“The likelihood of confusion is not merely hypothetical..."
This past spring, the legal world was set ablaze after San Clemente-based surfboard maker Lost sued the multi-platinum musical artist Lady Gaga after she began selling “Mayhem” merch as part of her “Mayhem Ball” world tour. While the word might not seem copyright-able, at first blush, Lost’s number one shaper, Matt Biolos, has used the mark for many years on his surfboards and also some clothing.
There is no word how that action is working, if Gaga is on the ropes, but it clearly inspired copycats as, moments ago, the hideous clothing brand Chrome Hearts filed suit against the legendary singer-songwriter Neil Young after he dubbed his new backup band “Chrome Hearts.”
Per Pitchfork:
In the complaint, obtained by Pitchfork, lawyers for Chrome Hearts outline the brand’s ownership “of the CHROME HEARTS® word mark, and composite trademarks comprising the CHROME HEARTS mark and design components,” dating back to 1991.
They argue that Young and his bandmates are infringing upon the brand’s trademark by selling “Neil Young and the Chrome Hearts” (NYTCH) merchandise that “incorporates the exact CHROME HEARTS® word mark and is thus likely to cause confusion with Chrome Hearts’ various Chrome Hearts Marks.”
“The likelihood of confusion is not merely hypothetical. Some clothing and apparel vendors have apparently already mistakenly assumed that there is a connection between NYTCH and Chrome Hearts, and are actively promoting that purported connection,” they claim. “For example, some vendors have started marketing t-shirts that prominently display Mr. Young’s name along with Chrome Hearts’s iconic stylization of the CHROME HEARTS® mark.”
Exactly the similar wordage to Lost’s own claim.
Chrome Hearts, for the unaware, makes clothing that looks like this:

Neil Young, for his part, was once part of Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young.
Thoughts?
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Neil Young is always right
NY can produce the lyrics to “Long May Your Run” in court, showing he wrote “chrome heart” in a song before the shitty clothing “Chrome Hearts” . Counter sue.
If the surf clothing brands shut shop who will Sheiko the cobra of wetsuits sell thier product to …mmm , will they choose to take over the market that they already by proxy own , interesting very interesting.
Talking of hideous clothing brands what ever happened to Shaun Thompson’s re start of Instinct ?? , surely the white zaffa Jew boy didn’t loose some cash ??
While we’re on the subject – who’s copying who
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I’d love a better mind than mine to breakdown the psychology of using that Olde English typeface.
Popular with Chicanos and Hawaiians.
Some kind of Stockholm syndrome shit with the colonisers.
Lead Nipples
Utah, make it two!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JdVgCrDJM9Y
Wyld Stallions! Now I propose that we only speak in Bill and Ted quotes.
Xox
Thoughts are that chrome hearts would do well on the goldie
They already have Unit
Neils value obviously in decline since he wrote Heart of Gold.
…..but he is Canadian…..so there is that.
Have a listen to “Cortez the killer” not too shabby
yeah, but as far as Young goes, Cinnamon Girl and Cowgril in the Sand are all time faves.
however, I still think some of young’s best work was with CSNY.
one of the best quartets in history.
Oh for sure. The harmonies alone are all time
Carry on Deeks.
Titanium Tibia
I’m following the WSL’s lead and not surfing until Easter 2026
Little known fact, Rust Never Sleeps comes from a Booji Boy quote when Neil was hanging out with Devo back in 77.
As good as it gets: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VimyH1uoZt0&list=RDVimyH1uoZt0&start_radio=1
He’s totally a Neil.
Is there any actual news on that “Mayhem” lawsuit? I was curious how that was gonna shake out
Jury Trial set for 8/11/2026
https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/69789954/lost-international-llc-v-stefani-joanne-germanotta/
https://trademarklawyermagazine.com/lady-gagas-mayhem-lawsuit-a-warning-on-album-title-trademarking/
Thanks! I gotta figure they settle before that but we’ll see
unless gagas team wants to make a point i guess. is there a ‘reverse settle’ ? where biolos just throws in the towel?
I’m curious about that too. Settling definitely could mean he drops the case and no one pays anything
Titanium Bumholes!
Xox
I hear the bass player has a slick fingerstyle
Ohlala!
Xox
ever see the fingers on Stanley Clarke?
up the bum tonsil ticklers.