Chapter 11 surf store.
Earlier this year, Harry took his now six-year-old kid Prince Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor, eighth in line for the British throne, to the Slater ranch to experience the the special joys of being coaxed, and coached, into barrels by Raimana.
As expected, the experience has turned lil Arch into a surfing convert.
On Friday, the famous family was photographed on the beach at Carpinteria, a coastal town of thirteen thousand souls including the go-for-broke surfer Dane Reynolds, on Friday, Arch, in the surf, Daddy sheltering his British skin from the hard Californian sunshine.
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Just last week some hard evidence was exposed that suggested the real father of Ke11y’s red headed son is actually Jamie O’Brien (as seen in this photo showing young Tao-Lee looking remarkably like the Slater’s Pipemaster near-neighbour).
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But now we find out there’s a good chance that similarly auburn-tinged Prince Harry could infact be young Tao-Lee’s dad.
Though some say comedic genius Conan O’Brien could be the real father.
Potentially more misinformation soon…
The blue blood is gunna freak the shark out that inevitably gets him